A message to Howard Stern on his birthday...

 Michigan Weather and Personal Ailments

- Michigan's unpredictable weather causing physical discomfort.

- Sudden temperature fluctuations, including a 57-degree night.

- Ongoing recovery from illness with persistent body pains.

Rivertown Crossings Mall Decline

- Mall security's mistreatment of a man with Down Syndrome and a past incident with Chuck.

- New owner's efforts to redevelop the mall and address structural issues.

- Macy's closure and the mall's increasing number of abandoned anchor stores.

Northern Michigan Radio Station Changes

- Rock 105 and 95.5 parting ways with DJ Greg Beherrell due to pre-recorded, out-of-place content.

- Station reducing its DJ lineup from four to two, raising concerns about its future.

- Comparison with other local stations like 'The Bear' and KLT, highlighting Black Diamond's perceived lack of effort.

Howard Stern's Political Stance and Ms. Rachel Controversy

- Howard Stern's reduced work schedule and focus on health at 72.

- Stern's anger over Ms. Rachel, a children's entertainer, expressing political views.

- Chuck argues that children's programming can and should address political or societal issues.

Children's Television and Societal Issues

- Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood addressed racial integration with a black police officer in a pool at the same time as Rogers.

- Daniel Tiger discussing 'assassinate' after Bobby Kennedy's death.

- The importance of children's programming reflecting real-world issues and politics.

High School Lunch Policy and Shoplifting

- Elk Rapids High School's transition from an open to a closed campus for freshmen and sophomores.

- Owner of the local Village Market, Rick Young, complaining about student shoplifting.

- Chuck's negative experience with school lunches and bullying.

Critique of Republican Education Agenda

- Concerns about Republican-backed educational initiatives like PragerU.

- PragerU's controversial portrayal of historical events like slavery and Columbus.

- Republicans' perceived attempt to move education backward and indoctrinate students.

Wealth Inequality and Political Engagement

- Howard Stern's wealth insulating him from common financial struggles.

- The increasing cost of living affecting average citizens, unlike the wealthy.

- Critique of Stern's reluctance to openly criticize Donald Trump, despite his personal political leanings.