Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
8.29.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Jesten Peters
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
8.28.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Dinesh D'souza
Monday, August 27, 2012
8.27.12 Bee-otch of the Day: televangelists
Northern Michigan Arbitron radio ratings are out.... Kinda
8.27.12
NORTHERN MICHIGAN RADIO RATINGS ARE OUT... ER, KINDANew Arbitron policy stops embargoes, but filters out non-subscribers
Arbitron, we missed you.
After a long three years, Arbitron is back to dishing out radio ratings publicly, but with a catch:
Non-subscribers to the service are now omitted from their surveys.
Sadly, Ross Biederman's Midwestern Broadcasting, Northern Broadcast and Roy Henderson's Fort Bend Broadcasting are off the list, but at least we have the numbers for MacDonald-Garber Broadcasting and Northern Star Broadcasting, headed by Del Reynolds.
So here's what we can publish:
106 KHQ - 7.8
Lite 96, WMKC Big Country 102.9 and Real Rock 105/95-5 - 3.5
98.1/94.5 The Bear - 2.0
Mix 96/WMBN 1340/WMKT 1270 - .4
*It doesn't surprise me that KHQ's ratings are pretty good right now, considering that Top 40 is as popular than ever thanks to rap/hip-hop dying in popularity and the format itself becoming more soccer mom-friendly. Then again, Arbitron did publish KHQ's numbers from the past few books, and they were better.
*Lite 96 with a 3.5 proves that northern Michigan - despite being an older-skewing market - can only support one AC station.
*Big Country has always done well with the Straits area folks. 3.5 is pretty good for a station with only an OK signal in Traverse City, a town with two strong 100KW Country signals.
*I am disappointed with Real Rock 105/95-5. I did check their numbers from the past few books and they're at their lowest ratings point since they debuted. Personally, I think if the station had more live and local personalities instead of using a voice-tracked has-been from Minneapolis for nights, the station could have more energy. IMO, Cartman's gotta go. His style is more-suited for CHR, plus the fact that he damn near screwed me over to save his failing career doesn't surprise me that they're probably the lowest-rated Active Rock station in the state.
*If Real Rock's that bad, look at The Bear! 2.0! Sad. Even worse, owner Del Reynolds even admitted that he's paying over $100,000 to air Bob and Tom on that station. Personally, both Bob and Tom and The Bear have seen better days.
*Doesn't surprise me that Mix/MBN/MKT are at a .4. Of course, WMBN just flipped to Sports, so we'll see what their next book is like. A .4 is embarrassing to WMKT, especially with all of the live talent it has. Then again, their syndicated fare's horrid, and it's a big ratings killer.
So, since we don't have ALL of the Arbitron ratings, plus the fact that we did a similar ratings book using Alexa.com, here's what we've concluded with:
STATIONS DOING WELL:
*106 KHQ
*97.5/98.9 KLT
*WTCM-FM 103.5/93.5
*Big Country 102.9 (does well especially in Straits area)
*WTCM-AM NewsTalk 580
STATIONS DOING OK, BUT NOTHING SPECIAL:
*94.3/92.5 The Fox
*WLDR Sunny Country 101.9
*Real Rock 105/95-5
*Classic Hits 107.5 WCCW
*Lite 96.3
STATIONS THAT SHOULD CONSIDER DOING SOME CHANGES:
*98.1/94.5/93.9/107.1 The Bear
*WMKT 1270
*WJML 1110
*Z93 (too fuddy-duddy for a CHR)
*Mix 96
*99.3 The Wolf (have I EVER heard one local commercial for that station? Also, what happened to their webstream?)
THE VERDICT IS OUT:
*WZTC 104.5 Bob FM
*WCDY 107.9
*WBNZ 92.3
ALREADY MAKING CHANGES:
*106.7/105.5 You FM (becoming ESPN 8.30)
*1310 WCCW (flipping to Fox Sports also on 8.30)
*WKAD 93.7/WMBN 1340 (already flipped to Fox Sports)
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Tuesday, August 21, 2012
8.21.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Vladimir Putin
Thursday, August 9, 2012
8.9.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Wade Page
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
8.8.12 Bee-otch of the Day: NBC
DON'T FORGET TO "LIKE" BEE-OTCH OF THE DAY ON FACEBOOK! Name: The National Broadcasting Company Age: 86 Occupation: media giant Last Seen: New York, NY Bee-otched For: not having their priorities straight --- Just a few more days until NBC's horrid Olympic coverage ends, kids. Just imagine! No more lengthy tape delays, no more world laughing at us because their state-owned networks have better coverage than ours and most of all, no more embarrassment. I know. I'm a little late on this (damn end-of the month conflicts plus an unexpected remodeling of Chuck69.com world headquarters (see Monday's Bee-otch of the Day for deets)), but better late than never. During the opening ceremonies a week ago Friday, NBC made one of the worst decisions in its long and storied history. They edited out a six-minute tribute to the 7-7 disaster to show an interview between Michael Phelps and Tinker Bell himself, Ryan Seacrest. Without a doubt, many felt infuriated over the Peacock's decision not to show the tribute, especially since both 7-7 and 9-11 were products of al-Quida. NBC did release a statement, claiming that they're programming the Olympics specifically for American audiences. So a dopey, no-talent, overworked and overpaid douchebag like Ryan Seacrest is more important than paying tribute to a horrific disaster. Nice, NBC, nice. I hope that somebody will do the world a favor and take the Olympics away from NBC in the future. We're tired of tape-delayed broadcasts and piss-poor hosting decisions. In comparison to other networks airing the games, I give NBC a D-. One person even claimed that Usain Bolt is so fast, that he can run back to America in time to see his races on NBC. Remember, NBC is still partly owned by GE, who made a lot of the weapons used on the wars Bush started. Oh! His skank ho daughter's also reporting during the games. Nice! Thankfully, there's still ways to get around NBC's horrid coverage of the games, like, oh, the internet. Otherwise, there's still the fact that NBC will be losing at least a billion bucks after this year's games end. In the meantime, all the female gymnasts have cute asses this yea--oh, they're not 18 yet? Never mind.... ---
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Monday, August 6, 2012
8.6.12 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party
DON'T FORGET TO "LIKE" BEE-OTCH OF THE DAY ON FACEBOOK! Name: The Republican Party Age: 158 Occupation: right-winged jerks Last Seen: Washington, DC Bee-otched For: making me live in a hellhole --- Like many Americans, I wish I was living the American dream. As I'm typing this at 4:30 a.m. on a Monday morning, it's 58 degrees outside. Yet, my AC is on full-blast, and I'm wearing sweatpants. Why? Well... The story begins Thursday night when I came home from work after working a normal eight hours. I was scheduled for 10 hours, but because the lead man on my crew had the night off, I went home at a normal time. Boy, was I lucky. One of my normal routines is to clean out my bathroom and other parts of my small apartment in Grand Rapids. However, as I was getting ready to spray Scrubbing Bubbles into my tub, a strange trickle of water started pouring on my head from the exhaust fan. That trickle of water turned into a stream and I grabbed the bucket. Soon, water started spreading from one ceiling to another, and I called maintenance. Thankfully, the repair man came within maybe five minutes (it felt like 15, though) and saw the travesty going on. He rushed upstairs and found the problem as I was rushing to save my items in my closets from getting drenched from the flood. In the end, my bathroom was flooded, and so were my closets. Not to mention, the ceiling in my bathroom started to sink in, and on Saturday morning, one of the sections of wet drywall collapsed. After the melee, the repair guy and I wet-vac'd the floors - which are still damp three days later - and today, they're coming back to deodorize the carpets and re-do the ceiling in my bathroom. Sadly, they're coming this morning, so I might not get a whole lot of sleep. So, what caused my poor 'ol apartment to get flooded? Simple: a nasty-ass old black woman lives upstairs from me apparently got all drunk, was about to take a bath, passed out and allowed her tub to overflow. That fucking old ho is DAMN lucky I didn't come home later or else that place might have gone up in flames or collapsed. But, there's a lot of work that needs to be done and guess who's paying? YEP! SHE IS! Plus, my place has a "three strikes" policy which limits the asshole derelicts that seem to roam this place, giving it a bad rap, and she's on strike two. With the bullshit she's caused, if I were the landlord, I'd kick her ass out. So, why's the Republican party getting Bee-otched and not her? Simple: they're the root of the problem. You see, I have no real choice but to live here. It's the only place in town that I can afford without getting a (groan) roommate or even better, a woman to live with me. Having a nice house is a dream, but not when you've been working for the same wages you've been making for almost a decade. I love assholes who blast me for having "arrested development" because I have a crappy job and a crappy place to live. Guess what? It's all beyond my power. Ronald Reagan was elected as president in 1980, and he slashed taxes for the wealthy, cut education and busted the unions. The average American only makes on average 1% more than what they were making in 1980 while CEO pay has exploded. Sadly, in 30 years, we've only had two presidents who have moved this country in a positive direction and the last one we had gave us a huge surplus that reverted back to the wealthy thanks to the last loser in charge. During the Clinton years, if you hated your job, you could cross the street. Now, it's difficult just to get even the lowest-paying entry-level jobs out there. I do have my resume online, but the majority of the companies that have sent me anything are crappy commission jobs. But that's Grand Rapids for ya. Wanna be middle class? TOUGH. Instead of getting a job that has security and good pay, you're making the same wage as a burger flipper, living in a big building surrounded by questionable people. That's not the life I wanted. Yeah, I can go back to school... For what? To get another loser job that has no ladder? Thanks, but that's why I vote Democrat. I want CEOs and big companies to pay their fair share in taxes. It's time to make this country a progressive FDR-style country again where people get good-paying jobs and less excuses. All the GOP wants is for you to get dumped on by a drunk nappy-headed ho while they sleep comfortably in their huge mansion in the country. Sorry, but it's time to play fair. And once again, R goes backward while D goes forward and beyond. ---
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