Wednesday, November 25, 2020

11.23.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Mike Lindell

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Name: Mike Lindell
Age: 59
Occupation: the My Pillow guy
Last Seen: Minnesota
Bee-otched For: freeing a murderer




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Hello, I'm a straight man, and I love pillows. 

Maybe it's because I like to cuddle and don't have a girlfriend or wife. When a few of my older pillows got old and brown recently, I knew what I had to do: buy some new ones.

As of late, I purchased four new pillows: two memory foam pillows, one Brookstone pillow that keeps cool and a nice, big, fluffy body pillow. 

And NONE of them were MyPillows, which I would never buy in a million years. 

There's too many damn good reasons why I would never buy one of those pillows. For one, it was designed without the help of sleep experts. Instead, it was developed by a crack addict named Mike Lindell. I know someone who had sleep troubles for years, and bought one of those stupid-ass pillows. Well, his sleep didn't improve. 

The big reason why I would never buy a MyPillow is because Mike Lindell is a huge giver to the Republicans, especially Drumpf. Not only that, but he also gives to Fox "News" Channel and their lie-filled shows. When advertisers left Laura Ingraham in droves over her attacks of the victims of the Parkland shooting massacre, Mike bought up all the abandoned ad slots. He's spoken at Drumpf's rallies and even paid a million bucks out of pocket for an anti-abortion movie that spreads lies about Planned Parenthood. 

Now, there's another reason to hate the MyPillow Guy: he helped free mass murderer Kyle Rittenhouse.

Last week, the accused 17-year-old Kenosha gunman was freed on $2 million bond after being imprisoned for three months. Rittenhouse made headlines several months ago when the Illinois teen crossed state lines to Wisconsin with a loaded gun and killed two men in Kenosha while he was "protecting" property. 

Many conservative groups have praised Rittenhouse for being a fighter in the so-called war against rioting in America, which those same fucked-up cons created in the first place. Those groups worked to free Rittenhouse, who is rumored to still be in Wisconsin. Among them include actor Ricky Schroeder and yes, the Pillow Guy. 

Thankfully, the judge has ordered Rittenhouse to be nowhere close to either weapons nor the families of the victims he killed.

The sad truth is that Rottenhouse is a douchebag who was brainwashed by his fat bitch mother to think that liberals and people of color are bad. Yet, protecting property is God's work. When one puts property over people, they're royally fucked up. 

Kyle Rottenhouse is a cold-blooded murderer, plain and simple. He's not a cop nor is he a hero. He's simply an asshole who believed that he was doing good by protecting those buildings. Granted, there's conflicting reports that the two men he killed were felons. But, who was he to judge?

Look, buying things is like voting since a lot of companies support political parties. You buy a MyPillow and you're supporting Drumpf, Fox "News" and now, the freeing of Kyle Rottenhouse. Brookstone is a great brand of pillow and they're mostly Democrat. Granted, they shuttered their mall stores (can't make a profit sitting in those comfy massage chairs), but now, their products are sold at Bed, Bath and Beyond, Costco and other places.

If you want to support a murderer, buy a MyPillow. Thankfully, Biden's president-elect or else Rottenhouse would have been pardoned. As-is, Drumpf already pardoned too many assholes, and he doesn't need to pardon another one. But, with right-winged bullshit in America coming to a near end - at least for now - Drumpf only has 56 days to pardon all the losers in the world who don't need to be freed. 

Sometimes, Minnesota nice goes way too far.


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Tuesday, November 24, 2020

11.24.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Kelly Stafford

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Name: Kelly Stafford
Age: 31
Occupation: Karen
Last Seen: Detroit, MI
Bee-otched For: blaming her problems on Whitmer




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Some people should not have the right to talk.

And one of those people is Kelly Stafford.

Stafford is the wife of Matthew Stafford, the quarterback for the lowly Detroit Lions. Last week, Mrs. Stafford - who has probably never had a real job in her fucking life - decided to use the power of social media to attack Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer for her strong stance on combating COVID-19.

Last week, Stafford stated that she's "over living in a dictatorship" in regard to Whitmer's edict to protecting Michiganders from COVID-19. She also posted that "we only live once" and that Whitmer is hurting small businesses with her orders. 

Since making the post, Mrs. Stafford apologized after many started taking to their social media and attacked her for not understanding on what COVID-19 does to people. Stafford wrote that a friend of her is losing her business because of COVID and felt that Whitmer's laws were hurting her the most.

And this is from a Karen whose husband makes $27 million per year and can't win for shit. Case in point: their 20-0 abortion on Sunday against the Panthers. 

The pathetic truth is that the Lions and Matt Stafford are both just as fucking bad is Stafford's fucking ho of a wife, who doesn't have to work. Folks, I work in a place where one of my co-workers - albeit not close - got COVID. I still got tested as a precaution and thankfully, I was negative. Stafford doesn't have to work, either, but that $27 million to play shitty football means so much to him. 

I'll be honest. If the Ford family cared two shits about their fans, they would have never fired Jim Caldwell - their winningest coach in decades - for the shitty Patricia Matthew. Plus, to me, Stafford is one of the most-overrated QBs in football. I remembered when William Clay Ford (and WHY they still have "WCF" on their jerseys is beyond me) owned the Lions, he made headlines when he hired Steve Mariucci as head coach WITHOUT interviewing minorities first (of course, Mooch only went 15-28 as the Lions' coach). Maybe if worse comes to worse with the Lions, they oughta fire Stafford and get Colin Kaepernick in as QB. 

And surprise! Mrs. Stafford even attacked Kaepernick, too

Look, I agree, I'm tired of COVID-19. I miss going to concerts. I miss eating fresh food at a restaurant. I miss going to the movies. I miss traveling. Hell, I miss not wearing a mask. But, anything to help fight this horrible virus. 

Sunday, I was listening to Southpaws and host Darren Gibson pleaded to listeners to support the Big Boy in Grandville. With the new mandates, that location is facing closure and their owner is a longtime supporter of the program. I hope to go there in the near future and support someone who actually cares about progressive talk radio, which there is a huge lack of here in west Michigan now that WPRR has flipped to urban AC. 

Kelly Stafford has millions in her pocket. I totally agree that if she's concerned about her friend with the failing business, she needs to support her. It's like any business. Look at Mad Magazine: when it was announced that they were ceasing publication (which they haven't officially yet), artist Tom Richmond - who was let go from the magazine - told his fans on social media that he knew what was killing the magazine. The answer? People who go "I'm sorry the magazine's going away, I haven't bought an issue for years". Yes, they're a fan, but they don't want to pay to keep a roof over Mr. Richmond's head. 

Same with Playboy; their circulation's been sagging like one of their Playmates of the Month from 40 years ago. Even they've made foolish mistakes over the years, such as allowing pictorials from celebrities that only want to show sideboob and going nude-free a few years ago. Now, they're digital only, competing with free porn sites that show more, as opposed to people paying for other people to look at a girl totally naked.

At the end of the day, people need to know where their priorities are. If you put money over health, you're an asshole, plain and simple. Kelly Stafford doesn't have to work, but I do. So, she needs to shut up and realize that she's human like the rest of us.

Maybe the brain cancer she had made her into the fucking retard she is now.


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Monday, November 23, 2020

11.23.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: golfer
Last Seen: White House
Bee-otched For: losing his grip on the presidency




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I think America is starting to get to Drumpf.

We're acting like the parent who has to tell their kid that he won't be able to go to the neighbor's birthday party this year because they did something wrong to them. But, being the fussy asshole that he is, Drumpf always has to get his way.

Of course, this weekend, he invited Michigan's house speaker Lee Chatfield and senate majority leader Mike Shirkey to the White House. Apparently, the plan was to take Michigan red in this year's presidential election by not counting all the votes.

But in the end, it was tough shit for the outgoing de facto president. Tonight, a whole bunch of not-so-nice things happened to Drumpf.

First off, Michigan's canvassers announced at around 5 p.m. that Joe Biden was the certified winner of the 2020 presidential election. Not only that, but not long after, the Drumpf administration authorized Biden to start transitioning to the presidency. 

In the past several days, Drumpf's fellow Repukes have all told him the same thing: time's up. Time to concede and quit making the rest of us look bad. Maybe that's why on Saturday, while the rest of the free world was patronizing the G20 pandemic event, Drumpf was golfing.

Folks, I know, you know, and just about every person with an IQ over room temp knows. It's time for Drumpf to realize that his time's up. He's just like a little boy: when mommy is telling you that it's time to go and you don't wanna go, you'll be kicking and screaming. 

And sadly, his minions are also kicking and screaming.

Too many of his followers are bitching that Biden won unfairly. No, he did. They need to stop reading Parler and know what the truth is. As a matter of fact, some even threw a pro-Drumpf rally today in Lansing in hopes of keeping this state red. Meanwhile, there was a pro-Biden rally down the road and cars were lined up the street.

Drumpf and his fans can bitch all they want, but it's time for him to be a man and not a little boy. He needs to concede and allow Biden to run the show like an adult. He's already getting qualified individuals to run his cabinet as opposed to the wealthy bullying the middle class and lower.

And trust me, Biden has better things to do than golf.


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Thursday, November 19, 2020

11.19.20 Bee-otch of the Day: terrestrial radio

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Name: terrestrial radio
Age: 100
Occupation: failed entertainers and informers of the general public
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: 
killing the X



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In 1955, the world seemed to be a happy, clean, quiet place.

And then came Bill Haley and the Comets. Rock 'n Roll was officially born.

Over the past 65 years, rock has evolved. We've embraced the British Invasion, psychedelic rock, Motown, disco, punk, new wave, hair metal, alternative, grunge, boy bands, nu metal, EDM and so on. Many rock and top 40 stations have ended up being as legendary as the bands they've played: WLS, WCFL, WABC, KHJ and for the people of Detroit, CKLW.

Of course, CKLW was a driving force for CHR fans of the 60s and 70s. Led by programmer Rosalie Trombley, its tight playlist and boss jocks helped define them as one of the most-important stations in Detroit's history, even though they were over the border in Windsor. Sadly, like too many great radio stations, nothing lasts forever. After years of declining ratings brought on by the Canadian government rearing its ugly head over ownership and content, plus the fact that more and more people were tuning to top 40 radio on the FM band, The Big 8 was dead and gone in 1984, replaced by big band music for old people. 

On Wednesday, news broke out that the same thing was happening to 89X, a sister station to CKLW, now a Canadian news-talker. On their website and in-between some songs, the legendary alternative rocker - which flipped to active rock a few years ago - announced that something major was going on Thursday at noon. On their website, they also claimed that "if you're into new rock, you'll probably hate this new format". Sadly, they were right. 

The final song on 89X was the first tune they played on May 13, 1991: "Stop!" by Jane's Addiction. Shortly after "Stop!" stopped, a new station launched in its spot: Pure Country 89. Its first song was "Cruise" by Florida Georgia Line. Along with 99.5 WYCD and New Country 93.1, the Detroit area now has THREE(!!!) country stations with city-grade signals. Weirdly enough, my old hometown of Traverse City in rural northern Michigan only has one strong country station: WTCM-FM 103.5, along with out-of-towners Big Country 102.9 and 96.7 The Bull. 

Meanwhile, their sister adult alternative station, 93.9 The River flipped to CHR as Virgin Radio 93.9 at the same time. The move now gives competition to Channel 9-5-5 in the Detroit region.

However, one thing to note is that both Pure Country and Virgin Radio are aimed towards Windsor listeners and not Detroiters like 89X and The River were. This is probably to please the Canadian government. Bear in mind that 89X closed their Detroit area offices and studios a few years ago since the Canadian government got tough on that country's stations being aimed towards an American audience. They did it to CKLW decades ago, and not long ago, they did it to 89X and The River. Sad, since I really liked 89X's Timewarp and Christina was given the heave-ho.

It's true: 89X did a helluva lot more for the Detroit crowd than the Windsorites. The station sponsored many concerts like The Night 89X Stole Christmas and so much more. Granted, they did honor many of the Canadian government's edicts, like CanCon rules. One of my fondest memories of 89X was in the 1990s, I was listening to their Saturday night club programming and they played a TON of uncensored music, including Consolidated's "You Suck" Thanks to 89X's success, many of their American counterparts flipped to alternative in the 1990s, like Planet 96.3 and The Edge @ 105dotone, neither of whom lasted a decade. 

Because of 89X's demise, it immediately caused high-rated WRIF to be the sole rock station in Detroit with a focus on currents. Granted, they don't sound bad, but having decent competition isn't a bad thing. Well, right after 89X's flip to country at noon today, Entercom-owned soft AC 98.7 The Breeze - which was playing Christmas music - abruptly flipped to alternative as Alt 98.7 - Detroit's New Alternative. Their first song was Detroit native Eminem (once upon a time, he was considered alternative) and his Oscar-winning classic "Lose Yourself"

Granted, Detroit has a real alternative station once again since the demise of the ill-fated iHeartMedia-owned (and similarly named) Alt 106.7 last year when it flipped to the new incarnation of classic rock WLLZ - Detroit's Wheels (and how ironic that 98.7 was the former home of WLLZ). However, The Breeze was doing OK in the ratings with a 3.7, good for 15th place. The last Alt, however, was in the one share area. 

True, Detroit has had some legendary alternative stations over the years. However, none of them were giant successes. However, Detroit has shown that they do love real rock and if Beasley were to kill WRIF, there won't be any forgiving. True, 89X will be missed, but regrettably, it's been on its last legs since Bell Media - which has a partnership with iHeartMedia, ironically - bought the station from CHUM Media many moons ago. Losing Dave and Chuck the Freak to The Riff also proved moronic to 89X.

Look, radio needs to listen to the listeners and not corporate. Entercom has shown that they SUCK at running alternative stations; just look at KROQ in Los Angeles. Years ago, KROQ was on top of the ratings. Since Entercom bought the station and made shitty moves to it (i.e. firing the morning show and adding more pop music to the lineup), they're stuck in the one share doldrums. Even their other Alt station in New York - the only new rock station in the Big Apple and the former K-Rock - ain't doing too well. 

The sad point is that YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT TERRESTRIAL RADIO! They love programming their own stations on their smartphones vs. some beancounter telling them what's cool. In the case of Alt 98.7, if that station achieves better ratings than The Breeze or even grabs a two share in the ratings, I'll be gobsmacked. 

However, I'll give Entercom *some* credit: they sold their Charlotte stations in a trade-off with Radio One. Now, Matt Hanlon - yes, *that* Matt Hanlon, who ran Citadel's Grand Rapids stations into the ground in the aughts - is now working for a bunch of black people who probably think that Bill Cosby is innocent. After all, they're STILL airing The Cosby Show on their TV One cable network.

Look, radio is a business, just like a restaurant. If the food's bad, people will avoid it. Same with radio. If you're programming, let's say, a rock station and you play kickass White Zombie one minute and then douchey Maroon 5 the next, you need to go to leave the business. Northern Michigan is a sad example. Right now, there's THREE(!!!) 100,000-watt FM stations that are silent because of poor management. Plus, there's a few more smaller FMs whose futures are in doubt. 

Look at Grand Rapids, too. Three big radio groups control 95% of all the radio stations and all three have been through bankruptcy. Thankfully, iHeartMedia recently grew a brain and killed 101.3 The Brew and replaced it with oldies Big FM. Now, Cumulus needs to kill Thunder 107.3 and put on a format that people will appreciate. 

I know, I'm pushing 40. I grew up in northern Michigan where there was only one radio station that I only liked part of the time, and it's the long-defunct 106.7 The Peak. Detroit radio was awesome in the 1990s with 89X, The Planet, The Edge, Z-Rock, K-Rock/Extreme Radio and too much more. But now, the awesomeness of rock radio has long been replaced with big corporations that care more about profits than people. It happened almost 20 years ago when the aforementioned Peak flipped to AC as WSRT. The station's ratings tanked and the only time the station did well was when the programming director sent Arbitron fake diaries. Oops. Well, he and his wife got fired as a result. 

And surprise! 106.7 is one of the frequencies in northern Michigan that is off the air and has been for almost a year. It was sold to MacDonald-Garber Broadcasting and should be back on the air soon. What format will it be is anyone's guess. 

But at the end of the day, radio needs to work harder to keep people away from digital media. They need to listen to people, not out-of-town consultants who think that just because the owner wants rock and there's white trash around the transmitter site means that they have to play "Carry On Wayward Son" every three hours. KLT's done it for 30+ years and they lost me as a fan for life. Rock 105 & 95-5, however, is doing what KLT should have done 25 years ago and attracting those born in the 70s and 80s.

The moral of the story is that you change in the wrong way and you'll lose a lot of people. Radio's done it too many times and the real losers end up being the listeners. Ratings don't lie. If Alt 98.7 bombs, Entercom should pull the plug on not just their Detroit Alt, but all of them. 

89X, we hardly knew ye. Rest in Power.


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Wednesday, November 18, 2020

11.18.20 Bee-otches of the Day: Michigan Republicans

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Name: Michigan Republicans
Age: various
Occupation: losers
Last Seen: Michigan
Bee-otched For: 
wanting to rid Whitmer for a pretty penny



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With Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's shutdown of restaurants, cinemas and other businesses throughout Michigan, there's no doubt that she's trying to protect us.

But, leave it up to some Repukelicans to want to remove her from office. But, it won't happen.

According to the Associated Press, Michigan's GOP have worked feverishly to remove Whitmer from office, spending $542,000 to work out a plan for her impeachment. But, it won't happen. 

In an interview with WOOD-TV Grand Rapids' Rick Albin, Michigan House speaker Lee Chatfield announced that he will not allow an impeachment vote in hopes of removing Whitmer. He told Albin that the Republicans are "not the party of people who impeach just because they disagree with someone." He also stated that "I have many differences with how the governor has handled COVID. We have a time and place to deal with difference, that’s at the ballot box. The voters of the state of Michigan will have a chance to choose in 2022."

As reported yesterday, a group of GOP lawmakers here in Michigan wanted to impeach Whitmer, claiming that she crossed the line in regards to regulating COVID-19. In a Facebook video from a few days ago, state rep. Jack O'Malley(R) told his viewers that Whitmer should have asked the people what she wanted to do vs. creating her own orders. What does O'Malley think he is, a radio consultant? After all, he was a DJ from northern Michigan, playing shitty country music for 35 years. 

The point is, the people have spoken. Most laud Whitmer for her wanting to protect us. When pRick Snyder poisoned the people of Flint, we felt their shock and shame. He never cared for their safety. If a Rethug was running this state, hell, if Snyder was still governor, our COVID cases would be one of the worst in America.

I know, some restaurants will shutter because of Whitmer's order. As a matter of fact, we here in GR just learned that The BOB and 20 Monroe Live are up for sale. But, don't blame the governor. Blame COVID and the assholes in China who thought that eating a diseased bat was OK. I hope that whatever vaccine is on the market will be the most-effective cure out there with no side effects.

But for now, we're stuck with assholes with diarrhea of the mouth.


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Tuesday, November 17, 2020

11.17.20 Bee-otches of the Day: people protesting Gov. Whitmer's new COVID-19 order

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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: losers
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: 
bitching at Whitmer... again



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We thought it would be over by now.

But dammit, COVID-19 is still a reality.

Just today alone in Michigan, we added 7,886 new cases of the disease, tallying up to 296,840. Currently in the Mitten State, almost 150,000 people have COVID. Now, 8,511 people have succumbed to the disease since the first cast in March. 

But riding over the distance, Governor Gretchen Whitmer has once again come to the rescue.  

On Sunday, Whitmer released a new, three-week order to combat the virus. Effective Wednesday, high schools, indoor restaurants, cinemas, casinos cannot operate in the state of Michigan in hopes of reducing the amount of COVID cases.

However, not long after Whitmer stepped away from the lectern, Drumpf's COVID adviser, Scott Atlas told Michiganders to "rise up" against her orders. Not only that, state rep. Mike Maddock (R) of the 44th District (Royal Oak area) tweeted that he and "a growing list of Michigan legislators" are now calling for the impeachment of Whitmer. In his awful opinion, he claims that she "crossed the line" and "the list of violations is long and the call is overdue."

Bear in mind that Whitmer did hand out executive orders based on a 1945 law protecting Michigan citizens against COVID. That was until the state's Rethug-led Supreme Court cried that what she was doing was unconstitutional. Of course, the state SC will soon get two new Democratic justices, bringing the SC count to a Dem majority. 

Now, Whitmer has to work with the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services to get her coronavirus laws passed. It simply didn't help that Drumpf's rallies here in Michigan were superspreader events, plus the cold weather ain't helping, either. 

Since restaurants are now closed until the order is lifted, many wait staff are now worried about getting paid these next few weeks. The Michigan Restaurant & Lodging Association is now suing the state, along with two other chains, claiming that Whitmer's order is hypocritical since you can get a tattoo, but you can't eat indoors.

Folks, I've said it once and I'll say it again: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING RIGHTS WHEN YOU HAVE A VENTILATOR TUBE SHOVED UP YOUR MOUTH! Even worse, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE IN A CASKET SIX FEET BELOW GROUND OR IN AN URN! What's sad, but true is that many people who get COVID are those who've been denying it for so long. Well, if you get it, sorry, not sorry. Don't look at me, since I always mask up in public and I try my best to stay away from people. 

As for Whitmer, she's doing the best she can. I hope if more people mask up, we'll be all done, sooner or later. If the new vaccines work, then hallelujah. But in the meantime, don't try to put your blame on those protecting you if your business fails. It's COVID's fault. 

But, until then, MASK IT OR CASKET!



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Monday, November 16, 2020

11.16.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: soon-to-be-ex-president
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: 
still being a big baby



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It's been over a week since we all knew that Joe Biden was going to become the 46th President of the United States. 

True, some states have razor-thin margins in regards to the vote for President. Some states have even recounted the votes. But at the end of the day, whether Drumpf likes it or not, Biden won the presidency, fair and square.

And Drumpf is still not conceding. 

On his beloved Twitter, he told his army of retards that the election "rigged" and that "we will win!" Of course, Twitter was nice enough to mark his tweets with "this claim about election fraud is disputed". 

Thanks to people like Drumpf, social media sites have been gung-ho about making sure that lies from the right are not overtaking their platform. They've tacked their posts with warnings to make sure the truth is spread. However, to the right, it's not enough. Maybe this is why some have ditched Facebook and Twitter for fringe sites like Parler and MeWe.

Last weekend, several thousand protesters hit the streets in Washington, DC with their wimpy-assed "Million MAGA March" to protest the results of the 2020 election. Many of the protesters were members of the Proud Boys, militias and other hate groups. And guess what? Drumpf himself drove by the protests and waved at his supporters.  

The comparisons between Drumpf and Hitler are so close that they're scary. They want to win, even though their popularity ain't there. They'll cry that in Michigan - and other states' - cases, Drumpf was way ahead in the beginning until Biden started to take over the lead. Gee, maybe it's because they usually count the in-person votes before they count the absentees! And of course, with COVID cases on the rise, us Biden voters were smart enough to vote at home, and if we could, send the ballot straight to the clerk's office instead of mailing it through the Postal Service that Drumpf crony Mike DeJoy destroyed. 

I know, Drumpf's trying to look good now that there's vaccines that are 95% effective in killing COVID. It's too bad he ignored science in the beginning. Over 11.5 million COVID cases and 250,000 deaths later, it better work.

The fact that Drumpf has shown no true sportsmanship during the transition to Biden only shows the lack of moral character he has. I know he's going to force himself to reluctantly hand over the presidency to Biden and walk away. But in the end, the world's better off with Biden and Kamala Harris at the helm. 

It's time to replace the high chair with an actual throne.



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Thursday, November 12, 2020

11.12.20 Bee-otch of the Day: organized religion

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Name: organized religion
Age: millions
Occupation: pissing off Jesus since forever
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: 
making major league mistakes



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When the news was announced Saturday morning that Joe Biden became the president-elect of the United States, I'll betcha that many of television's fake preachers had tiny heart attacks.

A few weeks ago, Pat Robertson of The 700 Club told his viewers that God personally told him that Drumpf would be getting a second term, plus the end days would be near. At 90 years old, I hope Pat's end days will be coming soon.

And then there's Kenneth Copeland. Earlier this year, he "prayed away" COVID-19. It was even the inspiration for a gaggle of parodies. Now, COVID-19 is as bad as ever with 6,500 new cases here in Michigan alone. The other day, Copeland made headlines when during one of his services (and not a single facemask in sight), he did a fake laugh when he announced that Joe Biden was now the President-Elect of America. And yes, it was remixed, too.

Now, this week comes word that the Catholic Church knew for years that Pope John Paul II knew that former cardinal and bishop Theodore McCarrick was abusing children and seminarians. McCarrick was defrocked last year because of the allegations. 

You know, it's funny how we look up to others to teach us to be better humans, especially preachers. Sadly, too many of them are all about money, greed and just about everything the Bible itself preaches against. One hot button issue for decades was porn. It seemed that virtually everybody who has ever told us that porn is bad for you turned out to be awful human beings. In the 1960s, Charles Keating was an anti-porn activist who founded Citizens for Decent Literature. He financed the propaganda film "Perversion For Profit", which starred Los Angeles TV newsman George Putnam. In the 1980s, Keating got caught up in the Savings and Loan scandal, which threw him in jail for 4 1/2 years. 

There's also the great Ronald Brown, who was one of the stars of a Christian children's show called Joy Junction from the 1980s. In a segment of the program that has gone viral, Ron and his puppet, Marty, talk about staying away from looking at "dirty pictures". However in 2013, Brown was sentenced to 20 years in prison for having more than 200 images of child porn on his computer. He also participated in chat rooms where he discussed killing and dismembering children. 

And don't get me started on one of my old pastors from my high school days, a douchebag named John Clark. In the 1990s, I attended his Wednesday night youth group at New Hope Community Church near Traverse City. Things were cool and groovy in the beginning until he decided to split the youth group between middle and high school kids. The middle schoolers got to smack each other with dodgeballs while the high schoolers all sat in small groups. There, I was asked personal questions about sex and my true feelings about it. Sadly, it was embarrassing. Basically put, Clark shamed us teens for thinking about it because of the verse in the Bible where Jesus talks to a bunch of men. He tells them that if you lust over a woman, you're committing adultery to your heart. Well, my father and I quit New Hope because we were tired of the guilt trips and the fact that their pastor wanted us to hand over $1.7 million for a new auditorium. Not long afterward, Clark started his own ministry, West Side Community Church, west of Traverse City. Last year, it was discovered that Clark and his wife, Michelle were embezzling money from parishioners. Last December, Clark blew his brains out. His body was found in his backyard. 

Sadly, it seems that everybody who speaks out against sin are worse sinners themselves. The Ten Commandments says "Thou Shalt Not Steal" but the closest it gets to watching porn is "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery". In the Ronald Brown video, he talks about "fleeing from wicked things", but what is purely wicked? 

The sad thing is that the world of organized religion is worse than many of the strip clubs I've ever visited. I know, some of you will say shit like "Harry Mohney is a convicted felon, too!" and the shit that's going on with Ron Jeremy. I know, it ain't perfect. However, the sex business doesn't sell out God like scumbags like Pat Robertson, Kenneth Copeland and the Catholics do. 

I know, many liberals like Michael Moore, Cardi B (yes, the "Wet Ass Pussy" rapper) and President-Elect Biden are devout Catholics. Good for them. If they want to avoid the scandals that have rocked their respective houses of worship over the years, more power to them. But, every church that I've been to that I've been a part of for over two years it seems ends with problems. The last church I was a part of had a douchebag who had a low IQ who constantly begged me for unnecessary rides and $500. No thanks. 

Look, I don't mind churches as long as they teach the right lessons. If they delve into right-winged politics and spend over an hour bitching about why guns and violence are OK but porn is not, I'm outta there. But sadly, it seems that if I want to be around several hundred Drumpf supporters, church is the place to be.

After all, Jesus hung out with prostitutes, not angry old Rethuglicans.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2020

11.11.20 Bee-otch of the Day: the Electoral College

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Name: The Electoral College
Age: 243
Occupation: what determines presidents
Last Seen: America
Bee-otched For: 
choosing stupidity over popularity

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Last week, America voted, and now, we have a new president-elect. 

But why it took days for a projected winner to be revealed is head-shaking for many. 

For days, we had to wait for the results to come in swing states where Biden was leading Drumpf by a slim margin. But, it was Pennsylvania that decided for Biden. 

But, Biden was going to win anyway. After all, he beat Drumpf by nearly five million votes. 

But then again, that's not how presidential elections work.

For hundreds of years, the Electoral College has primarily decided on the next POTUS and not real votes. We used to think that it was an old problem since the last time the 2nd place candidate won the presidential election was in 1888 when Benjamin Harrison defeated Grover Cleveland, even though Cleveland won the popular vote by just over 90,000. Now, it's a modern-day problem, and it's given us some scary-ass Rethugs as president.

I've spewed a trillion times about the lunacy of George W. Bush's presidency. And yes, don't get me started on Drumpf. Well, OK, so I gotta say a few words. 

Look, Biden won the popular vote by roughly five million votes. However, he did have razor-thin margins in a few states, which is why Drumpf is calling for recounts. Last week, he was calling to stop the count, but they did not, thankfully. The painful reality for Drumpf is that the only thing saving his orange ass right now is *if* they recounted in some states and they did find out that he had lost. But, it ain't gonna happen. 

So, why in the fucking hell do we NEED an electoral college? Oh, yeah, it's because of one thing: AMERICA IS GETTING MORE LIBERAL. Heaven forbid if the next president elected is a Republican who is anything but, like the jackass who will be out of office in 70 days. Bush wasn't elected the first time around, and he gave us 9/11. Drumpf lost by two million votes, but won the college because he won by razor-thin margins in some states, including Michigan. I know. Hillary's a cunt and Bernie got fucked over. But, just imagine IF Hillary was president. She would have taken care of the coronavirus better than Drumpf ever did! 

It's also true that Al Gore also deserves a giant kick in the ass for getting Joe Lieberman as his running mate. Sorry, but a douchebag whose main goal in life is to get Howard Stern canceled is not a true Democrat. Of course, Dubya's FCC also fucked over Stern big time, so he was fucked no matter who.

Even with weak candidates, the Dems always won the popular vote. Only once in 30 years did a Repuke won an election, and it was Dubya's second term. 

You see, the Electoral College only serves one purpose, and it's affirmative action towards idiots in rural areas who move to the sticks to get away from those hoodrats in Detroit (and I think they use a more vulgar term than "hoodrat", ahem). We've seen the maps a million times. Biden won in areas where there's real population. Red areas are mostly land, and land can't vote. Hell, I think there was a Congressman or two who wanted how much of America was red or blue to determine the POTUS. Bad idea, since there's parts of America that are beyond inhabitable, like most of Republican Alaska. 

This is 2020. If people in the boonies don't like dem lib'ruls, tough shit. Maybe, just maybe, they'll raise the minimum wage so you can actually afford to live in a house instead of a room. Maybe they'll make your healthcare better instead of you getting denied over pre-existing conditions. Maybe they'll lower your taxes. Maybe your life will be better in the long run because they know how to fix a failed economy. And yes, Democrats tend to listen to science a little better as opposed to fake televangelists. 

And hopefully, Joe Biden can FINALLY get rid of the Electoral College! One can only hope.


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Tuesday, November 10, 2020

11.10.20 Hero of the Day: Alex Trebek

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A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!


Name: Alex Trebek
Age: was 80
Occupation: game show host
Last Seen: in the Great Beyond
Awarded For: 
being probably the greatest game show host of all time

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For more than 70 years, TV game shows have given us lots of daily enjoyment. 

Many shows have been on longer than I've been alive, like The Price is RightLet's Make a DealWheel of Fortune and Match Game. Some shows haven't been on as long, like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? and Deal Or No Deal, and they became favorites. 

Of course, the hosts of most of these shows would be well-known on a one name basis: Sajak, Barker, Hall, Rayburn and yes... Trebek. For the past 36 years, Alex Trebek brought a plethora of joy as the host of the long-running Jeopardy!, a show that first made its way into American homes in 1964 with Art Fleming at the podium. When the show's producers wanted to reintroduce the show in 1984 to a new generation, Trebek was their man. 

The son of a Ukrainian immigrant to Canada, Trebek grew up modestly in Sudbury, Ontario. After graduating college, Trebek started working at the CBC in 1961, working as an announcer. In 1963, he got on-screen exposure, hosting Music Hop, basically a Canadian version of American Bandstand. Trebek's first game show was Reach For The Top, a game show for high schoolers which he hosted in 1966.

After working various broadcasting jobs in Canada, in 1973, Trebek crossed over to America, hosting the short-lived The Wizard of Odds in 1973. A year later, he started hosting High Rollers, also on NBC, for two years. In 1976, Trebek started hosting a show for Mark Goodson and Bill Todman called Double Dare (no relation to the 1980s show on Nickelodeon), which aired for one season. After DD was canceled, he returned to Canada for a year, hosting The $128,000 Question. However, he returned to America in 1978 to host two more seasons of High Rollers.

In the early 80s, Trebek had a myriad of TV projects in both America and Canada. He hosted the short-lived Battlestars on NBC. After it was canceled, he hosted the controversial Pitfall in Canada. What made Pitfall controversial was that the show's production company, Catalina Productions, went bankrupt and never paid Trebek. He then hosted another Battlestars revival for NBC, which only lasted 13 weeks.

After shooting many failed pilots, Trebek finally found the show that would be his calling: the 1984 revival of Jeopardy! Usually packaged with Merv Griffin's other big game show classic Wheel of Fortune, the two shows have regularly delivered a 1-2 punch in the ratings between the national newscasts and prime time. Throughout his tenure hosting the show, Trebek wasn't just the host of Jeopardy!, he *was* Jeopardy!.

Despite his busy taping schedule, Trebek also found time to host other game shows. He hosted Classic Concentration and a revamp of To Tell The Truth for Mark Goodson and NBC. At one point, he hosted all three shows at once, one for the record books. 

Throughout his tenure hosting J!, there were multiple historic moments on the series. Formerly, there was a rule that a contestant had to leave the show after five days, plus any winnings over $100,000 had to be given to charity. Those rules were eliminated, allowing for legends like Ken Jennings and "Jeopardy James" Holzhauer to win millions on the program. 

Sadly, in 2018, Trebek shocked his fans by announcing his cancer diagnosis. He did retain his sense of humor, saying that his contract was to expire in 2022, so the cancer had to wait. One major hurdle was the 2020-21 season, thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic. With Trebek's now diminished immune system, Sony had to clear many obstacles to resume taping. Among them included spacing contestants apart and taping without a studio audience. 

Neither cancer nor COVID could stop Alex. Some contestants even used their Final Jeopardy! answers to support him through his turmoil. One such contestant, Dhruv Gaur even used the words "We Love You Alex" for his FJ! answer. It caused Trebek to fight back tears, probably for the first time in the show's history. During the show's "The Greatest of All Time" specials earlier this year, Holzhauer used a FJ! answer to write "Who is the GHOST: Greatest Host of Syndicated Television?", with Pat Sajak crossed off. Trebek responded: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Jeopardy! Comedy Hour!"

Towards the end, Alex's cancer did not slow him down. However, on Sunday, it took his life. Alex Trebek died at home at the age of 80. He was surrounded by friends and family. 

On Sunday, when word spread regarding Trebek's death, the socials exploded. Everybody from Stephen Colbert to former contestants to beloved Canadian institutions all said their respects. One clip of Trebek that was passed along the socials was that of a contestant from last week, Burt Thakur. While being interviewed by Trebek, he admitted that he learned English from watching him, sitting on his grandfather's lap. Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak tweeted: "Alex Trebek’s courage, grace and strength inspired millions and awed those of us who knew him. A tremendous loss for his family, friends, co-workers and countless viewers. I was honored to be a friend and a part of his professional family for all these years. A very sad day."

Monday's episode of Jeopardy! began with Executive Producer Mike Richards somberly announcing Trebek's passing. He announced that he taped 35 new episodes and his last show was taped just a day before Halloween. That show will air Christmas Day. After he made the announcement and tribute, they cut to an overhead shot of the studio, with the lights dimming.

At this point, nobody knows who will replace Trebek. The biggest rumor right now is that Ken Jennings - who joined the show this season, reading off clues on video - will be Alex's replacement. ABC News' George Stephanopoulos also mentioned that he wants to host the show. Other rumored names include Jane Lynch and even 98-year-old Betty White.  

But in the end, that person will have giant shoes to fill.


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Monday, November 9, 2020

11.9.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: soon-to-be-ex-president
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: 
being a real sore loser

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At around 11:25 a.m. Saturday morning, I was tuned to CNN when the news was made. 

Wolf Blitzer told the world that Drumpf did not have enough votes in Pennsylvania to win the 2020 Presidential Election. Therefore, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is now the President-Elect of the United States of America. On January 20, 2021, he will be sworn in as the 46th President. 

His running mate, Kamala Devi Harris, the daughter of Indian and Jamaican immigrants, will be the first woman in US history to be elected into a presidential office.

It is official: Drumpf is only the second US president in my lifetime to only be a one-term president. True, he had a rabid fanbase. But, America was not going to be fooled again. 

The laundry list of what Drumpf did in the White House was loaded with disaster. His lack of compassion and idiotic comments towards the human race made America the laughing stock of the world. The fact that he thumbed his nose at our allies and befriended our enemies put us on par with the worst nations on the planet. The fact that he called reputable news sources "fake news" and sourced his shit from Fox "News", One America, Infowars, QAnon and other fringe hellholes made us shake our heads. And yes, his rabid fanbase, mostly made up of people who need to be locked up and loaded into prison for hate speech. 

Do I need to say more? We lived it for four years. Four years too long.

But sadly, Drumpf has shown the world that he's not a man of high sportsmanship. He bitches about the fake "red wave" that he thinks swept America. He cries that "Sleepy Joe"'s rallies aren't heavily-attended. Yet, Drumpf's rallies were breeding grounds for COVID while Joe's rallies were socially-distanced and in cars. As a matter of fact, thousands of morons got COVID from attending Drumpf's rallies. And yes, some have indeed passed away.

At the end of the day, Drumpf simply won't play fair. He's to politics like the Detroit Lions are to football. He's just another douchebag who thinks that his shit doesn't stink, but, well, it does. And with all the bad, fast food he indulges, It makes one wonder if he's broken a toilet seat in the White House yet.

Let's remember, Drumpf didn't win the vote in 2016. He was chosen. Biden, I think won fair and square. Most Americans didn't like how he handled COVID. It's sad that he has an education secretary who thinks that kids need to be in school instead of at home. And yet, she's never taught a class. Biden wants to fix all the wrongs Drumpf did, and I hope it's fast and quick.

But, between now and January 20, I hope he'll mope around and realize that the last four years were an abortion.


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Thursday, November 5, 2020

11.5.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: soon-to-be-ex-president (I hope)
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: 
still crying

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Oh, no! Somebody is still sitting in his high chair, tossing his Cheerios and crying simply because he's not getting his way!

Tonight, Baby Drumpfy went on TV to tell Americans from the Oval Office that he's fighting all the states that are still counting ballots. He claims that states like Nevada are now counting ballots that aren't even from the state, which is false.

To add insult to injury to the de facto president, when NBC aired his speech, they put a graphic under him that read, "President Trump Falsely Claims Fraud in Vote Counting". 

During the concession speech that wasn't, Drumpf claimed that America was under a "red wave". When saying that, the Bullshit Meter starting making loud noises before it imploded. 

To add insult to injury for Drumpf, his suits against Georgia and Michigan have already been tossed simply because there's ZERO proof of voter fraud, PERIOD.

As of tonight, Biden only needs Nevada to claim victory. However, his birth state of Pennsylvania is still up for grabs. According to the AP, 84% of precincts are reporting in Nevada that Biden is in the lead by 10,000 votes. Drumpf, however, is leading in Pennsylvania by 60,000 votes with 89% reporting.

Of course, all votes must count in this and any election. If Drumpf wants stop the tallying, tough shit. There's very little he can do. He needs to face the music and realize that he's simply a very shitty president. Yes, he has fans, but they've all drank his sizzurp and huffed his jenkem. And look at them now, all fucked up into believing that everything he does can't be wrong. 

Folks, there's no "red wave" to speak of. Those in charge of tabulating the votes will come out with the truth, sooner or later. Either way they slice it or dice it, Biden will be 46 and hopefully, Drumpf will be behind bars for tax fraud. 

Sadly for Drumpf, the only red wave he'll be seeing is the puddle of blood from his ass for being somebody's prison bitch in the shower.


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Wednesday, November 4, 2020

11.4.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: soon-to-be-ex-president (I hope)
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: 
Whaaaaaaa!

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Ut-oh! Somebody's a little fussy!

As of this typing, America STILL doesn't know who will take over The White House in January. But, our personal projections are still aiming at former Vice President Joe Biden.

Tonight, Biden won Michigan. He just needs to win Nevada to declare victory with the 270 electoral votes needed to be the next POTUS. 

But poor 'ol Drumpf thinks that he's the winner. In fact, earlier this morning, he declared himself victory, even though he was a long ways away from winning the Electoral College. In fact, in some states, it was neck-and-neck. 

Even here in Michigan, I was shocked when I woke up at 3:30 a.m. this morning to see my state as red as Rudolph's nose (too soon?). But, it simply turned out that the absentee ballots hadn't been counted yet. Whew! I thought it was 2016 all over again. But in reality, Biden won this state by over 120,000 votes in the Mitten.

But now, Baby Drumpfy is in his high chair, throwing his Cheerios around, crying that he might not be the most-powerful man in the world come January 20, 2021.

Earlier today, he called for a recount in Wisconsin and sued to stop all votes from being counted in Michigan. However, our Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson has said that no matter what, the counting will continue as long as possible. The only good news regarding Michigan so far is that Antrim County, over by Traverse City, is going to get a hand recount because the traditionally-Republican area voted heavily for Democratic candidates such as Biden and Senator Gary Peters. Bear in mind that Governor Gretchen Whitmer owns a home in Antrim County, and Michael Moore used to have a home on Torch Lake. 

Of course, Drumpf needs to know that America is run by the people and for the people. He has exposed himself as having piss-poor sportsmanship throughout his presidency If he loses officially, too fucking bad. Over 150 million Americans have spoken and more than half of them don't want another four years of tax breaks for the wealthy, the middle class paying more in taxes, women's rights being abused, healthcare being compromised and too much more. We want our life before the 2016 brouhaha back. 

If Biden wins, I wish him nothing but good vibes. He will need them. He ain't perfect, but he's too much of a better human over Drumpf. He'll definitely Make America Great Again. 

But until then, it ain't over 'til it's over.



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Tuesday, November 3, 2020

11.3.20 Bee-otches of the Day: Kalkaska County, Michigan

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Name: Kalkaska County
Age: 180
Occupation: area of northern Michigan
Last Seen: by Traverse City
Bee-otched For: 
Whitmer bad

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As the world waits for the results of the 2020 elections, one thing is definitely for certain: the people of Kalkaska County, Michigan are a bunch of idiotic white trash.

Recently, Kalkaska County commissioners made a proposal to call for the impeachment of Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Even though there's no traction regarding their proposal, the commissioners wanted to tell people where they stand on the issue.

Commissioner David Comai told Traverse City NBC station WPBN that Whitmer overstepped her boundaries and violated the Constitution. He also claimed that she is also violating the 2nd Amendment. According to Comai, many have come to him supporting the measure. Fellow commissioner Lauren Clark claims that Comai is wrong and that most in Kalkaska County support the Governor, no matter what.

Bear in mind that Kalkaska is the same town whose ex-mayor, Jeff Seiting, was recalled for using his downtown building as a billboard for Drumpf and the Republican Party, plus using social media to attack LGBTQ+ people, Muslims and others. His bigotry led to near-riots in the small town of only 2,000. Today, the town's mayor is Harley Wales, who apparently acts more like a real human over Seiting. 

IMHO, Kalkaska has other things to worry about vs. wanting to impeach our Governor. If you're not near Kalkaska, go to Google Street View. Downtown looks like a ghost town! Plenty of For Sale signs galore. The Street View is from just last year, and I doubt if any major changes have occurred since it was taken.

Bear in mind also that Kalkaska is the only major town in the county. There's a few unincorporated towns, and they all can all have the suffix "-tucky" attached to it. It seems that virtually everything on US-131 from Fife Lake to Alba is simply like that. 

But, let's also bear in mind that I once knew a few folks from that area. As I've mentioned in the past, I once hung out with a trailer trash family who had two trailers: one that was inhabitable and once that had its roof caved in. As a matter of fact, instead of saving some bucks to get rid of their old trailer, they gave to televangelists. Not only that, they also were tongue-talking Pentecostals. My former stepbrother and sister lived with their alcoholic mother in a few trailers in the Kalkaska and Forest Areas. Plus, one of my cousins lived near Rapid City with his mother, her boyfriend and his half-sister in a nasty old trailer. Of course, that was until the boyfriend tried to gun down his mother by chasing her around the trailer. Thankfully, my cousin's mother ended up marrying a guy in much-nicer Bellaire.

Sadly, there's a damn good reason why the Kalkaska area sucks, and it's its people. It seems that a lot of folks out there seem to have an IQ around those portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy". And because of that, it has a negative effect on all of northern Michigan. One of Kalkaska's most-famous spawn is the shitty rock station known as WKLT. In the 1990s, when downstate rock stations were embracing bands such as KoRn, Rage Against the Machine, Tool and others, KLT had to be that shitty station that had to play their daily quota of "Carry On Wayward Son". Why? Years ago, I had a discussion with a former KLT jock. The story was that their former General Manager, Richard Dills - who lived in Grand Rapids and knew virtually NOTHING about northern Michigan -  would tell everybody at the station that the white trash around Kalkaska was their audience. There was no need to be edgy and fun like stations downstate. Now, granted, KLT did very well in the ratings in the 1990s. Then again, they were virtually the only real rock game in town. Some 25 years later, yeah, they're still doing well in the ratings, but there's also Rock 105 and 95-5 for those who don't like hearing "Hotel California" every 25 minutes.

Look folks, I know that people in northern Michigan hate Whitmer and think that all Democrats do is give hard-earned tax dollars to poor black people in Detroit. The reality is that if you give a poor person money, they'll send it on things they need. Give it to somebody like Pat Robertson and he'll use it to seal the cracks on the helipad at his Virginia estate. 

Let's remember this, too: if you combine all the counties in Northern Lower Michigan, the population is about 506,000. The city of Detroit proper is around 670,000 with WAY less area. Plus, there's Flint (96,000), Lansing (118,000), Grand Rapids (201,000) and more. Sadly, the people of northern Michigan are in their own little world, and the 17,000 people who call Kalkaska County home are a part of it. If Biden wins the election, it's America's middle finger to these retarded hilljacks who probably think that Terri Ray is the greatest gift to rock music since the days of Elvis. 

But, if a riot were to happen to Kalkaska, there wouldn't be anything to worry about since it would only do $37.23 of damage.



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Monday, November 2, 2020

11.2.20 Bee-otches of the Day: anybody who votes Trump tomorrow

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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: 
making the wrong decision tomorrow

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In 1977, both my parents were living in a duplex in Detroit.

They had only been married not even a year and their marriage had a rocky start. Both were laid off from their jobs. And then, a man came to their duplex with a U-Haul. That man was my father's cousin, who grew up on a farm 20 miles from Traverse City. 

Between my parents moving up north and me being born, my mom found a job working as a secretary and my father became a bus driver. They bought a small house just down the street from Torch Lake and a stone's throw away from a golf course. Yes, on the outside, where I grew up was God's Country. 

But sadly, I was forced to grow up in Republican Hell.

I shake my head knowing that growing up, I didn't have much to do. But, that's what happens when your area is overrun by Repukelicans. As a matter of fact, not too long ago, I learned that one of northern Michigan's most-notorious far-right-winged radio hosts and convicted felons, "Trucker" Randy Bishop, lives just down the street from where I grew up. 

Northern Michigan is most-definitely a mixed bag of towns, like any city and its regions. There's well-to-do communities and there's some where downtown is loaded with old, abandoned buildings. Some towns, such as Ellsworth (which recently gained a Dollar General), Manton and others are now food deserts due to the lack of an adequate grocery store. 

But no matter how you slice it or dice it, northern Michigan is a Drumpf hellhole. 

And guess what? BOTH he and Penis-er, Pence came to Traverse City tonight.

Thousands of people - both wearing masks and without - came to Cherry Capitol Airport this evening to cheer on their beloved Cheeto. One of Drumpf's biggest problems right now is that he's planning to fire Dr. Anthony Fauci because he thinks he's out to kill the economy. Sadly, Drumpf's superspreader rallies are a HUGE reason for the spike in cases. 

Off the top of my head, Drumpf is at least the fourth president to visit the Cherry Capitol in the past 100 years. And sadly, all of them are Repukelicans. In 1930, Herbert Hoover came to the Cherry Festival. In 1975, Gerald Ford came to the same event and was the Grand Marshal of the Cherry Royale Parade. In 2004, George W. Bush came for a campaign stop at the Civic Center. 

In 2016, Drumpf landed his plane at Cherry Capitol, but went to a rally in Cadillac. Unlike Biden, who has been holding socially-distanced drive-in rallies, Drumpf is hosting superspreader events like the one in Traverse City. 

The last time a DEMOCRATIC presidential candidate came to TC was Bernie Sanders in 2016. Hundreds attended his rally at the now-defunct Streeters Center. In fairness, Jill Biden did campaign for Joe in TC not long ago. President-wise, I cannot remember the last time a sitting Dem came to the Cherry Capitol. 

Sadly, I predict that Drumpf will win in TC. But for the rest of Michigan, Biden will have him soundly defeated. Bear in mind that Traverse City is the largest metropolitan area of Michigan where if you graduate high school you have two options in life. Option 1) move out of town, go to a four-year school and get a good job. Option 2) stay up north and make $10.50 per hour for the rest of your life. If all else fails, Traverse City has a community college where you can get *some* college credit. It's too bad their radio station has a morning DJ who posts retarded drivel on a broadcasting message board that has lost major credibility in the past decade. 

Like Natalie Maines told a crowd that she's ashamed to come from the same state George W. Bush came from, sometimes, I'm ashamed to admit that I'm from northern Michigan. I moved here in 2002 not because I wanted to, but I HAD TO. I have Facebook friends who live up north and their lives aren't perfect. One is now a mother with four kids with four different last names. Another works as a cook at a bar. But, one owns his own business: the boat launch company that made headlines when our state's First Gentleman called him to get his boat launched into the lake. 

To add insult to injury, Drumpf is flying to Grand Rapids tonight for a rally at Gerald R. Ford International Airport, his final rally before the election tomorrow. It almost makes sense, considering that the DeVos family has their claws stuck in Ford Airport. 

So, what's the point of this post? You see, in my lifetime, we've only had two Democratic presidents. Bill Clinton wasn't perfect by far, especially since he fucked up the radio industry and unleashed trade deals that fucked up America. Obama wasn't perfect, but at least many Americans have better health insurance than what they did before Obamacare was created. 

By far, the happiest years of my life so far was when Obama was president. I was getting huge raises at my job and I didn't have to worry about what I could or couldn't buy with my next paycheck. Today, I haven't had a raise in two years and several of my bills have gone up, especially rent and food. 

So, if the people in TC and GR want to kiss their leader's ring, go ahead. Sorry, but stupidity is alive and well up north, where people live to escape the blacks in Detroit. It's where if you're young and making $10 per hour, you have to live 30 miles from your job just to make it. 

Let's remember the last time we had a Repukelican president go to two full terms: by 2008, gas prices were over $4 per gallon and the middle class was DOA. Obama's plans WORKED. I predict that IF Drumpf is given a second term, America will be even worse. It will be so bad that people would be begging AOC to be 46. 

With this being my last post before the polls officially close, I'll say this: I don't care if you voted for Biden (whom I voted for). I don't care if you went third party. 

But, if you give Drumpf a second term, kiss America goodbye. It's not a threat, it's a promise. 



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