Wednesday, August 27, 2014

8.24.14 Bee-otch of the Day: MTV


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Name: MTV
Age: 33
Occupation: crap cable channel
Last Seen: New York, NY
Bee-otched For: not knowing what the hell rock music is

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Once upon a time, there was a cable channel that played music videos. It was called "MTV" or "Music Television".

It was basically an album-oriented rock station aimed at males 18-34... on your TV! It was so popular that cable customers that didn't have it would lovingly call their providers with the statement, "I WANT MY MTV!" MTV played music videos and nothing but, 24 hours a day, seven days per week, 365 days per year. The station's personalities, Martha Quinn, Alan Hunter, Nina Blackwood, Marc Goodman and JJ Jackson all became household names and helped the fledgling young network reach new heights in the 80's.

Of course, rock evolved in the 1980's with hair metal acts such as Motley Crue, Poison, Cinderella and Twisted Sister taking center stage. And yes, MTV was there. That led to the 1990's grunge era with Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains proving that you don't have to dress like a chick to rock. MTV was also there when nu metal took over in the late 90's and so on.

But, you guessed it: MTV and music videos now go together like oil and water. Gone are the days of 120 Minutes and Headbanger's Ball; instead, we get dumbassed bullshit aimed towards little girls living off daddy's trust fund. Yet, MTV still has a yearly music video awards show.

Last Sunday, MTV's Video Music Awards were held at the legendary Forum without any major controversy. There was no twerking, no serious wardrobe malfunctions or anything like that. But for us rock fans, MTV decided to give us rock fans a slap in the face.

Nominees for the Best Rock Video Award included Arctic Monkeys' sexy "Do I Wanna Know?", Imagine Dragons' mega-hit "Radioactive", The Black Keys' hilarious "Fever" and the legendary Linkin Park with "Until It's Gone".

However, the Moonman ended up in the hands of a woman who knows how to grind a guitar and kick some ass, and that's 17-year-old New Zealand goth wannabe Lorde.

And yes, I said it with sarcasm.

Here's the video for that tune, if you've never heard it:



Now, I'll betcha some of you are guessing, "is this rock?" According to MTV and her label, Universal, yes. All "Royals" is composed of is a synthesized drum track with Lorde singing a ca pella. The video itself is kinda boring, too.

Look, I'm not bashing Lorde. Christ, I wouldn't mind banging her-



Oh, never mind.

Hell, I find "Royals" catchy and fun to listen to, BUT NEWSFLASH! IT'S. NOT. ROCK. 'N. ROLL.

I think it's pathetic when labels and media all call horseshit rock 'n roll. A few years ago, it was folk shit like Mumford and Sons and Of Monsters and Men. Granted, the alternative scene has improved somewhat since, but I think it's sad that hard rock bands are having a tougher time these days getting a hit all because everything's all indie these days. Labels and stations are afraid of anything edgy. But yet, they're not afraid to play a tune from a 17-year-old chick who is more sophisti-pop than rock.

Oh, well, MTV lost me - and just about anybody over the age of 20 - years ago. Hell, I cut the cord several years ago and I ain't lookin' back. Let them morph the minds of morons everywhere. Maybe next year, they'll hand the VMA for best Male Video to Lady Gaga.

eMpTV: music video-free since 1986.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

8.26.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Burger King


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Name: Burger King
Age: 60
Occupation: fast food giant
Last Seen: Miami, FL (for now)
Bee-otched For: pulling a Walgreens

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Will Burger King be soon known as Poutine King?

Well, it looks like it. The fast food behemoth announced yesterday that it's merging with Canada's Tim Horton's to become the third-largest food food chain on the planet, behind McDonald's and Wendy's, who ironically once owned Tim Horton's, but spun it off in 2006.

One reason for BK wanting to merge with Timmie's: so they could move their headquarters to Canada, which would save them billions in paying US taxes.

Many companies are taking advantage of this tax burden; recently, Walgreens announced plans to move to Switzerland after they purchased European drugstore giant Boots, which is based in that country. However, critics of the move criticized Walgreens for also taking advantage of saving big-time tax dollars, $4 billion total. Walgreens since rejected the move to Switzerland and the executive who proposed the move has since left the company.

But in the world of fast food, where burger flippers are paid minimum wage, this move by Burger King is a huge slap in the face. Plus, it's less money that supports America and the programs that help BK's workers since after all, can you even raise YOURSELF on $8 per hour? I think not.

This is why I RARELY eat at the big major fast food places anymore. They treat their employees like shit, so the customer gets shitty service. Been there, done that. As for TimHo, they're not bad, although the last time I was there, it took me 10 minutes just for one of their workers to whip me up a sausage sandwich. Plus, their hash brown has to be smaller than a White Castle hamburger.

So, there you have it. Burger King sucks. They've been based in Miami since day one and their move to Canada is maybe much worse than LeBron James' move back to Cleveland. How much more punishment can Miami - and in this case, America - take?

Time for Obama to put the smack down on these companies choosing profits over country. I think companies that do such a thing need to be boycotted. This is why We the People need to get our asses to the polls this November and vote these Repuke punkasses out. They're the ones trying to dodge paying their taxes so they hide their money overseas. Also, I think it'll be a good thing for people to realize that their local burger shop just might make a better burger than Mickey D's or The King.

Because after all, who does want cheese curds and gravy over their French Fries?

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Monday, August 25, 2014

8.25.14 Bee-otch of the Day: WKLT


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Name: WKLT
Age: 35
Occupation: bland rock station
Last Seen: Traverse City, MI
Bee-otched For: still being shitty

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Hard to believe it, but my baby's 15 years old.

It was in 1999 that I started "Bring Howard Stern to Northern Michigan Radio and TV", a website devoted to bringing the King of All Media to Traverse City. Of course, through the years, this site has focused less on Howard and more on various schtuff.

Years ago, I suggested that WKLT would be a great station for Howard. After all, Bob and Tom and The Bear were kicking their asses in the ratings. But did they ever carry Howard? Nooooo.... Instead, they hired a guy who had moved around the country eight trillion times named Omelette and his female sidekick, Charly. Since then, Charly has moved to Las Vegas and Finster was added to the show. Many felt that Finster was the funny guy on the show, but he was canned due to KLT always letting people go because of money issues.

But, I'm not gonna bitch much about Omelette today. It's their afternoon show I'm worried about.

Their afternoon show is called (what else?) The Afternoon Trainwreck, hosted by "Racin' Jason" and Tom Devitt. I look at their pictures on KLT's website and they don't look very welcoming. I could care less about Jason, but why the folks at Northern Broadcast hired Devitt is another issue in itself.

Back in the late 90's, Devitt was the morning man at former alt-pop The Zone (95.5 Traverse City, now EZ 95-5, 94.5 Straits Area, now teabagger talk WYPV and 93.9 Mio, now a Jesus freak station). I listened to his morning show and it SUCKED. I laughed at the fact that he refused to say the name of a popular Broadway play (The Vagina Monologues)
 and, well, the fact that he was as interesting watching paint dry.

A few months later, I was driving downstate and my scan stopped at 92.1 WIDL out of Caro. Suddenly, I heard, "this is Tom Devitt with a news update" and I started to laugh. A northern Michigan jock doing radio in a small hick town? O. M. G. At the time, The Zone's morning show was much better, but nothing special.

Not long afterward, I was on the Michigan Radio and TV Buzzboard and I would look in the Flint/Tri-Cities section. Some jerk known as "radiostudtd" posted nonsense about "Rabid Radio". People were asking what the hell was this show, and the answer was that Rabid Radio was a crappy-ass radio program on WIDL, still soccer mom AC, but now known as "92.1 The Coyote". Yes, a hot AC station with a radio show called "Rabid Radio" and is named "The Coyote" with crappy liners that sounded like they were all recorded on 1940's-era German surplus equipment. So, I outed Tommy on my Bee-otch of the Day and the douchebag was nice enough to send me some hate mail stating that yes, he's in a smaller market, but at least the company he worked for was more reputable than Northern Star (The Zone's parent), he owned a house, gets pussy on the side, one of The Zone's ex-jocks who moved over to WIOG didn't have a car, blah blah blah.

I guess Tom got lots of backlash for posing as an asshole on the Buzzboard. I heard that he was asked to leave the station and ended up at another station in the Thumb. Oh, well, at least the stupid "radiostudtd" posts ended... For a while. He did end up at WIDL again doing mornings, but that was only because of a management change. However, he was canned again. Oddly enough, WIDL has a better-suited name these days, "Mix 92.1" and their airstaff is all live and local, unlike during Tom's days with the station when they used ABC's "Today's Variety" format.

But, I think Tom decided to seek revenge on me. Several years ago, he and some other guy sent me an e-mail that one of the jocks on The Bear, Ted Cramer was let go from the station. It was Cramer who tried to turn the station into a Jack FM format, and it scared away listeners. So, I posted the info on the message board and I got backlashed. Turns out that Cramer wasn't really let go, but they asked him to leave. Without explaining myself, the board's moderator locked the thread and needless to say, I was hurt to the point where I decided to no longer post on the board. Turns out that Devitt was now employed again at Northern Star, now managed by Del Reynolds, but has since then moved over to KLT and sister station ESPN 106.7/105.5 where he hosts some stupid high school sports show. I also learned that Cramer - now at some hick station in Indiana - posts on the board as "Zzand".

I told Devitt how much of a jerk he was for telling me this shit, but then he told me that Cartman was next to go. Of course, that was many, many years ago, and Cartman is still at what's now Rock 105 handling morning and PD duties. Sorry, but it's people like Tom Dipshit that make me proud that I'm not in radio. Too many assholes and too many overinlated egos. This is why I'm happy that like most of us, I have a smartphone and I have several apps that allow me to control what I'm listening to. I'd rather listen to a station with no jocks over those with jocks whose shit doesn't stink. Want worse egos? Come to northern Michigan sometime. Thankfully, the 4G speeds have dramatically improved up north over the past few years so being forced to listen to ten stations aimed at old people and hicks won't be an option.

Radio: dying a slow, painful death since 1995.

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Thursday, August 21, 2014

8.21.14 Bee-otch of the Day: George W. Bush


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Name: George W. Bush
Age: 68
Occupation: worst president in modern history
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: giving us the cold shoulder

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It's one of the most-talked about fads of the Summer: the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

The challenge goes like this: you shoot a video of you dunking a bucket of ice water on yourself and then you challenge three people to do the challenge. While doing so, you donate $100 to the ALS Association. So far, the Ice Bucket Challenge has raised over $35 million and it's attracted many famous celebs such as Iggy Azalea, Justin Bieber (why?), Chris Brown (double why?), Steven Spielberg and even Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters, whose Ice Bucket Challenge was one of the best so far.  

But now, I think I've seen the worst of the Ice Bucket Challenges, and it's from the man who allowed waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay.

Ex-president George W. Bush appeared on camera from his mansion in Texas, telling viewers that he was going to write a check to the ALS Foundation instead since dumping ice water on himself just "wasn't presidential", like, i.e. starting three fake wars over oil and drowning us further into debt. So, as the Hitler wannabe wrote a check to the foundation and while doing so, his wife, ex-first lady Laura Bush dumped the water onto her husband, proclaiming that the check was for her.

Bush then issued the challenge to another former president - and a much-more credible one - Bill Clinton. He now has until later today to dump water on himself and to write a check to the ALS Foundation.

Dubya helping out a good cause is nice and all, but considering that 9/11 was his fault and his stupidity caused the deaths of thousands of innocent people, why do people think that sending the ALS Foundation $100 is a good thing? If anything, the only cold water that should be pouring on his head is from a jail cell shower with a bunch of big black dudes willing to make him their bitch. After all, that should be his revenge for what he did during Hurricane Katrina.

Talk about giving us the cold shoulder.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

8.20.14 Hero of the Day: Don Pardo


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A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!


Name: Don Pardo
Age: was 96
Occupation: TV and radio announcer
Last Seen: Tucson, AZ
Awarded For: being TV's greatest announcer

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In the 39-year history of Saturday Night Live, no cast member has ever died while being a current part of being the Not Ready For Prime Time Players.

But the man who had been with the show the longest time - even longer than producer Lorne Michaels himself - should be well-deserving of a tribute when the show resumes this upcoming Fall season. It might even be the toughest time for the show since 9/11.

Announcer Don Pardo passed away at his home in Tucson, AZ Monday night in his sleep. He was 96. He had been with SNL since day one in 1975 with the exception of the 1981-82 season thanks to a restructuring of the show due to poor ratings. What made Pardo so special was the fact that he had been with NBC since 1944 - 70 years - a rarity for just about 99% of the population. His first radio job was at WJAR in Providence, RI in 1938 and moved on to New York and NBC a few years later. He was a staff announcer, announcing radio programs and other bits of programming. He moved on to television where he started announcing game shows in the 1950's, all for NBC. His first notable hit was The Price is Right, which debuted in 1956 and starred Bill Cullen. However, when the show moved over to ABC in 1963, Pardo stayed put at NBC, where in 1964, he started work on yet another TV classic, the original Jeopardy! with Art Fleming. That version ended in 1975.

One of Don's most-tragic moments of being a staff announcer was that in 1963, he announced the assassination of President Kennedy on NBC Television in front of millions of viewers. The tape of Pardo's broadcast had been recently discovered and is now all over YouTube.

In 1975, young comedy writer Lorne Michaels hired Pardo to be the primary announcer for a new late night comedy show he created called NBC's Saturday Night. He wanted somebody old fashioned to mix in with a cast of young, hip newbies who would take TV by storm. He notoriously screwed up the name of the troupe as the "Not For Ready Prime Time Players", his first flub in his long broadcast history. Pardo remained with the show until 1981 when NBC fired him from the show because of a much-needed retooling for the then-struggling program. He was replaced with Mel Brandt, another long-time NBC announcer. However, Pardo came back to the show in 1982 after viewers demanded him back.

To many an SNL star, to have your name announced by Don Pardo guaranteed that you were now famous. He announced people who went on to bigger and better things, others who didn't become as famous and others who left us way too early. Even Lorne Michaels himself called Don his "lucky charm" and would do anything to keep him on the show. But old age was a factor for Pardo. In 1995, his wife passed away and he moved to Tucson, flying to and from New York to announce the show. However, as his health deteriorated, he was allowed to record his lines from a studio in his house. He was forced to miss several shows two years ago after a fall fractured his hip.

Now, with the season premiere of SNL just weeks away, some are already wondering who would ever replace a man like Don. Bear in mind that Steve Higgins, the current announcer on The Tonight Show also does some sub-announcing for SNL, too.

But one thing's for certain, it just won't be the same now that Don Pardo is gone. He was the voice of one of television's longest-known franchises and for him to pass is almost a sin. But, that's life. His rich, baritone voice made SNL what it was. His loss is sad and painful, but at least we'll have the memories. Thanks, Don, for influencing so many people and for setting a standard in broadcasting that many won't even touch.

And while you're up there, say hi to Johnny Olsen, Gene Wood, Rod Roddy, Fred Facey, Howard Reig and all their kin, will ya?

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

8.19.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Darren Wilson


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Name: Darren Wilson
Age: 28
Occupation: policeman
Last Seen: Ferguson, MO
Bee-otched For: being a bigot

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I remembered when she became the director of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano warned people that with a black president, racial tensions in this country would be rising.

And boy, is she right.

For many days, people in the St. Louis suburb of Ferguson, MO have been rioting and fighting against the police after an 18-year-old black male, Michael Brown was shot to death by a police officer after he had stolen cigars from a convenience store. The store's clerk called the cops, who spotted Brown and shot him six times. Brown was unarmed and many have felt that his death could have been prevented.

The policeman who killed Brown is Darren Wilson, who had been with the PD for a few years. His record had been spotless, but since Brown's murder, many in the community have been calling for Wilson's firing from the police, plus for him to be charged for Brown's murder.

Now, the city of 21,000 is in turmoil with residents fighting police who had been shooting tear gas and rubber bullets at people who want to fight them. Gov. Jay Nixon and even President Obama have been very supportive of the city's residents and is promising resolutions that would benefit both.

But the damage is done.

For the longest time, blacks and police have been nothing but an oil and water mixture. Rappers such as NWA ("Fuck the Police") and Ice-T ("Cop Killer") have both written tunes criticizing the police for their continued brutality against African Americans. But let's remember something: Michael Brown was a thug, plain and simple. He stole cigars from a gas station and shoved the store's foreigner clerk to the ground as he exited the store. He was a thief. But, was it right for Wilson to shoot and kill Brown, who was unarmed? HELL NO! If he was out of control, he should have used tear gas or something legal that would have knocked his ass to the ground. Killing a black man over stolen cigars is stupid and it didn't just make him look bad, but it made the whole Ferguson Police Department look bad, too.

I think Darren Wilson should be stripped of his badge and thrown into jail. The cops in Ferguson also need to be retrained and taught that unless the perp is armed and their life is in danger that they need to hold their fire. Yes, Michael Brown was an arrogant punk who wore Beats by Dr. Dre headphones (and why anybody would want to spend $150 on those when the sound quality is quite poor) and pushed small people down, killing him just wasn't a cool decision.

Now, can't we all just get along?


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Monday, August 18, 2014

8.18.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Cumulus


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Name: Cumulus
Age: 17
Occupation: media giant
Last Seen: Atlanta, GA
Bee-otched For: making an even bigger turd

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92.5 The Outlaw, we hardly knew ye.

Last weekend here in west Michigan, the country-rock hybrid out of Muskegon flipped to a similar, yet different format. Its new name: Nash Icons!

Yep, Cumulus has decided that its unproven country format known as Nash (and what a stupid name for a radio station) needed a spinoff, so Nash Icons was born. Already, two Cumulus stations carry the format; the other is the HD-2 signal of WDRQ 93.1 Detroit, another Nash station.

Meanwhile, the Nash format is still a ratings abortion in New York where 94.7 has yet to break a two share in the ratings. Yet, the biggest radio market in America STILL lacks any type of new rock station, hard or alternative.

It was also announced last weekend that Disney/ABC is abandoning the Radio Disney format on 22 of their stations and moving the all-kids station to digital media - ie satellite radio and the internet - only. Most of Radio Disney's stations have no ratings, thus creating no revenue for the Mouse. Most RD stations are AM signals, making them unattractive to the pre-teen audience it's designed to attract.

Some critics are even pointing out that Cumulus should purchase the RD stations and flip them to Nash Classics. Sounds like an OK idea, but is Cumulus that stupid?

Honestly, I think Cumulus is milking the Nash format too much. Like I said, it's tanking in New York, but it might work in smaller towns. However, here in Grand Rapids, most country fans love B93 and probably wouldn't flip to a format that's loaded with satellite-fed personalities. Besides, B93 has live and local personalities at least some of the time.

Oh, well, at least I listen to internet radio most of the time now.


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Thursday, August 14, 2014

8.14.14 Bee-otch of the Day: #RushLimbaugh


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Name: Rush Limbaugh
Age: 63
Occupation: morbidly obese talk show host
Last Seen: West Palm Beach, FL
Bee-otched For: making an ass of himself regarding Robin Williams' death 


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With the world still shocked and saddened over the passing of comedic legend Robin Williams, leave it to the lifeless assholes to blast him over the fact that he committed suicide.

And the biggest one is none other than the Big Fat Idiot himself, Rush Limbaugh.

On Tuesday's episode of his fading-in-popularity radio show, El Rushbo pulled another fist-full of bullshit out of his ass and told his listeners that Williams died because he believed in a liberal philosophy. He believes that liberals believe in a society where low expectations are normal and feel comfortable being unhappy. However, on Wednesday's show, Limbo Limpnoodle backtracked his comments, claiming that the "liberal media" screwed things up and took his comments out of context.

This coming from a fat loser whose life was nothing like Williams'.

Yes, Fat Boy is nothing like Robin Williams since unlike Robin, he doesn't know what it's like to be middle class. True, Robin had big houses, a wife and three kids, but he did so by making movies those on both the right and left could enjoy. Rush, on the other hand is a junkie who lost his hearing because of his addiction to OxyContin. True, Robin dealt with drug issues in the past, but he was up front with it while Rush lied to his fans and played hypocrite for saying that junkies should go to jail while he stayed in a country club for his "rehab".

I was listening to Southpaws on WPRR-95.3 today here in Grand Rapids and one of the hosts brought up a good point: it's tough to be a liberal. And guess what? He's right. I am a liberal because I deserve a lot more than what I'm working for. I've worked for the same company for 12 years and I made the same wage for 10 years because I got stuck with a dickhead boss. Thankfully, he retired and new management has since given me a huge raise. I've been looked down on and teased because of where I lived and what I did. But, it wasn't my fault. We got stuck with a president whose idea of creating jobs was to send troops off to fight his three fake wars while the working class got stuck with the bill. Meanwhile, Rush gets to sit in his massive mansion in Florida with his young, gold digger wife and kiss the asses of the wealthy and powerful.

But the good news is that Rush's show's ratings keep slipping and I think they'll slip even more after the comments he made over Robin Williams. Robin was wealthy, too, but he did a lot for the homeless, the sick and even our troops. And that is something you can't say about El Blimpo.

Robin Williams was depressed not because he was a liberal, but it was because of the price of fame. Three of his closest friends - John Belushi, Andy Kaufman and Christopher Reeve - all died young and it left a void in his life. His recent TV show, The Crazy Ones was canceled and he was forced to sell one of his homes because he could no longer afford it. Plus, he owed $30 million to his two exes.

And from the sounds of things, there was nothing liberal about why Robin wanted to hang himself.

You know, maybe the world will be a better place if Rush hanged himself instead. The world would be a lot smarter and AM talk radio would be more equal as well. However, suicide is not an option for Rush since the rope or belt would snap due to his excessive weight.

Rush Limbaugh: proof that hell is right here on Earth.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

8.13.14 Bee-otches of the Day: people who bash Robin Williams' death


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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: bashing Robin Williams 


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It's still hard to believe that Robin Williams is dead.

It was 7 p.m. Monday night when the news broke that the comedic legend died. I was in the middle of prepping for the day's Bee-otch of the Day, and knew that instead, Robin had to be honored.

Most people were very saddened over Robin's passing. Billy Crystal tweeted "No Words." Whoopi Goldberg dittoed Crystal's statement as well. Even the great cartoonist Mike Peters drew this heart-wrenching editorial honoring the comic legend.

But some people weren't as sympathetic.

When the news broke Monday, it was immediately revealed that Williams died from a suicide. Yesterday, the coroner revealed that he was hanging from a belt and there were possible slashes on his wrists. It is not known if those cuts were suicide-related as Williams did not leave behind a suicide note.

And because of that, people decided to rag on the troubled actor for doing something some call "the coward's way out".

Diff'rent Strokes star Todd Bridges told TMZ "You don't think that my life has been hell and I've had so many ups and downs now? If I did that, what am I showing my children -- that when it gets tough that's the way out? No. You gotta buckle down, ask God to help you. That's when prayer really comes into effect." Bridges - one of the last-surviving stars on that iconic late 70's/early 80's TV classic - eventually apologized for his remarks. Same went with Fox News anchor Shepard Smith, who broke the news of Williams' passing on the right-winged hate net, claiming "And yet, something inside you is so horrible or you're such a coward or whatever the reason that you decide that you have to end it." Smith apologized for his statement, but that's not the only time he's ever apologized, as we all know.

So, you have a clinical disease like depression or maybe cancer or other symptoms that may/not not be curable. For you, the only cure is suicide. Does that make you a coward? Does that mean that others who have killed themselves - such as Kurt Cobain, Don Cornelius or Ernest Hemingway - are cowards? Somewhere on this earth right now, somebody is enjoying "Smells Like Teen Spirit", watching some old school Soul Train or reading "The Old Man and the Sea". These people were visionaries who faced personal demons and they though the only way out was killing themselves.

As I mentioned a few times, I dated a woman who battled depression. I tried my damndest to make her happy, but even a "I love you" would make her cry. In her situation, she didn't have health insurance and didn't have the needed medication to even her out. Her problems led to our break-up.

True, Robin Williams was rich. He had a loving wife - although married thrice - and three kids. However, it's likely that Williams' depression started as a kid, plus the fact that he had open heart surgery five years ago caused him to slow down. My ex-stepfather had a heart bypass a few years ago and he wasn't the same person. It's one reason why he and my mother divorced.

I think that suicide is a very serious issue and if you're feeling depressed or suicidal, it's time to talk to loved ones or even a doctor. I think Robin did his best to fight his disease, but the struggle was too much. But, let's remember that in 63 years, he's helped the homeless with Comic Relief, supported the troops with USO, helped sick kids with St. Jude's and most of all, entertained us.

Rest in Peace, Robin. Make God laugh and na nu na nu.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

8.12.14 Hero of the Day: Robin Williams


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  A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!


Name: Robin Williams
Age: was 63
Occupation: actor/comedian
Last Seen: Tiburon, CA
Awarded For: being one of the funniest men alive 


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One of the greatest comedians and actors who ever lived is gone.

As many of us know by now, Robin Williams has died of an apparent suicide. He had been suffering severe depression as of late and was even in rehab.

In his 40+ year career, Williams appeared in dozens of movies and even won an Oscar for his supporting role in 1997's Good Will Hunting. He'll never be forgotten for the role that started it all, the alien Mork from Mork and Mindy.

But for me, my all-time favorite role of Williams is definitely that of Mrs. Doubtfire. The movie itself couldn't come out at a better time, just five months after my parents separated in 1993. I'll never forget him playing an old housekeeper just to see his estranged children. It was funny and it also had a great message for those going through a divorce, young and old.

But yes, Williams had other movies you might remember, too: Good Morning VietnamA Night at the MuseumPatch AdamsPopeye and too many others to mention.

My heart goes out to Williams' family and friends. I hope God will bless and help them during this horrific time. As somebody who has recently dated a woman who is battling the disease, I know how it feels. You try to cheer that person up only to have them spew vitriol at you just because the pain is comfortable. It's too bad that Robin tried to resolve his demons, but it was too late.

Thanks, Robin. You will definitely be missed. 

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