Wednesday, August 21, 2013

8.21.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Forever 21


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Name: Forever 21
Age: 29
Occupation: clothing store chain
Last Seen: Panorama City, CA
Bee-otched For: demoting their employees

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I hate it when a business expands, but also screws people while doing so.

Not long ago, the Forever 21 store at my local mall, Woodland here in Grand Rapids expanded to what used to be several parcels. The new mega-Forever 21 is about four times the size of the old store.

But now, the chain is under fire because - surprise - they are cutting all their full-time employees' hours.

In a leaked memo, the chain announced that all hourly employees will now be limited to 29.5 hours per week, and that they will lose all benefits. They will also now be eligible for government benefits, like Medicaid and COBRA.

But here's the funny part: the man who founded Forever 21, Korean-born Do Won Chang is a Christian and even puts the words "John 3:16" on the bottom of the bags they sell.

Funny. A man who calls himself "Christian" and is worth $4 billion and can't even pay his employees. Maybe he really needs to read his Bible.

Yet another reason why I avoid Forever 21. I'll betcha that they're gonna blame 'ol Obamacare on all this. Thanks, but there's other stores out there that treat their employees better and are better deserving of my money.

John 3:16? How about if we give them Austin 3:16 instead!

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

8.20.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Del Reynolds


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Name: Del Reynolds
Age: 5x
Occupation: owner of several northern Michigan radio stations
Last Seen: Cheboygan, MI
Bee-otched For: pissing off knuckleheads

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Northern Michigan: where there's four rock stations and none of them care enough about those who love new rock.

Back in the 1990's, stations like WKLT had nothing to worry about. They could air moose farts 24/7 and they'd still be a healthy #2 in the ratings. Yeah, there was classic rocker The Bear and pop alternative The Zone, but if you were a fan of KoRn, Rage Against the Machine, Tool and other bands that had balls, fuhgeddaboutit.

Thankfully, The Zone added those bands and more in 2000, and they kicked ass throughout most of the 2000's. However, poor management and bad decisions killed the station in 2009, replacing it with Real Rock 105/95-5.

One minute, Real Rock sounded good, the next minute, it was a mix of decent music and crap from the 70's that KLT overplayed. On April Fool's Day, Real Rock dropped the 95-5 signal and it flipped to simply "Rock 105".

Rock 105 is pretty much a mainstream rock station that focuses on the 1990's with a few newer tunes mixed in. Yeah, it's thankfully not like KLT, but there's a few big problems. One of them is the lack of new rock. Right now, Rock 105's currents include Pop Evil's "Trenches", Nine Inch Nails' "Came Back Haunted", Imagine Dragons' "Radioactive", Pearl Jam's "Mind Your Manners", Volbeat's "Hangman's Bodycount" and not a whole lot else.

One of the biggest disappointments regarding Rock 105: WHERE THE FUCK IS FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH?!?! Their latest single, "Lift Me Up" is not on the playlist! This is the most-successful real rock band in America right now, and Rock 105 has so far passed on it.

Even worse, Rock 105 plays a shitload of pop crap that no station with the word "Rock" in their name should ever play, such as Gin Blossoms, Counting Crows and Dave Matthews Band. Then again, since their programming director, Cartman is a self-proclaimed alternative nerd, that's what the people of northern Michigan get.

It's sad that back in 2006, The Zone had a great programmer in Chad Barron who made the station stand out from the crowd. But then, Del Reynolds re-took over the station and the others he sold off to Northern Star back in 1998 and flipped it into a virtual jukebox claiming that it wasn't billing well. But, that's northern Michigan. Now, Rock 105 is the only home for new rock in northern Michigan and they're not doing a great job at it.

Oh, and where's anything from Device, Disturbed's David Draiman's new band? How about Deftones' last two singles? Halestorm? The list of new rock absentees goes on and on.

Also, I love how Del blew up the 95.5 signal in Traverse City and made that into another lame AC station. Did he learn ANYTHING from what happened to WSRT? That station was an abortion and judging by the fact that Easy 95.5/106.3 only has 83 likes on Facebook, it's heading down that same road.

You see, this is why people have Pandora, Slacker and Sirius. They have a better product for little to no cost. They care about rock's future while Rock 105 and WKLT don't. Why is WGRD here in Grand Rapids kicking ass? Simple: they love their listeners. Great morning show, good music and great jocks. I can't say that about Rock 105. As long as they're keeping their currents at a bare minimum and overplaying Everclear's "Father of Mine", I'll be happy that I have a ton of apps on my phone to keep me happy when I'm up north.

Maybe that's why the Spring Arbitron books for northern Michigan haven't been released....

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Monday, August 19, 2013

8.19.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Clear Channel



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Name: Clear Channel
Age: 41
Occupation: Satan
Last Seen: San Antonio, TX
Bee-otched For: getting flooded

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From the "Gee, Chuck! You're a few weeks late!" Dept...

OK, OK, so the Great Clear Channel Flood of 2013 happened a few weeks ago, and since I was on vacation all this time, I apologize for not giving them the proper reaming they needed earlier. By the way: 1) I was in the Detroit area for the Woodward Dream Cruise, and I was able to hear the first few minutes of the new Detroit Sports 105.1 and it wasn't too bad. Of course, I think a lot of Detroiters are happy that Drew Lane's back on the air although Mike might be AWOL for a while. 2) Personally, I'd rather buy a car from Kelley LaFontaine over the Devoses or even Berger Chevrolet any time.

But in all seriousness, the story goes like this: a week ago Friday, a pipe burst in an underground parking garage where Clear Channel's vehicles were stored for their Grand Rapids stations (ie WSNX, Star 105.7, 101.3 The Brew, etc.). The building was flooded, destroying the vans and causing gallons of gas to be combined with the water. Because of this, part of downtown was evacuated and the building that housed Clear Channel's stations had its electricity cut off, forcing their stations to air dead air or weird crap. For an example, WOOD-AM/FM - normally a right-winged hate talker - aired top 40 music. Country B93 did air satellite-fed programming, albeit with poor sound quality.

By Saturday morning, all was well again and all of Clear Channel's Grand Rapids cluster was back in business.

Sound familiar?

Ah, yes, let's not forget that this is the same Cheap Channel who caused 80,000 of their loyal B93 fans to lose their cars during the Great Clear Channel Flood of 2009 at the Ionia County Fairgrounds. The story was that a ton of rain hit the area the week before the B93 Birthday Bash and the parking lot of the Fairgrounds are used as a flood plain so the 11,000 residents of nearby Ionia don't end up underwater. Well, the Birthday Bash went as scheduled and the fine folks at Consumers Energy opened the dam, causing the 80,000 concertgoers to lose their vehicles. Nobody from either Consumers or Clear Channel bothered to warn the attendees.

In the end, a judge ruled that Clear Channel wouldn't have to face any class action suits and that insurance would be picking up the damages. After all, Michigan is a PLPD state. But since this is country music that we're talking about, a lot of people who lost their cars were poor and for many, it was their sole source of transportation.

Now, it's Clear Channel's turn to realize what karma really is. Their stupidity cost their listeners their cars and trucks, and now it's their turn. I even heard that their employees aren't even allowed to use their garage. At least they have a car to drive while CC is going to have to pay a visit to the dealership.

And chances are, they aren't going to get The Family Deal.

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

8.8.13 Bee-otch of the Day: George W. Bush

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Name: George W. Bush
Age: 67
Occupation: ex-president
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: still being alive
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I have some sad news, people: George W. Bush is still alive.

On Monday, during a routine physical, the 43rd president was discovered to have a blocked artery in his heart. So, physicians performed surgery on him, inserting a stent, which is a metal object that keeps the artery open and blood flowing.

Funny. Dubya has a heart after all.

Of course, his vice president, Dick Cheney has had multiple operations on his heart, and he too, doesn't have one.

When I heard the story of his heart troubles yesterday, it brought me back to Michael Moore's Sicko movie, and the section on the middle-aged couple that was being forced into living in their daughter's basement because her husband had three heart attacks, forcing them into bankruptcy. It's sick that ALL Americans are being forced into paying 43's heart surgery while we can't pay for our own.

I can't believe that we're being forced to pay to keep this asshole alive. After all, the three wars he started have killed thousands of innocent people and he led this nation into near-bankruptcy because gave 1%-ers a shit ton of cash while the middle class, well, isn't even middle class anymore.

The only good news here is that he's out of office. He ain't perfect, but under President Obama, *some* jobs are being created and the wars Dubya started are slowing down, albeit not fast enough.

Here's another item for consideration: the media hasn't talked a lot about the fact that 42, Bill Clinton is looking quite slim these days! He was featured in an article in AARP Magazine about his strict vegan diet and the fact that he's lost 30 pounds. He looks better than what he did when he was president!

Bush on the other hand, should eat a pound of lard everyday.

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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

8.7.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Parents Television Council

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Name: Parents Television Council
Age: 18
Occupation: right-winged nanny group
Last Seen: Alexandria, VA and Los Angeles, CA
Bee-otched For: being too scared to use their remotes
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Fifteen years ago, Howard Stern thought that despite being the King of All Media, he could beat Saturday Night Live in the ratings.

With SNL's ratings hitting a snag, he launched The Howard Stern Radio Show, which was basically a repackaging of his popular show on the E! network. The show suffered from many things, including a lack of promotion, a lack of advertisers and worst of all, a grassroots campaign to take it off the air thanks to a little group called the Parents Television Council. After just two seasons on the air, HSRS was yanked off the air and SNL prevailed.

For years, SNL has been invincible, especially when Fox canned MadTV, an SNL ripoff that desecrated the name of the popular humor magazine it was named after. For the past few years, Fox's Saturday night offerings have been limited to repeats of The FollowingHell's Kitchen and the long-forgotten 30 Seconds to Fame.

But recently, the network decided that after several years of being NBC and SNL's bitch, they would once again beef up their Saturday night schedule. After all, there was a mass exodus of male cast members from SNL last season, and some are wondering if the show will be a success with a hugely new cast this season.

In Fox's case, they've launched ADHD, or Animation Domination Hi-Def.

ADHD comprises of short, quirky animation clips mixed in with two weekly 15-minute shows. One show, Axe Cop, is a show about a police officer that was the brainchild of a 5-year-old. But the other show on the ADHD block is High School USA, a show done in the style of Archie Comics about a group of high schoolers dealing with some very mature themes. The show was created by Dino Stamatopoulos, a legendary comedy writer and actor who used to write for David Letterman and created shows such as Morel Orel on Adult Swim, a former sister network to Fox.

Now that Fox has sold off their shares of Adult Swim to Time Warner, they're capitalizing on the network's success by using that same concept by programming the long-vacant Saturday night schedule last filled by Talk Show With Spike Ferenstein. So far, the block has garnered around two million viewers.

But now, the PTC is pissed at Fox for airing what they think is garbage. They're angry at the fact that High School USA has episodes about men taking pictures of their penises and even an instance where the word "shit" is unbleeped. On their website, they're urging their 12 followers to write a fake letter to hotel chain Extended Stay USA just because they advertised on the shows.

Oh please. You know, these people need to realize something: the shows air during a time when kids are supposed to be asleep! Why in the FUCKING HELL do they want us adults to have a few less options TV-wise on Saturday nights? With SNL supposedly starting to run out of steam this next year, it would be exciting to see the two duke it out. Yeah, SNL will win, but I predict that with the exceptions of Kate McKinnon, Taran Killam, Bobby Moynahan and the two black dudes, there's nothing to look forward to next season. (OK, Cecily Strong's a little hottie)

But that's the PTC 4 ya: a group of morons who think that judging what we watch on TV will guide them into Heaven, even though there's poor kids in Africa and people out on the street, begging for change. Oh, and I love their "celebrity panel", which includes Billy Ray Cyrus (whose daughter Miley is a grade A slut), Michael Medved and controversial Kansas governor Sam Brownback. Not to mention, a slew of Z-listers.

Hey, don't you guys have church tomorrow?

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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

8.6.13 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 159
Occupation: right-wingers
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not making life better
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If you work in fast food, it's a no-brainer: you live paycheck to paycheck.

Many fast food workers are protesting chains such as McDonald's and Burger King because they're paid minimum wage and barely making it. Yet, they're the ones making huge profits for those chains by flipping their burgers and frying their fries.

Minimum wage has risen only three times in the past decade, and a lot of it's due to the poor economy and Republicans becoming more a group of elitist assholes who don't think that everyday joes and janes like you and me deserve anything. Yeah, there's people out on the street holding their cardboard signs begging for change, but that's no reason for companies to give their employees a little more respect from a financial standpoint.

I know the feeling, folks. I haven't had a raise in almost 10 years! My work is harder these days and my bills keep rising. And yes, I have looked at other jobs.

But you see, that's what happens when you have the Republicans run the show. Companies become more unfriendly towards people and the people suffer for it. The economy might be improving, but people are still only accepting jobs that pay very little and give out only a handful of hours. Yet, CEOs are getting record pay and their Republican buddies are helping them any way they can.

Look, if you're an employer, PAY YOUR DAMN WORKERS A GOOD INCOME. It's a proven fact: companies that pay their workers a livable wage have little turnover, more profits and make more money per worker. If you only give your workers a meager wage, then yes, they'll treat that company as disposable and they'll end up with a "who cares" attitude.

My old boss was a prime example. He NEVER gave people raises. In the end, his company's profits started to sink. We went from $4 to 8 million in sales to just $2 to 4 million (yes, I read Alexa). He blamed changes in our business and industry, but the truth prevailed: he was an asshole who's now living off the retirement he made off our backs. Now, my new boss is trying to piece together a plan to try to make our company profitable again, but I've noticed that a lot of our old perks have disappeared.

I think if the minimum wage went up to $10 per hour, it would REALLY shove a poker up the asses of big corporations that cheat their workers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there might be a few small businesses that will hurt from all this, but that's only because they don't know how to compete with the big guys that can pay their workers a livable wage. It's time to make this country a better place for the working class, and the first thing we need to do is vote all the Repukes out of office in 2014. 

Obama tried to rebuild the dream in 2008, but it only took two years to screw it all up thanks to the Koch Brothers.

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Monday, August 5, 2013

8.5.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Ronald Brown

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Name: Ronald Brown
Age: 58
Occupation: former puppeteer
Last Seen: Florida
Bee-otched For: being one of the worst hypocrites ever in the history of religious television
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In the world of religious media, it seems that 99% of all televangelists are hypocrites. They beg the gullible for big-time bucks and then they break religious principle by living lavish lives.

But even when the preacher lives in a trailer, even he can be the world's biggest hypocrite, even if his show's geared towards children and works with puppets.

Years ago, there was a program called Joy Junction that aired on a bunch of religious networks like TBN and EWTN. One of the segments involved Ronald Brown, a puppeteer who often appeared with his sidekick, "Marty". One of the segments - seen above - had Ron talking to Marty - and yes, I saw the lips moving too - about "dirty pictures". He claimed that in the Bible, it says to "flee from all things evil", even though there's nothing truly evil about looking at naked chicks.

But poor Ron ignored that very verse, and now, he's ending up seeing steel.

Last week, a judge in Florida sentenced the fallen puppeteer to 20 years in jail for keeping things worse than dirty pictures. On an internet chat site, Brown said that he wanted to kidnap a young boy, kill him and eat his body. Homeland Security did an investigation on Brown's property and found stacks of photos of children in pornographic poses. Some of the children were bound and gagged and others were even dead.

Brown owned a business called "Puppets Plus", which supplied puppets to various clients. Not too oddly enough, he lived in a small trailer and was single with no children of his own. He also worked as a youth pastor at a giant megachurch in his hometown of Largo, FL.

According to the chat site Brown participated in, he described killing a little girl and dismembering her body parts, throwing them into a frying pan. He pondered what those parts would taste like. He even talked about strangling children to death and talked about which kids would be perfect targets for his fetishism.

Yes, that's Jebus freak mentality 4 ya. Parents allowed this sicko to tend to their kids and all this time, he fantasized about killing them and having sex with them as well. What a freak. Even worse, his show was seen on TBN, which is currently engulfed in scandal right now as-is with founder Paul and Jan Crouch's grandchildren suing them because of their lavish lifestyle and the fact that they allowed a man to rape one of them.

Just another good reason why I avoid going to church at all. I don't need a man who lives in a trailer loaded with puppets telling me how to go to Heaven, because from the sounds of things, he's looked at a lot of "dirty pictures", and they're not of sexy women at all. I hope this asshole burns in hell for what he did. Anybody who does something so beyond gross is a total loser.

Maybe he'll enjoy getting objects shoved up his ass for once.

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