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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 161
Occupation: right-winged schmucks
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: producing some grade A morons
Age: 161
Occupation: right-winged schmucks
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: producing some grade A morons
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It's official: hell is on Earth.
On Saturday night, the world was saddened over the news that America's Vice First Son, Beau Biden lost his horrific battle with brain cancer at the tender age of 46. He was a father, a husband, a man who took two tours of duty in Iraq, an attorney general for Delaware and maybe most importantly, a devoted son to a man who raised him all by himself when his wife and Beau's mother's life ended in a horrific auto accident.
It's sad that a good man dies young, and we're left with lunatics running the asylum.
While we were away, we got the news that Josh Duggar, whose family has made headlines for years for having 19 children admitted that he molested girls when he was a teenager and his parents, Jim Bob and Michelle knew all about it for years. Sadly, the police destroyed the records of Duggar's victims and many on the right have been defending him because "Oh! He's a Christian!" "He turned out right!" "This was all in the past!".... Blah, blah, fucking BLAH.
Look, I was a teen once. I never inappropriately touched a girl during my teen years. I think a lot of it was due to the fact that I was an only child and my parents taught me life's lessons one-on-one. However, Jim Bob and Michelle pretended that her puss-ridden cunt is a clown car, but thankfully she stopped having kids because her 20th child was stillborn.
And of course, there's former House speaker Dennis Hastert, who received double trouble when he lied to the FBI about his bank deposits and it was revealed that he paid a male on his high school wrestling team that he coached $1.7 million to hide the sexual encounters he had with him decades ago. It's amazing that many far-right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition and the National Right to Life Committee all were on his side when he was House Speaker.
Apparently, as long as you're a right-winged Christian nutjob, it's OK to fondle little girls - even it's your sister - and have sex with teenaged wrestlers. Well played, Repukes! Well played. Look, you don't see many Democrats thumping their Bibles, but they tend to be more family-friendly than the party that cries that they are family-friendly because of their so-called traditional family values. It's assholes like Duggar and Hastert and all their cronies that I avoid going to church on Sundays. I don't want to spend my life with a bunch of two-faced pricks who end up screwing over my life, and on top of that, knowing that the church's pastor drives nicer cars than most of us.
Yes, it was Jesus who said "ye who is without sin shalt cast the first stone", but when you're a young child or teen being sexually molested, you'd want somebody to grab the gun and shoot that fucker hurting them.
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It's official: hell is on Earth.
On Saturday night, the world was saddened over the news that America's Vice First Son, Beau Biden lost his horrific battle with brain cancer at the tender age of 46. He was a father, a husband, a man who took two tours of duty in Iraq, an attorney general for Delaware and maybe most importantly, a devoted son to a man who raised him all by himself when his wife and Beau's mother's life ended in a horrific auto accident.
It's sad that a good man dies young, and we're left with lunatics running the asylum.
While we were away, we got the news that Josh Duggar, whose family has made headlines for years for having 19 children admitted that he molested girls when he was a teenager and his parents, Jim Bob and Michelle knew all about it for years. Sadly, the police destroyed the records of Duggar's victims and many on the right have been defending him because "Oh! He's a Christian!" "He turned out right!" "This was all in the past!".... Blah, blah, fucking BLAH.
Look, I was a teen once. I never inappropriately touched a girl during my teen years. I think a lot of it was due to the fact that I was an only child and my parents taught me life's lessons one-on-one. However, Jim Bob and Michelle pretended that her puss-ridden cunt is a clown car, but thankfully she stopped having kids because her 20th child was stillborn.
And of course, there's former House speaker Dennis Hastert, who received double trouble when he lied to the FBI about his bank deposits and it was revealed that he paid a male on his high school wrestling team that he coached $1.7 million to hide the sexual encounters he had with him decades ago. It's amazing that many far-right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition and the National Right to Life Committee all were on his side when he was House Speaker.
Apparently, as long as you're a right-winged Christian nutjob, it's OK to fondle little girls - even it's your sister - and have sex with teenaged wrestlers. Well played, Repukes! Well played. Look, you don't see many Democrats thumping their Bibles, but they tend to be more family-friendly than the party that cries that they are family-friendly because of their so-called traditional family values. It's assholes like Duggar and Hastert and all their cronies that I avoid going to church on Sundays. I don't want to spend my life with a bunch of two-faced pricks who end up screwing over my life, and on top of that, knowing that the church's pastor drives nicer cars than most of us.
Yes, it was Jesus who said "ye who is without sin shalt cast the first stone", but when you're a young child or teen being sexually molested, you'd want somebody to grab the gun and shoot that fucker hurting them.
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