Wednesday, September 9, 2015

9.9.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Cindy Gamrat


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Name: Cindy Gamrat
Age: 43
Occupation: state congressslut
Last Seen: Plainwell, MI
Bee-otched For: trying to get the world to forgive her



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The Cindy Gamrat World Forgiveness Tour had another stop yesterday at the State Capital in Lansing yesterday.

In front of a House committee, she asked to be censured for misusing public funds to hide her affair with fellow state rep Todd Courser. Later in the day, she visited Grand Rapids NBC affiliate WOOD-TV to explain her decision. She claimed that it was very hard to talk about her situation in front of her fellow constituents and felt sorry for what she did to her husband and children. She told Brian Sterling "I think that there’s a lot of healing that needs to take place in my district".

Gamrat, a Republican from Plainwell has been under fire for her sex scandal with Courser, who used taxpayer money and his aides to cover it up by creating fake e-mails claiming that he was having sex with male prostitutes. Gamrat has also been under fire for wanting to ban funding for Planned Parenthood and often misbehaving in congressional meetings.

You know, if there's anybody that I feel bad for, it's her three children. You see, my mother cheated on my father multiple times while I was growing up and when I learned about what she did, I was hurt. There's a part of me that no longer looked at her as a role model, but in the end, she got what she deserved when her husband - the asshole whom she left my dad for - left her. I still have mixed emotions about my mother and what she did to me as a kid, but I have to realize that she's my mother and I have to move on.

As for Gamrat, I still hope that the people of her district can recall her ass. A woman with a low moral integrity does not deserve to even be a Republican, especially the volume of people who want her out. It's time to put this travesty to rest once and for all.

My mom only screwed me over. Just imagine a woman who screwed over three kids.
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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

9.8.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Mike Huckabee



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Name: Mike Huckabee
Age: 60
Occupation: former Arkansas governor, TV and radio commentator, president wannabe
Last Seen:??
Bee-otched For: wanting to free a bitch



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Last week, Rowan County, KY clerk Kim Davis became the most-hated woman in America because she has refused to hand out marriage licenses to both gays and straight people, claiming that it would violate the principles of her Apostolic faith. Because of this, she is now being held in the county jail for violating her oath while the people who have at least temporarily replaced her are now giving out licenses to both gays and straight people.

Many are happy to see Davis, a woman who claims to be the holy expert on marriage while she's on her fourth marriage herself rot in jail, but many Christian conservatives want her free. One of them is none other than presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

The former Arkansas governor will be holding a rally today at Davis' jail in Kentucky urging her freedom. In the meantime, he has a petition on his website directed at President Obama, Attorney General Eric Lynch and the judge who imprisoned her, 
David Bunning to free her.

Yes, this is the same Mike Huckabee who sings the praises of family values, yet had Ted Nugent on his Fox News Channel program singing "Cat Scratch Fever" with the line "Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand". Very classy, Huckster, very classy.

Look, Kim Davis broke the law because of her homophobic views. I'm glad that I'm hearing that she's reading her Bible; she'll be happy to know that there's NOWHERE in the holy scriptures where Jesus talks about homosexuality, except in Leviticus in the Old Testament, which he later denounced.

If Davis is indeed freed, I hope she loses her job and somebody who will uphold the Constitution instead of a bunch of fake "God's rules" that simply don't exist. In fact, what Davis is doing is indeed blasphemous because she's definitely not loving her neighbor.

As for Huckabee, there's a good reason why he'll never be the President of the United States. All this Cat Scratch Fever should land him in the loony bin. 
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Thursday, September 3, 2015

9.3.15 Bee-otches of the Day: opponents of gay marriage


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Names: various
Ages: various
Occupations: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: bashing gay marriage

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It's a shame that the Supreme Court stood up and approved gay marriage for all 50 states, but some people choose to live in the dark ages.

Up in northern Michigan, there's a weekly alt-paper called the Northern Express. Last week, a woman named Colleen Smith from Cadillac wrote to the paper that she will never go to the State Theatre in Traverse City ever again because they recently held a gay wedding. The State is owned by the Traverse City Film Festival, which is run by Michael Moore and a group of community volunteers.

This week, the letters poured in. One reader told Smith to "stay in your bigot bunker and watch Netflix", another said that the State will survive without her, another (from Mancelona of all places) told her to lock herself in her home and close the drapes. In all, the NE published TEN letters bashing Ms. Smith and her homophobic views.

Of course, Smith should be happy to know that her hometown movie house, the Cadillac 5 is owned by Robert Goodrich, who is a staunch Democrat and is the proud owner of Grand Rapids' liberal talk radio station WPRR 1680/95.3 "Public Reality Radio". Many of WPRR's shows are LGBT-friendly, such as This Show is So Gay and This Way Out. Oh, yes, there's also the local Southpaws which airs Tuesdays and Wednesdays 10a-noon. I would love hearing Darren Gibson rip her old gay-hating ass to shreds.

I was considering giving Ms. Smith the BOTD for today, but she's now in a little club with another dumb cunt who thinks she's pleasing Jesus by hurting gays and that's Kim Davis, the county clerk of Rowan County, KY who is refusing to dish out any marriage licenses because of the high court's ruling on same-sex marriage. She claims that it's in large part to her religion, in which she's Pentecostal and attends church thrice weekly. However, the courts have all ruled that she must issue licenses and she's still refusing.

And sadly, she's a Democrat, or in better terms, a wolf in sheep's clothing.

You know, I have a job, just like most of you. Like most jobs, I have to do things I don't want to do because the project might be too complex or goes against my personal values. But guess what? I DO IT ANYWAY. If I don't do the job, my company don't get paid and I end up costing them money. I cost them money and I end up probably getting fired. I'll bet that Rowan County has lost a lot of money all because of Davis' personal convictions. SO FUCKING WHAT?!?! She's against gay marriage but yet she's been married four times and had two kids out of wedlock. Yet another skank who thinks that she could rub her idiotic views on to the rest of us.

Newsflash: JESUS LOVES GAY PEOPLE. WANT PROOF? CLICK HERE. Remember, The Bible has been used for years to do things that Jesus would never approve of, such as bashing women, blacks and especially gays. I think anybody who uses their lives to bash people based on their race, religion, sex, sexual preference and so forth needs a little talking to by the man himself.

Wake up.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

9.2.15 Bee-otch of the Day: "Huge" Bill Simonson


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Name: "Huge" Bill Simonson
Age: 53
Occupation: blowhard talk radio host
Last Seen: Ada, MI
Bee-otched For: wanting to be a quitter

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There's many questions in life we all have to ponder:

*Is there a God?

*What is the Fountain of Youth?

*Bill Simonson is still on the air?

Well, the part about Huge is true, sadly. The Big Bloated Jock Talk wannabe is still on WBBL 107.3 here in Grand Rapids daily with his crappy little 2-bit talk show. Yes, Sean Baligan - as far as I know - is still kicking his ass on ESPN 96.1 in the ratings.

Recently, Jeff Moss of the website DetroitSportsRag.com posted an article on Simo, and it explained that he was thisclose to leaving WBBL over the fact that former fellow talker Ryan Schuilling and a female employee no longer at the station both followed parody accounts such as @notthathugeshow on Twitter. He left a memo to the two stating that if they kept following that account and other "hate pages" he would resign from Cumulus immediately. He kept saying that he did not want a reply from either of them at all.

Fat Boy contends that the pages "abuse me, my show, my advertisers, and even my children" (bear in mind that his kids all have weird names such as Ace and Legend, whom he supposedly mentions on the air all the time like Kathie Lee Gifford did to Cody and Cassidy.

Since the memo was sent, Schuilling has since moved on to Lansing sports gabber 92.1 The Team, far, far away from that fat fuck.

You know, as somebody who has been blogging for 16 years now, I've learned that you can't please everybody. Just look at this thread from the Buzzboard. I used to post on there back in the day, but no longer because I could no longer tolerate the assholes bashing me and using their pathetic lives to ruin my good name. Recently, somebody decided to create the aforementioned thread and the idjits came out of the woodwork. Now, did I threaten legal action against the Buzzboard and its owner, Mark Worth? Nope. Did I even shoot him an email to close the thread? Same answer as the last question. I simply have realized that shit will no longer stink after a while.

Sadly, Huge needs to realize that his ratings suck and he hasn't been relevant to Grand Rapids radio in years. He's just a blowhard who sucks up to the Devoses and his former boss, Matt Hanlon. He simply needs to grow up and learn that he's a celebrity, whether he likes it or not. It's like if I saw a movie, thought it sucked and posted a review on Facebook only to get a C&D from the studio.

Don't like it? Go back to your house in Ada and crawl back into your shell.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

9.1.15 Bee-otches of the Day: Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat


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Names: Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat
Ages: 43, 42
Occupations: Congressmaleslut and Congressho
Last Seen: Lapeer, Plainwell
Bee-otched For: proving that they're a bunch of fucking scum

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Yesterday was like Christmas for people like me who all want Courser and Gamrat to fall off the face of the Earth.

In the report released, the two misused state resources to cover their affair. As you might recall, the two had an affair, and Courser used one of his aides to create a fake email account to proclaim that he had sex with a male prostitute at a Lansing nightclub. But that ended up botched and the relationship between the two Congresssluts were revealed instead with Gamrat apologizing to her supporters.

The report also explained that the two often misrepresented themselves when testifying in front of the business office and in regards to former aides, which the report could not prove that they were eliminated wrongfully. Although the affair was personal and not official, they wasted state resources such as taxpayer dollars to cover it up. The report also stated that those same resources were also used for personal and political gain.

Because of Courser and Gamrat's affair, a state committee has been formed to seek if the two are still fit for office. However, it's comprised of four Republicans and two Democrats, so if the two still have a job, I would be begging for a recall election. The two have refused to resign amidst their scandal. But since the two have shown misconduct in office, it could lead to a five year jail sentence for both.

You know, I hope the two get kicked out of office, or even better, see steel. It's funny that just days before the scandal broke, Gamrat bashed Planned Parenthood for the fake video shot by a right-to-life group that was heavily edited to make it look like PP was selling fetus organs. Where's HER morals? Like I said, I'll betcha that her kids wish that they were aborted instead of realizing that their mom's a slut.

After all, if you have an (R) after your name, your chances of going to Heaven increase.

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Thursday, August 27, 2015

8.27.15 Bee-otches of the Day: The Republican Party


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Name: The Republican Party   
Age: 161
Occupation: right-winged jackasses
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: yet another shooting
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Just a few days ago, I was reading about people who actually died on camera.

There was British comedian Tommy Cooper who died of a massive heart attack on stage during a comedy routine. Christine Chubbuck was a local TV show host in Sarasota, FL who shot herself on the air, committing suicide. Normally, when we see somebody die on TV, it's just acting.

Sadly, what happened on WDBJ-TV in Roanoke, VA was anything but fake.

A reporter for the CBS affiliate, Alison Parker and her cameraman, Adam Ward were simply doing an interview with Vicki Gardner, who worked for a Chamber of Commerce in Moneta. During the interview on live television, gunshots started ranging out from the gun of Vester Flanigan, a former reporter at WDBJ who used the stage name Bryce Williams. Flanigan fled from the scene and during his escape from police, he shot himself and eventually died at a hospital.

Parker, who just turned 24 and Ward, 27 both died from their injuries while Gardner has been critically injured. Flanigan was apparently distraught over being fired from WDBJ two years ago and often spread hateful messages on his Facebook and Twitter accounts. He claimed to be infuriated that the station never accepted a gay black man on their staff and claimed that Parker and others used racial slurs against him.

The tragedy in Virginia is just another example as to why in the hell people with mental issues should never be close to a gun, period. The Republicans were given too many chances to give mandatory background checks to buy guns, but sadly, they all cry 2nd Amendment and claim that if we forced gun buyers to not freely buy them, our Founding Fathers would be spinning in their graves. The truth is, the Constitution was written when bearing arms meant owning a musket.

Look at this summer alone: Charleston, Lafayette, Nashville and now Roanoke. Why can't people just realize that if people are bugging you, just walk away? Blowing their brains out won't solve anything. Yesterday, people lost a son, a daughter, a soon-to-be wife and a soon-to-be husband.

I think this is America's fault for allowing this travesty to happen. They voted for the Repukes this past election and they've allowed stronger gun laws to not happen. Thanks to the Repukes, a man didn't get proper treatment for mental problems and the world lost Alison Parker and Adam Ward.

My thoughts are with the people of Roanoke. Together, #weareWDBJ

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

8.26.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 69
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: Dubuque, IA
Bee-otched For: being a racist asshole
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The war between the billionaire and Latinos continues to escalate.

Last night in Iowa during a press conference, Trump was asking questions when Jorge Ramos of Univision interrupted and started asking him about deportation amongst illegal immigrants. Infuriated, Trump ended up kicking Ramos out of the presser and told him to "go back to Univision". Ramos was ejected and Trump continued to answer questions regarding his campaign for president.

The slam against Ramos is the latest jab from Trump that he hopes will equate to votes from the angry old white people that his campaign is aiming for. Yes, he's the biggest clown in the clown car, but it's sick that he's making people think that it's the non-whites that are wrecking this very country. He thinks that building a bigger fence on the US-Mexican border will be the answer to our ills.

Look folks, racism is Donald Trump's stance. Yes, he'll rid us of the illegals as president - which should never happen since Christopher Columbus was an illegal himself - but under his aegis, the wealthy will get wealthier and we'll probably go into another war. I don't care, but as long as either Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden or Deez Nuts is our next president, I'm happy.

Anything but the Donald or his other assholes in the clown car.

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