Tuesday, August 9, 2016

8.9.16 Bee-otch of the Day: NBC


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Name: National Broadcasting Company
Age: 90
Occupation: media empire
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: their rotten Olympics coverage

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Yep, I have to agree with the general public that NBC's idea of covering the Rio Olympics is a pure abomination.

Even though Rio's just one hour east of the Eastern Time Zone, NBC insists on starting their coverage an hour late so they could get prime ratings for each event. Not to mention, they somehow think that it's a jolly good idea to help their affiliates financially by giving them the 7pm hour so viewers can be treated to a six-month old episode of Wheel of Fortune.

Question is, if the Olympics were held in Chicago, how would the Peacock treat the coverage?

Meanwhile, other English speaking Olympics networks are doing great with their coverage, especially the CBC in Canada. Those lucky to live in towns close to our northern (or in Detroit's case, eastern) neighbors are damn lucky to have their coverage instead of NBC's cookie cutter abortion. Oh, did I mention that a lot of the announcers for the events at this year's Olympics AREN'T even in Rio? They're actually in Connecticut at NBC's "Olympic Village".

So far, NBC's Olympics ratings have been terrible. The opening ceremonies were lower than that of London's and last weekend, they were lower than Barcelona's. Maybe it's because since the last time the Olympics were on TV, more people have instant alerts on their smartphones and simply don't care.

I think it's time for NBC to wake up and realize that PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE DAMN OLYMPICS LIVE AND UNEDITED! I don't mind if they air commercials (gotta pay the bills somehow), but how stupid can they be?

Too bad they didn't take Ryan Seacrest with them to Rio like they did London. Seeing him suffer with the Zika virus would definitely jumpstart the ratings. 

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Monday, August 8, 2016

8.8.16 Hero of the Day: Dan Stevens


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A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!

Name: Dan Stevens
Age: ??
Occupation: engineer, radio personality
Last Seen: Grand Rapids
Awarded For: keeping rock radio alive in Grand Rapids despite tragedy

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In the world of radio, I sometimes forget that there's a few folks out there - especially in Grand Rapids  - that are actually doing cool things.

But sometimes, I can be a little too late.

When I was a teen living in repressed northern Michigan, I would spend my evenings listening to the radio. One of the jocks was "Dancin' Danny Stevens, the night jock at WCCW Oldies 107.5 in Traverse City. He had the quintessential nighttime radio show, taking calls from listeners and playing requests. He then ended up at WLDR when it was "Sunny Country 101.9" and ended up here in Grand Rapids where he fired up a small pirate station, first at 103.7 and later at 104.9.

Recently, I had a nice Facebook conversation with Dan (real last time: Harrell) about his sordid time with WLDR and the lawsuit that he won against the station for the slave wages he was making and abusive mistreatment he received from management. After winning his lawsuit, he got the hell out of Traverse City and moved here to Grand Rapids.

But sadly, not everything has been well for Dan. He was injured at his real job and was forced to lapse his renter's insurance. The story only got worse on July 23rd when his upper flat apartment on Grand Rapids' northeast side caught fire. According to Dan, he lost everything except a fire department sweater and (oddly enough) a Bible. Everything that he once owned was destroyed in the blaze, including his station.

Miraculously, the stream to his station is still intact.

In the meantime, he's asking for donations to help him get his life back together. Unlike that asshole who had the puppy mill store at Woodland Mall, I'll be nice enough to post a link to his GoFundMe site

I've listened to Rock 104.9 online (the station's signal doesn't reach my spot in Kentwood, plus there's another pirate at 104.9 at 28th and Breton), and its playlist puts WGRD to shame. GRD has gotten too corporate over the years thanks to Townsquare's corporate bullshit.  Hell, they don't even have a Programming Director! All the shots are called from corporate in Connecticut.

In Dan's case, I hate to see a man like him get knocked to the ground like that. Here's to hoping that his station can rise like the Phoenix and give the people of GR a real rock station again!

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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

8.3.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Terrestrial radio


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Name: terrestrial radio
Age: 96
Occupation: supposed entertainers and informers of the public
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: being a heartless, soulless business

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People in Jacksonville, TX are angry and sad that one of their favorite radio stations is off the air.

The CHR station known as 95.3/102.3 The Breeze in Jacksonville was a favorite among the locals. However, the station's owner died in May, leaving the station into a huge family feud. On Monday, the station's morning show arrived at the studio at 5:30 am when they noticed that the doors' locks had been changed. They called their boss, but a short while later, they were greeted with the men in blue.

The Jacksonville Police showed up, telling the DJs that they were not to be on the premises, saying that they were fired last Friday, even though they were not given any notice. Apparently, the jocks were at a local peace rally when the firings were made. The daughter of the station's deceased owner, who had power of attorney came over to explain everything. Since the firings, the DJs have taken to Facebook apologizing to listeners, advertisers and the charities and organizations that the station represented. They've also contacted OSHA over the fact that they've gotten sick from the lack of air conditioning in the studio.

While 15 people are now looking for jobs in Texas, the Big, Fat, Pill-Popping, Prostitute-fucking Idiot just got re-signed.

In an unprecedented move, Rush Limbaugh and long-time syndicator iHeartMedia (fka Clear Channel) agreed to a new agreement. No terms were released, but this comes as a surprise since his ratings - for the most part - are lower and iHM is a company $20 billion in debt. Of course, Rush is enjoying some temporary success thanks to Donald Trump's run for the White House, but once the elections end and the political ads stop, iHM will probably end up shooting themselves in the foot.

But one other thing that's been pissing me off is that the ratings service Nielsen simply doesn't want to reveal the radio ratings for northern Michigan. Now that Cadillac is involved, northern Michigan is now market 159, making them bigger than Kalamazoo. But even though the company has a policy to reveal the numbers for stations that subscribe to the book, they seem to want to keep northern Michigan's hush-hush for unknown reasons.

The sad thing is that when a radio company - big or small - lacks transparency, the listeners end up getting swept under the rug. Hell, just yesterday, I was listening to Rock 105 out of northern Michigan and for their daily "The Box" segment (where they're supposed to play songs not heard on the radio for a while), they played "My Friends" from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. REALLY?!?! Isn't that one of their most-overplayed tunes? Plus, for their daily "Radar" segment (where they play a tune that's charting but not in the station's rotation), they spun "The Eagle Has Landed" by Avatar. Um, GRD's been spinning the SHIT out of that one for WEEKS, assholes. Plus, the song's #15 on the Active Rock charts per Mediabase.

You see, this is why terrestrial radio sucks, especially in the past 20 years. Radio companies don't give two tin shits about their employees or their listeners. It's about entertaining the lowest common denominator.  "We play only 200 songs! Don't like it? Suck our dicks!" Uh, no. Instead, we'll listen to Sirius, Pandora, Spotify, Slacker or whatever cool service is out there.

Corporate radio: killing themselves one less listener at a time.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

8.2.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Bill Wiesner


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Name: Bill Wiesner
Age: 64
Occupation: computer tech
Last Seen: Traverse City, MI
Bee-otched For: using TCFF to spread hate

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As somebody who has lived in towns big and small, all I can say is that they all have their pluses and minuses.

I lived near Torch Lake for the first 19 years of my life and country life had its ups and downs. The ups included the lack of police which meant that you could smoke a doobie without getting caught (or be 14 and ride a four-wheeler like me), you had the lake to swim in the summer and ice fish in the winter and the fact that it was peaceful and quiet.

Living up north had its minuses, too. Everybody knew you for your good and your bad sides. People knew when you woke up, went to bed, ate and pooped. There were also a lot of drunks, too.

One negative about living up north was the fact that some people moved up there to get away from all the black people in Detroit. Maybe that's why when I was up north on Saturday, I saw a few signs for some idiot running for Congress named Tom Casperson, a Republican from the UP. His slogan? "Make Washington Listen". He's pro-life, anti-gay and wants to shrink government by getting rid of jobs in that sector. SMH.

Before my trek up north, I decided to listen to Ron Jolly on NewsTalk 580 WTCM online. He has a weekly feature on his morning talk show called "Radio Graffiti" where listeners get to speak their mind in one sentence. Man oh man, talk about brutal. Most of the calls bashed Hillary Clinton; one of the calls was an old lady impersonating The Wicked Witch of the West as Hillary. Other calls pimped that awful Dinesh D'Souza movie that's hardly making money at the box office, another caller was screaming "Infowars.com" and another caller tried to pimp a talk show on the newly-launched 101.1, which is a semi-simulcast of 1110 WJML.

But, TC DOES its ups in comparison to Grand Rapids. Their downtown, for example is MUCH easier to park than Grand Rapids, where parking is beyond affordable. Downtown TC has a lot more retail than GR's downtown, downtown TC has one more movie theatre over downtown GR and there's no building in TC named after a founder of Amway. Oh, there's also no archaic rules protecting people in TC from seeing naked girls at a strip club.

I went to TC Saturday for the Film Festival (though I didn't see any movies thanks to the lack of time that I had thanks to having no place to stay up north after my cousin had a family emergency) and enjoyed being in the middle of it all. I didn't meet Michael Moore or any celebrity, though I had a nice conversation with some chick from Greenpeace. I walked down the street to the State Theatre where I bought a TCFF shirt.

While I was talking with the vendor, a middle-aged man came out of nowhere and handed me a pink, 8 1/2 X 11 inch piece of pink paper. The thing was called "The Myth of the LGBTQ Ally" and this long-winded pile of crap ragged on the LGBTQ community, Michael Moore and even Traverse City native Carter Oosterhouse and his wife, actress Amy Smart. The paper even attacked Moore for showing a movie at one of his venues, Lars Hockstad Auditorium (which they called "an elementary school gym") "The Diary of a Teenage Girl", which showed simulated sex scenes between a woman playing a 15-year-old girl and a man in his 30s. They pointed out that Ted Baehr's Movie Guide called the movie "abhorrent" and "an evil movie". Bear in mind that I once saw a syndicated show that starred Baehr where he showed beat-up prints of old public domain movies from the 1930s. In the show, he proclaimed that the unpopular Hays Code "made movies better" because filmmakers had to adhere to the code.

The paper also claims that children who decide to be transgendered are being abused and that even the Bible claims that homosexulaity is a sin in the New Kings James Version of 1 Corinthians 6:9-11: 9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals,[a] nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.

However, in many versions of the Bible, "homosexual" is replaced with "effeminate", "male prostitution" or simply "men who have sex with men". However, the greek texts use a word that's hard to translate, making the issue debatable.

The paper is from TCFamily.org, a website that appears to not have been updated since 2014 and its Facebook page since 2012. It's run by Bill Wiesner, a local anti-gay activist who acts like he has way too much time on his hands.

As my late friend Dave Barber once said, "if you bash gays, you might be one yourself."

You know, people who come to the Film Festival are there to have a good time. People don't need to be bombarded by hate literature bashing Moore and people who are who they are. It's sad that overall, TC is a nice town, but some of the residents are a bunch of assholes whose ideals belong down south.

Maybe he called in "Radio Graffiti" a few times.... 

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Monday, August 1, 2016

8.1.16 Bee-otch of the Day: some thug who harassed me


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Name: unknown
Age: probably mid-20s to 30
Occupation: unknown
Last Seen: who knows
Bee-otched For: trying to make my neighborhood a not-so-safe place

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It's always awesome when you have a day off work, but it gets more depressing when you get a knock on the door at 2 a.m.

Anticipating my trip to the Traverse City Film Festival last week, I was able to get last Friday off. Because of this, I decided to stay up a little later at night, especially after I took a two-hour nap in the evening.

It was 2 a.m. Friday morning. Hillary Clinton had just accepted the nomination for the Democratic ticket and I was watching all the late night shows, which were all delayed because of this fact. I heard a knock on the door. So, I jumped up, looked into the peephole and asked myself if I should open the door. Sometimes, I wish I didn't.

I opened the door and there was this dark-skinned probably Latino man looking like James Brown's mugshot photo above wearing a tank top drenched in blood. "Hey man," said the man, "I was just jumped by some guys and I'm just wondering if I could use your phone and clean up."  I replied, "hey, let me call the cops." Then, he said, "hey, don't call the cops. I'm on probation and I can't afford to get into any more trouble, man." I didn't want him in my apartment since he would stain up the joint, plus since my phone is $650, I sure as hell didn't want him touching that, either. I told him "sorry, but I can't help you," and shut the door.

A minute later, I decided to call maintenance and told them about what had just happened. He told me to call the cops anyway. A few minutes later, they were there. Unfortunately, I didn't know the outcome of the situation, except that they were in the area for a while.

OK, so you're on probation, you've been jumped by some hoodlums and you don't want the police to be involved? Sorry, but guess what? I DON'T WANT MY ASS KICKED, TOO! If a crime is committed, it needs to be reported right away. I don't care what skin type you are, but when  you come to me asking you to help protect you from your asskickers and the Po-Po, I ain't helping you. Don't expect me to wipe your sorry ass.

If I had money, I could actually get a house so far away so I don't have to deal with assholes.

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Thursday, July 28, 2016

7.28.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: New York, NY
Bee-otched For: milking a dead cow


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You know, I love it how the Repukes keep begging the government to throw Hillary Clinton into jail over her email scandal.

Now, Drumpf has really crossed over the line.

Yesterday, the mega billionaire in a speech asked Russia to hack into her email to retrieve 30,000 emails that she sent. That's right! He asked the enemy to help.

It's bullshit like this that ruin my trust in the Republican party. They don't give two shits about privacy, whether it's ours or Hillary's. For them, it's all about what can they do to throw her into jail over Benghazi, an incident that she has been found innocent on.

Meanwhile, we have an ex-president sitting on his ass in Texas pretending to be Bob Ross whose ignorance caused 3,000 people to die on 9/11 and 4,000 more Americans during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. Why isn't this asshole in jail? Why wasn't there a big witchhunt as to why he's not in jail?

This is why I don't vote Republican, folks. All they care about is sending decent people to jail while they give the wealthy everything. This is sick. Donald Drumpf is in no way, shape or form good enough to be our president. This logic of his is why some say that if he's elected president, he'll be the last president ever.

Donald Drumpf: he'll make you kiss your ass goodbye.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

7.27.16 Bee-otches of the Day: the media



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Name: the media
Age: ageless
Occupation: the supposed informers of the world
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: lying once again


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Yesterday, history was made.

Sorta.

It's official: Hillary Clinton was chosen as the first nominee in presidential history. Even Bernie Sanders stood up to break party rules to nominate Clinton in what many feel was a momentous occasion in our nation's history.

But *insert needle scratching across a record here*, SURPRISE! Hillary's NOT the first-ever presidential nominee.

OK, so she's the first nominee IN A MAJOR PARTY, but what about Jill Stein, currently running for the Green Party? Roseanne Barr ran with the Peace and Freedom Party in 2012. The first woman to get on the presidential ballot was comedienne Gracie Allen in 1940 with the "Surprise Party" (of course, she lost in a landslide against the extremely popular Franklin D. Roosevelt; she only got 42,000 votes).

As a matter of fact, THIRTY-EIGHT women have all been nominated for president in our nation's history. True, all except Clinton are third party candidates. Some of the parties are quite liberal, like the Peace and Freedom Party, while others are far to the right like the Right to Life Party.

True, I think it would be kinda cool to see a third party overtake the White House, but when was the last time that ever happened? The media would rather see Trump and Clinton kill each other because it's all about ratings.

For them to say that Hillary Clinton is the first female presidential nominee in history is a total lie, and they need to get their facts straight. I should be happy for her, but as a Bernie supporter, her victory is bittersweet.

But as long as Donald Drumpf doesn't become president, I'll be happy.
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