Bee-otch of the Day

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

12.5.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: lead asshole of Nerdo Crumbezia
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: making all the wrong decisions

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After weeks of thinking, Drumpf has come up with a decision in regards to the Alabama senate fight: he's going to support the sick fuck known as Roy Moore.

The Bible-thumping ex-judge gained the support of the de facto president yesterday, who said that we didn't need a liberal Democrat in the senate. Right now, Moore is trailing opponent Doug Jones by four points. The special senate election is next week. Jones even got a $100 donation from outgoing Arizona senator Jeff Flake, who wrote "country over party" on the check.

Of course, this is an asshole who has 18 women who have all claimed that he either groped, harassed and over raped them.

These have been a turbulent past few days for Drumpf, with his tax plan passing the senate but seeing Michael Flynn admitting his guilt for lying to the FBI. Who knows? Jared Kutchner might be next and then Drumpf himself!

Hopefully, Drumpf will be in a jail cell a year by now. Hopefully, he'll be in jail before his tax plan passes and we'll all be saved from another 2008.

2020 can't come soon enough.

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Monday, December 4, 2017

12.4.17 Bee-otch of the Day: The Detroit Lions

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Name: Detroit Lions
Age: 87
Occupation: football team
Last Seen: Detroit, MI
Bee-otched For: failing at everything

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This past weekend, the Detroit Lions taught us all a lesson: they implode better on the field.

On Sunday, crews tried to blow up the team's former stadium, the Pontiac Silverdome. Several pillars collapsed, but the dilapidated 42-year-old stadium still stood. Immediately, people took to social media to make fun of the botched implosion, comparing it to the team itself.

Later on that day, the Lions were in Baltimore, fighting the Ravens. Despite having the second-worst defense in the NFL, the birds successfully attacked the Lions, 44-20. It didn't help matters that the team's $160 million quarterback, Matthew Stafford got stomped on his hand in the fourth quarter and was forced to leave the game. The team's replacement QB, Jake Rudock, threw an interception, cementing the Lions' loss.

Right now, the Lions are 6-6 on the season. Next week, they play the 4-8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They could easily win all their games the rest of the season and go straight into the playoffs, but let's remember: this is the Lions we're talking about.

Every year, people say that this is the Lions' year. True, the team made it into the playoffs, but the sad reality is that the team hasn't done jack shit since 1957. It was the final year the Kitty Cats won the NFL Championship, a full ten years before the words "Super Bowl" made it into our vocabulary. In the 27 years the Lions called the Silverdome home, they've only won one playoff game. Also, because of its high 80,000 capacity, many games were blacked out on local television per NFL rules. It was also the home of the Detroit Pistons from 1978 to 1988 when they moved to the Palace of Auburn Hills just the road.

Maybe the Silverdome's best-known feat was in 1987 when it was the home of Wrestlemania. 93,000 people watched Hulk Hogan defeat the enormous Andre the Giant in person.

Since the Lions left the 'Dome, it's mostly sat vacant and unloved. The dome itself collapsed a few years ago and the property was condemned. Many made videos of themselves at the Silverdome doing everything from BMX biking to just looking at the remains of the stadium.

This afternoon, the second time proved to be the charm and a huge chunk of the outside of the Silverdome was finally imploded. Even though it wasn't a total implosion, the company in charge claimed that it was a success. OK, so why couldn't they simply blow it up and call it good? The implosions of such stadiums as Texas Stadium, the RCA Dome and the Kingdome were awesome, but let's face it, the demolition of the Silverdome was weak-sauced in comparison. Quite simply, it's like the Lions themselves: you have high expectations, but in the end, you tell yourself, "this is it?"

The Detroit Lions: rebuilding since '57. The Silverdome, however is dead and almost gone.

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Friday, December 1, 2017

12.1.17 Weekend Mix

Thirty Seconds to Mars - Walk on Water (Maxxil remix)
Matthias Meyer and Ryan Davis - Hope
John Tejada - Sweat on the Walls (Franky Rizardo remix)
Block and Crown - Shake Your Body
Solardo - Fall Down
Ronnie Spiteri - Multiply
Eli Brown - Sumatra
Retrovision X Raven X Kreyn - Nobody Else
Patrick Topping - Be Sharp Say Nowt
Camelphat and Mat.Joe - Bang 2 Drum
Eats Everything - Loud
KiNK - Yom Thorke
Will Sparks - What I Do
Indigo Tribe - Zombie Apocalypse
TLuxx - 7th Angel
Uplink & Alex Skrindo - Me & You (featuring Axol)
Blasterjaxx and Timmy Trumpet - Narco
Armin Van Buuren - Be in the Moment
Infected Mushroom - Spitfire
Giraffage - Maybes (featuring Japanese Breakfest)
Gammer featuring Dylan Matthew - Stay Tonight
NGHTMRE/Slander - Gud Vibrations

Thursday, November 30, 2017

11.30.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Cumulus

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Name: Cumulus Media
Age: 20
Occupation: broadcast giant
Last Seen: Atlanta, GA
Bee-otched For: officially proving that they've failed

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In the world of radio, it seems that failure is indeed an option. Want proof? Look at Cumulus.

The media Goliath announced this week that they've filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company is riddled with $2.4 billion in debt and was recently demoted out of NASDAQ and onto the pink sheets because their stock price had been under a dollar for quite some time.

Today, Cumulus was trading at a whopping nine cents per share.

To add insult to injury, Cumulus apparently is in arrears with Nielsen in regard to ratings. As a result, in the trends, none of their stations in Grand Rapids were ranked.

A few years ago, I somewhat cheered when they bought out Citadel and fired Matt Hanlon. However, they did extremely little to fix his messes here in Grand Rapids. The only major change that they made here in town was when they switched Thunder 94.5 to another one of their Nash country outlets. Also, they lost the Tigers and Red Wings to iHeartMedia's cluster. All they have left are the Lions.

The only station they have in GR that's doing anything these days is WLAV. The rest are all their competitors' bitches (i.e. B93 is beating Nash, WSNX is ahead of 105.3 Hot FM and WOOD-AM/FM is WAAAAY ahead of WJRW. Lets not forget 96.1 ESPN, which would be CREAMING WBBL if they didn't move their hosts around and so on).

The truth is, Cumulus deserves to be bankrupt. The funny thing is was that 16 years ago, they ordered all their Howard Stern affiliates to drop the show, claiming it was too expensive. Look at his former Toledo station: the ratings crumbled and they ended up switching format multiple times. Both Citadel and Cumulus were/are anti-Stern companies and in the end, they got what they got.

Oh, and speaking of Toledo, Don't get us started on 1470 AM, which went dark.

I laugh at those companies that ditch Stern and in the end, they're billions in debt because they don't think like a Stern listener. A man who loves prime rib doesn't like rawhide. With so many going to the internet and satellite, it's proof that with billions in debt, corporate radio is dying a slow, painful death.

So, what's next for Cumulus? At nine cents per share, who knows? Plus, what companies are buying? Personally, I'd like to see WKLQ be reborn here in Grand Rapids, but hell will freeze over when that happens (although I heard that Free Beer and Hot Wings' contract is set to expire). Same with firing Bill Simonson. Asshole doesn't even have a two share and is a waste of money. It shows that corporate radio has a high tolerance of failure, even when the stock price is under a penny.

Cumulus, how low can you go?

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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

11.29.17 Bee-otch of the Day: NBC

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Name: The National Broadcasting Company
Age: 91
Occupation: broadcast giant
Last Seen: New York, NY
Bee-otched For: allowing one brick to fall, but allowing others to stay

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OK, so when will guys learn that women don't want to see their junk or even be touched? Obviously, the likes of Harvey Weinstein, Charlie Rose, Louis CK, Al Franken, John Conyers and - gotta throw this in - Drumpf all haven't gotten the memo.

Now, it's time to throw Matt Lauer's name onto the list.

This morning, the world was stunned when his Today Show co-anchor, Savannah Guthrie, fought back tears as it was announced that he had been terminated from NBC over a memo that network brass had received from a female coworker of his that he had done something inappropriate to her. Allegedly, the action occurred during the 2014 Sochi Olympics.

Lauer had been a part of Today since 1994 as a news anchor. In 1997, he moved up to the male co-anchor chair with Katie Couric, where he remained for 20 years, making him one of the show's longest-serving hosts. Of course, the female anchor position changed many times over the years with Couric, Meredith Viera, Ann Curry and Guthrie. When Curry was let go from the show a few years ago, many blamed Lauer for her dismissal. Once a strong #1 in the morning ratings, the show has since dipped to second place behind ABC's Good Morning America.

The news of Lauer's firing from the Peacock Net comes a week after his CBS This Morning competition, Charlie Rose was also 86'd when several women claimed the same thing. He was also dismissed from his long-running PBS show.

Now, what Lauer allegedly did was probably disgusting. After all, it was sickening enough for NBC to fire him. But that's not why I'm handing NBC the honor of Bee-otch of the Day today. It's because quite simply, The Today Show sucks.

I felt that Lauer was a decent newsman up until this incident was revealed. But the sad thing is, NBC has been milking the shit out of the show like it's the only show they have to offer at times. The show is on the air four hours in the morning and to add insult to injury, they repeat the fourth hour with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb at 2:05 a.m. on many stations. The fact that NBC also decided to hand the third hour of the show to Megyn Kelley shows how fucking stupid they are.

Oh, and let's not forget that those happy-go-lucky news stories done by Dubya's little girl, Jenna. How many "#metoo" moments did she have to have to get her job? Every time I see that fat ho on my TV screen, I grab the remote. "Hi! My Daddy's stupidity killed 3,000 on 9/11 and 4,000 more in Iraq and Afghanistan! I need a job!"

To me, it's laughable seeing NBC News falling apart. As a believer in karma, I'm happy that they were forced to kick Brian Williams from the anchor chair and now, Matt Lauer after what they did to MSNBC and its once-proud left lean. Ed Schultz = GONE. Keith Olbermann = GONE. And so on. Now, it's a weird mix of what little left-wing influence they have left plus the right-winged assholes they now have like Hugh Hewlett. Granted, it is somewhat awesome that they've gotten back to being a little more to the left again, but that's only after they've realized that there's only one Fox News Channel and they're not them. Parent Comcast kissing Republican ass over net neutrality laws only got them fucked hardcore in the long run, which is why the Nightly News and Today are down in second place while scandal-free ABC is in first place comfortably.

NBC, ya gotta lotta work to do.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

11.28.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: dust mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being a racist asshole

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OK, so why is he president?

We've all heard the story by now of Drumpf honoring Navajo code talkers, and while doing so, he told them that we have a Pocahontas in the Senate, but they are the real deal. Of course, Drumpf is referring to Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, who happens to be part Native American. Some conservatives love to pick on Warren for identifying herself as a minority when it comes to various causes, especially since she's mostly white. However, what Drumpf did was, well, stupid.

To me, it's like him honoring a black educator for her years of service and telling her something like "you're very special. You've been around longer than us. We have a sexual harasser in Congress named Conyers and there's a word to describe him, and it's nigger, but you're special. I like you".

But leave it to Drumpf's bloated mouthpiece Sarah Fuckabee to say that what he said wasn't racist at all. Oh, please. If Sean Spicer was still there, he'd be running over that reporter with his lecturn-oh, that's Melissa McCarthy's version of Spicer on SNL, never mind.

Of course, this is Drumpf we're talking about. A Cheeto who overturned Obama's edict not to build the Keystone pipeline underneath Native waters in North Dakota. Of course, the sumbitch is leaking despite newer and safer welding techniques.

It's not even the end of his first year in the White House and Drumpf has pissed off too many people. Hell, there's that part of me that wonders if we're going to be still around when his FCC rids us of net neutrality soon. It makes me somewhat happy that I don't have Comcast or Charter for my ISP, though it still worries me. Hell, I wonder if Drumpf is personally going to do into the National Archives to shred the Constitution into smithereens.

By the way he's acting, it won't shock me if he's getting the paper shredder.

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Monday, November 27, 2017

11.27.17 Bee-otches of the Day: The Koch Brothers

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Names: Charles and David Koch
Ages: 82, 77
Occupation: billionaire buttmunches
Last Seen: Kansas
Bee-otched For: making Time run out

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Time Magazine, Sports Illustrated, People and Entertainment Weekly are soon going to be in the same stable as Better Homes and Gardens, Martha Stewart Living, Family Circle and the CBS-TV affiliate in Flint and the Tri Cities here in Michigan.

With a little help from two of the most-putrid assholes of mankind.

The Meredith Corporation is buying Time, Inc. for $2.8 billion, $650 million of which is being financed by ultra-conservative Republicans Charles and David Koch. Meredith released a statement that the Kochs will not have any influence on their editorial procedures, nor will they have a seat on their board.

Bear in mind that Time is a favorite of Drumpf's, especially when they made him Person of the Year in 2016, complete with devil horns.

Time, Inc. was a huge publisher in its heyday. It was a force to be reckoned with when in 1989 they merged with Warner Communications to become the media giant Time Warner. Of course, it became AOL Time Warner when they merged with the internet giant, but that got spun off as more and more people were switching from soulless dial-up internet to blazing fast fiber-optic speeds. The same thing happened with the print industry and like AOL, TW ended up spinning off Time, Inc. in 2014, although the company still has Time in their name. Bear in mind that AT&T has proposed merging with TW for over $100 billion.

And by the way, the Meredith/Time buyout thankfully doesn't involve Mad Magazine, which is still in the TW stable. It's now the only magazine TW owns, which might be a reason why they're relocating to Burbank in 2018 after spending all 65 years of its life in New York.

The situation is that the Kochs will do anything to influence our minds. Look at what they did to NPR: when they started funding public radio, they they cut back their coverage of global warming and other environmental issues. I expect the same thing for Time and their sisters. What's even more sad is that Meredith's namesake was a Democrat and a champion for agriculture. Plus, most of Meredith's publications are all geared towards women. I'll betcha most of them don't want to be grabbed by the pussy.

But in the case of Time, I think it's time to give its female readers a jock strap.

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