Sunday, January 30, 2022

Bee-otch of the Day: people who treat modern rock music like shit







Names: Various
Ages: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: various
Bee-otched For: wanting to kill rock 'n roll




It was supposed to be three more days of peace, love and music.

Instead, it was Altamont and The Who's Riverfront Coliseum disaster v.3.0.

Woodstock '99 was the antithesis of what the original Woodstock was all about. It was about capitalizing on an image of peace and love. But, it was perverted by greed, hot weather and even death.

It was held at a retired Air Force base outside Rome, NY. Instead of the inviting grassy farmland of Max Yasgur, the 400,000 concertgoers had to walk on miles of concrete and pavement. The weather that weekend was insanely hot and with water being $4 per bottle, people simply didn't want to pay for hydration, leading many to suffer from dehydration, and even worse, death. Three people died at the festival. 

At the end, angry concertgoers started a riot. They looted vendors and set everything on fire. There were countless amounts of women who were groped and worse, raped. Many of the female attendees decided to go around topless or totally nude. Those who didn't were bullied by male attendees. 

The chaos that was Woodstock '99 is now being discussed again in a recent HBO Music Box documentary called Woodstock 99: Peace, Love and Rage. The flick was produced by Bill Simmons, the mastermind behind ESPN's 30 for 30 series. Other episodes in the series deal with the sudden rise of Alanis Morrisette, DMX, Kenny G. and disco mogul Robert Stigwood. 

The docupic points fingers at Woodstock '99's downfall, including the high walls to prevent people from breaking in to the lack of water to even the music itself. They claimed that the lack of female artists created an atmosphere loaded with angry white men who treated the women there like their personal sex slaves.

Of course, this was the late 1990s, after all. By then, alternative rock had two avenues to choose from: the kick-ass, hard rock/nu-metal route or the wimpy soccer mom road that was the equivalent to the soulless easy listening that the parents of boomers forced their kids to grow up with. Starting around 1993 or so, grunge was more mainstream than ever while pop was dying because of a number of factors. The teen pop of New Kids on the Block and Debbie Gibson was no longer cool. Clean rappers like MC Hammer gave way to gritty hip-hop and the barrage of lip-synchers like Milli Vanilli, Black Box and Technotronic tarnished pop music's image. 

By the mid-90s, top 40 radio was all but dead. Most CHRs were mixing alternative with hip-hop with a few other genres mixed in. However, by this time, many major cities were without a CHR. In Milwaukee, 102.1 WLUM flipped from CHRban to alternative because the station's owner, football hall of famer Willie Davis was angered over a tragedy where a black 21-year-old man shot and killed his former high school principal. Plus, in the late night hours, the station would play unedited hip-hop. Davis felt that the negativity surrounding gangsta rap was hurting the African American community. These days, WLUM is still alternative and actually gets better ratings locally than the market's sole CHR, Audacy's Kiss 103.7. 

But, it wasn't just WLUM that bid adieu to the sounds of Ace of Base and Boyz II Men. Detroit's 96.3 WHYT was also a top-rated CHR - which like WLUM - that leaned rhythmic. In the Summer of 1994, they started adding more alternative music to their playlist. At the same time, they were starting to call themselves Planet 96.3 as opposed to 96.3 Jamz. By the Fall, the only rap heard on 96.3 was from alternative artists like the Beastie Boys and Lucas (remember "Lucas With the Lid Off"?). In 96.3's case, the reason for the switch was simple: money. Advertisers were leery about associating themselves with gangsta rap. Even New York City's heritage CHR, Z100 had an alt-rock lean in the mid-90s.

In the Planet's case, by 1996, they decided to become more of a modern AC, eliminating harder rock songs from their playlist. Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Hootie and the Blowfish were A-OK for them, but White Zombie, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine and others weren't. Clearly by the mid-late 90s, new rock was on two different roads. Woodstock '99 tried to bridge the gap, but quite frankly, people who love KoRn, Rage and anything new rock just weren't into Jewel, Sheryl Crow or Alanis Morrissette. After all, those three females were now mainstays on soccer mom AC stations. 

Also by the late 90s, CHR was back in a big way. Boy bands, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and others were being heavily promoted while nu metal acts were locked out of pop radio. As a result, the Backstreet Boys and 'NSyncs of the world were heavily taunted. It was if Stewart Stevenson from Beavis and Butt-head was running the game. 

It was no doubt that Woodstock '99 was a disaster. It was hot, people were literally dying of dehydration and it ended in a fiery inferno. The Music Box doc did a lot of finger-pointing as to why it was what it was. But at times, it felt like it was produced by South Park's P.C. Principal. 

Of course, one of the biggest problems involved women being groped and some even raped. The doc pointed its finger in part to the fact that porn was more popular than ever thanks to the internet and the Girls Gone Wild series. Well, it was true. However, what the program didn't mention was that more than ever, young people simply didn't know right from wrong. More and more teens were being raised in a latchkey society and thanks to assholes like then-Texas governor George W. Bush preaching abstinence only education, well, this is what you get. When I was 13, my father bought me my first Playboy. Not long afterward, we visited a relative's house and he had magazines that made Playboy look tame. It was the first time I was exposed to hard-core porn, and guess what? I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING UNCONSENTUAL TO ANYBODY, PERIOD.

Of course, a lot happened after the Woodstock melee. The events of 9/11 and the wars that followed shooked the world. We had a massive economic breakdown in 2008. Hundreds of unruly and brainwashed losers stormed the Capitol over lies spread by Drumpf. And as some see it, rock died.

In 2001, three of the top ten selling albums were from hard rock groups. Back then, every major city had an active rock station or at least an alt-rocker that played some harder tunes. Two decades later, things have changed.

This past year, no new album from the hard rock or metal genres made Billboard's year-end top 200 album chart. True, there were strong offerings from the likes of Wolfgang Van Halen and his one-man act Mammoth WVH, plus newcomer guitar virtuoso Ayron Jones and others. But, people weren't necessarily going out to buy their albums.

Of course, another issue regarding hard rock is the lack of actual radio stations in bigger cities playing it. Right now, Dallas is the biggest market with an active rocker. Detroit is another major city whose main rocker, the legendary WRIF does quite well in the ratings. New York's last AOR, 92.3 K-Rock went off the air many years ago due to poor ratings in part due to Opie and Anthony. Chicago had a similar issue with 94.7 The Zone, which begat to oldies WLS-FM and better ratings. Interestingly enough, a few years ago, WLS-AM barely got its ass kicked in the ratings by an active rocker out of Racine, WI, WIIL. 

Another hard rock-less market of sorts is Los Angeles, which has heritage rocker (and former WRIF sister) KLOS and two alt-rockers, iHeart's Alt 98.7 and Audacity's KROQ, which just might be the longest-running alternative in America. However, KROQ's ratings have been an abomination for a few years. Word has it that Audacity is going to force KROQ to throw in the towel and flip it to active rock. Alt 98.7 is currently at a 2.3 and 14th place, KLOS is at a 1.9 and in 19th place while KROQ is in 26th place with a 1.4. KROQ is getting their asses handed to them by many Spanish stations and a few signals distant to L.A. 

Currently, active rock is thriving in the same smaller markets that rejected wanting a good rock station 25 years ago while the bigger markets have seemed to kick them to the curb. But, there's other good reasons for that. There's the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which allowed media companies more control of what they could own, but also allowed for less competition. There's the infamous Janet Jackson Super Bowl nip slip, which gave the FCC an excuse to jack up indecency fines for radio and TV stations. But, of course, there was the growth of digital media, such as SiriusXM, Pandora and Spotify. Back in the day, if your favorite terrestrial radio station went off the air, you'd want to run to the studio in protest. Today, it's no biggie because you have the digital world at your fingertips.

But still, no new hard rock or metal album made the Billboard Top 200 albums chart last year.

Back to the Music Box documentary on Woodstock '99. One group I follow on Facebook is a burlesque outfit here in Grand Rapids. One of its members was nice enough to compare the revelers of the event to the Capitol rioters on 1.6.21 and those who worship Drumpf. 

Yes, the doc painted a bad image of those who love hard rock and metal. They cried about them being angry white guys who use the n-word religiously and inappropriately grab women. And yet, the number one album of 2021 was by a country singer who got caught on a doorbell cam using that word. The owner of the footage sold it to TMZ and within hours, he was banned by radio and TV stations alike. Many have canceled out rock because its fans are angry white guys. Yet, Morgan Wallen is, well, an angry white guy.

Since the boy band craze of the late 90s, we've been bombarded with shows like American Idol and Glee that made shitty music en vogue again. I roll my eyes knowing that "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey is probably more popular now than it was back in 1982, even though their keyboardist is butt buddies with Drumpf and crooked televangelist Jim Bakker. 

Of course, we can go on. Politics is a factor. Look at Five Finger Death Punch: their video for the 2020 song "Living the Dream" mocked mask wearers and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Christian band Skillet's leader John Cooper frequently makes video blogs where he says stupid shit. One vlog has him attacking Cardi B. and Megan Thee Stallion's #1 smash "WAP" for being immoral. Another has him calling Rage Against the Machine "government rock" and so on, even though he and his wife Korey make millions off of a man who wore rags and lived in a tent.

And just recently, some in the rock community got miffed at Disturbed's David Draiman for his support of Spotify and controversial podcaster Joe Rogan after legendary rocker Neil Young told the streaming service to pull his music. Draiman - a self-proclaimed liberal and supporter of Bernie Sanders - called Spotify's decision to pull Young's music a victory for Freedom of Speech. Since then, SiriusXM added a Neil Young channel replacing "Deep Tracks" and others such as Joni Mitchell and former Young bandmate Nils Loftgren have told Spotify to remove their tunes as well.

So, what's wrong with newer rock music? IMHO, nothing. I know, maybe I'm in the past. I'm a part of the generation that fought when anything was taken away from me or out of reach. This is why I started Chuck69.com in 1999. Back then, I was in high school in northern Michigan. No local radio station would play true hard rock and metal. Today, there's Rock 105 and 95-5, plus many streaming options. If Rock 105 were to leave the airwaves, no biggie. Same with WGRD here in my current hometown of Grand Rapids, although personally, they suck for playing too much butt rock. Oh, well. Sirius is worth every penny of the $8 per month I give them.

IMHO, all musical genres will always have their loyal fans. Look at traditional easy listening music. You know, Lawrence Welk, Mantovani, Franck Pourcel and others labeled as "Muzak". Circa 50 years ago, just about every town in America had a "beautiful music" station playing old music for old people. Most of the music was piped in on reel-to-reel tapes, making them quite easy to run without live DJs. Of course, B/EZ music was never a favorite among baby boomers and younger, and by the 1980s, they started to disappear. Today, only a miniscule amount of B/EZ stations are left on both terrestrial and digital radios. In 2015, SiriusXM dropped their B/EZ station, Escape and believe it or not, there was so much outcry that one of the last-remaining terrestrial B/EZ broadcasters left in America, Prescott, AZ's KAHM 102.1 had to start charging people to listen to the station online. Only a few months later, Escape returned to SiriusXM's radios. 

To me, rock isn't dead at all. It's just that people would rather listen to it digitally and go to concerts. Hell, I haven't bought a physical album in years. Why buy the album online when one can listen online on some quasi-illegal source for free? Terrestrial radio? It's good if you want to hear a truncated version of Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name" segued into Def Leppard. 

Rock is alive. Period. It's simply evolving and needs to find its voice and some good stations to air it. Plus, there's major rock festivals, including the Upheaval Festival coming to Grand Rapids this Summer. The media - including Billboard - simply need to shut up about rock. The only problem it has is when people misunderstand it. Remember when Metallica didn't win the Best Metal Album Grammy and it went to Jethro Tull instead? Plus, the fact that when they present any hard rock or metal Grammys, it's a pre-show ceremony? The situation is, is that people think that Metallica and KoRn are in the same camp as Ed Sheeran and in the case of the most-recent MTV VMAs, John Mayer, an artist whose fanbase includes my 60-something year-old aunt who's a Jehovah's Witness worshiper. 

So in 2022, I hope rock will come back in some way, shape or form. As long as people get their COVID shots and social distance, we'll be just fine and so will rock. But, the apocalypse will come if some rock award will go to the modern equivalent to Mantovani.

As Ozzy once said, "You can't kill rock 'n' roll, it's here to stay".

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Saturday, January 1, 2022

2021 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR!

WELCOME TO THE 2021 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR!

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Since 1999, we've handed the Bee-otch of the Year to the biggest idiot or idiots who simply make our lives miserable.

We used to have a system where we did Bee-otch of the Day daily and Bee-otch of the Week weekly. Now that my schedule's changed vastly, I only do Bee-otch of the Day when I can.

So, we've decided to do BOTY based on which articles created the most buzz. Without any adieu, here's the Top Three:



3rd Place: Marlena Pavlos-Hackney
When the State of Michigan ordered all non-essential businesses - such as restaurants - to close, Marlena, a Polish immigrant decided to keep her bistro opened in Holland, MI open. She tried to defy the orders and was thrown in jail for them. When she stood in front of Judge Rosemarie Aquilina, the same judge who sentenced Larry Nassar to 175 years in prison for sex abuse, she refused to even take the oath. The Judge then told Pavlos-Hackney that her courtroom wasn't Burger King and she couldn't have it her way. Since then, Marlena's Bistro has reopened and has been a symbol of stupidity for the so-called "patriots" in the Holland area.



2nd Place: Ellen DeGeneres
Earlier this year, the unfunny comic whose catchphrase was "be kind to one another" announced that she was quitting her TV show. In recent years, DeGeneres was criticized for being friends to elitists who aren't pals with the LGBTQ+ community and the fact that she created a toxic atmosphere in regards to her show. Since news of her problems arose, her ratings had deflated. It's proof that just because you're gay that people HAVE to laugh at you.

AND THE BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR FOR 2021 IS....


DRUMPF!

By all means, 2021 wasn't his year and it should have stayed that way. He lost the 2020 elections and his idiot supporters didn't know a damn thing about sportsmanship. The January 6th Insurrection virtually cemented Drumpf's position for BOTY. And the sad thing is that while his village idiots are now crying "Let's Go Brandon!", Biden is working hard to disassemble the shit he started. Now, he has Joe Manchin to deal with....

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Sunday, December 19, 2021

Bee-otch of the Day: the Broadcasting industry







Name: the broadcast industry
Age: ageless
Occupation: supposed entertainers and informers of the general public
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: still putting people last
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The 1990s were a dark age for rock fans in northern Michigan. 

Castle Farms in Charlevoix shuttered, forcing people to drive hundreds of miles to see their favorite acts. Even worse, WKLT was the de facto rock station up north. Instead of allowing locals to hear the bands of the time, they had to play their daily quota of "Juke Box Hero".

Then, in 1998, somebody actually stepped up and gave KLT real competition. A Chicago firm called Calibre Communications announced that they were buying Del Reynolds' group of stations. They reformatted Del's classic rock stations - collectively known as WGFM - into The Bear. Since Reynolds was WGFM's morning man, he stepped aside and they newly-minted stations brought in the syndicated Bob and Tom Show.

Calibre knew that people were sick of classic rock, too. So, they flipped Reynolds' underperforming smooth jazz "Coast FM" stations to The Zone, Northern Michigan's Modern Rock. The good news was that finally, rock fans didn't have to sit through moldy oldies to hear new music. However, The Zone was just another soccer mom station. David Gariano, Calibre's president told the Traverse City Record-Eagle that northern Michigan simply wasn't a hard rock or metal market. For two years, The Zone was one of northern Michigan's lowest-rated FM stations.

Then, their new program director, Kimberly Fox, proved Gariano wrong.

When Calibre's buyout of Reynolds fell through, some of its backers formed Northern Star Broadcasting. With Fox at the helm of The Zone, obscure and forgettable beer break rock from no-namers like Sinead Lohan and Susan Tedeschi were out and bands that were ignored by KLT and the rest of northern Michigan radio were in.

With a playlist infused with a musical Jagerbomb, The Zone started whipping KLT's pitiful ass. Even KLT themselves started throwing their long-ignored Gen-Xer audience a bone by spinning bands like Disturbed, Nine Inch Nails and a few others. Of course, you had to sit through "Carry On Wayward Son" to get to "Because I Got High" by the great 2000s one-hit-wonder Afroman.

Boy, have times changed. The Zone begat to Rock 105 and 95-5 and KLT is almost 100% classic rock. Not to mention that both stations have had their ups and downs. It's typical of the radio world and in life itself. These days, KLT is almost at the top of the northern Michigan radio rat race. In the most-recent Nielsen ratings book, KLT was *almost* #1, only losing to Rock 105's country sister, Big Country 102.9 10.6 to 10.2.

Rock 105, however, is in a tough spot.

The active rocker was tied in 10th place with a dismal 1.9 with piss-powered adult hits 104.5 Bob FM. The station has been in a ratings free fall since longtime afternoon jock and Programming Director Nate "Smitty" Smith left the station a few years ago.

For years, fans of Rock 105 and The Zone have fought tooth and nail to support the station. Before it flipped to Rock 105, The Zone lost 94.5 in the Straits area, claiming that there were no ad dollars to support the station. It flipped to hot AC as "Star 94.5" to zero fanfare. When the switch to what was then called Real Rock 105 & 95-5 was made, fans were happy. However, musically, the station was a mixed bag of some new rock and a lot of butt rock already heard on KLT and The Bear, which took over the 94.5 spot. Eventually, the butt rock disappeared.

But then on April Fool's Day 2014, Traverse City listeners were pissed when 95.5 flipped to sleepy easy listening music as "Easy 95-5". Once one got south of TC, Fans of active rock were stuck with KLT or The Bear. Of course, It took owner Del Reynolds' wife to have a stroke to force him to sell his stations to a couple of former Greater Media Detroit execs and put rock back on 95.5. 

And yes, the bullshit a troll from KLT pulled that damn near killed Smitty's radio career. Of course, Black Diamond convinced advertisers that Smitty was the innocent one, so all was well. 

So, the question is, why in the hell is KLT scoring double digits while Rock 105 is doing so pitifully? Musically, Rock 105 - IMHO - is sounding great! Better than WGRD here in Grand Rapids, which plays too much stale shit that belongs on WLAV. Granted, KLT has a live and local morning show with Omelette, who attracts a lot of popular celebs - local and nationwide - on his show. Governor Whitmer is a frequent guest, and was on the show the day she was heckled by a loser who opposed her COVID-19 policies. 

Rock 105? Well, they have a 400-pound jerk who once aired a fake political ad blasting former Governor Jennifer Granholm for Michigan's economic woes in the 2000s, even though the fault was really BusHitler and his fake wars and tax cuts for the wealthy, which landed this country in the economic breakdown of 2008. Of course, I'm still not over the fact that he photoshopped a photo of himself peeing on 106 KHQ's promo vehicle, I posted it on a media-based internet message board and some jerk claimed that I was the one responsible for it. Ummmm, I posted it STRAIGHT from his MySpace page. Gee, ever hear of finding the page source? But since one of his then-co-workers was the aforementioned KLT troll, who has several handles on said board and now has no real job, well, there you go.

Oh, and said Rock 105 morning host is now based in Green Bay, WI where he handles afternoons on CHR WIXX as "Fife". Allegedly, he now pre-records his show for NoMi the night before. 

Voicetracked the night before from Packerland or live and local should be a no-brainer. But then again, I have SiriusXM on both my phone and vehicle. But, here's something to think about: is Nielsen telling the truth?

Big Country 102.9 is a station whose signal is scratchy in the Grand Traverse region. As a matter of fact, its city-grade signal fades south of Elk Rapids. Its transmitter is located north of Harbor Springs. Now, true, WTCM-FM - which fell to third place - has lost some listeners when Midwestern flipped 93.5 in the Petoskey region to a WKLT simulcast. But a 10.6? Something's fishy. 

Now, it's true that Nielsen and its predecessor Arbitron had issues when an employee at then-AC 106.7 WSRT sent in fake diaries to them, affecting their ratings. He was caught and fired while WSRT made a few format flips and fell silent when Northern Broadcast - which also owned KLT and The Fox - went belly-up. As for WSRT, MacDonald-Garber Broadcasting bought the station and is now Star Country 106.7, playing mostly country from the 90s and 00s. 

The good news is that 106.7 is back with a format that will definitely work for the Straits region. However, it will tack off a few points from Big Country and will give KLT an advantage when the next book comes out in early 2022. Or, was it all a flaw? 

Of course, anything can happen. With Smitty gone (again), The Bear's numbers could tank, new Traverse City signal and all. 106 KHQ's morning show also quit recently. At least Rock 105 is taking a shot at KLT by now calling themselves "The REAL Rock Station" as opposed to KLT's slogan, minus the word "Real".

Meanwhile, up north, viewers of co-owned NBC WPBN-TV 7&4 and WGTU ABC 29&8 recently noticed that the two stations had been looking like shit as of late. Commercials aren't being run, newscasts have been abbreviated and syndicated fare like Wheel of Fortune and Dr. Phil were being pre-empted for programming by the TBD Network. 

The reason was because the two stations' parent, Sinclair Broadcast Group had a major ransomware attack at their headquarters in Maryland a few months ago. Apparently, it encrypted a lot of their files, causing their stations to not air commercials, station IDs and syndicated programs. 

Here in west Michigan, Sinclair O&O CBS affiliate WWMT-3 seems to be back to normal. Other Sinclair stations haven't been so lucky. It's been reported that other Sinclair properties were also having similar issues.

WPBN's evening newscast had multiple glitches, such as the screen being off-center, an on-screen volume control on the screen and a frame that was on at the beginning of a commercial asking if they should proceed. Obviously, 7&4 was being run off of what appears to be a make-shift system.

Sinclair had been mum on what might have caused the issue, though many think that it's simple karma for making their stations a right-winged mouthpiece. They force them to air features like the Terrorism Alert Desk, which bashes brown-skinned people. They air commentary from Boris Epshteyn, a Russian-born attorney who spews right-winged horseshit. And so on.

Thankfully, Sinclair is hurting. The company is BILLIONS in debt because of many factors, such as their botched buyout of Tribune, which ended up with Nexstar. Remember when it was rumored that they wanted to transform WGN America into a news channel anchored by has-been Bill O'Reilly? Thankfully, Nexstar transformed that channel - which hadn't been relevant since the days of Bozo The Clown and when Empire Carpet was strictly a Chicago company - into NewsNation, which supposedly presents news sans bias. 

Of course, Sinclair also spent a pretty penny on Fox's regional sports networks, which they renamed Bally Sports after the chain of casinos. It's almost funny that they co-own Bally Sports with a company headed by comedian-turned-media mogul Byron Allen, who labels himself a "strong Democrat". Even he too is buying up TV stations left and right, such as Flint ABC stalwart WJRT-12.

Watching Sinclair's TV stations turn to shit is like watching a Detroit Lions game. I'll betcha the folks at 9&10 in Cadillac are having a field day. Unlike 7&4 and 29&8, they're locally-owned. However, 9&10 is far from perfect. After all, one reason why I started this blog in 1999 was because 9&10 dropped Howard Stern's already-doomed Saturday night TV show for NRA infomercials. In 2006, they yanked a CBS 9/11 documentary claiming that it contained too much profanity. However, CBS aired the documentary commercial-free and it was an election year. With Dick DeVos buying up ad time left and right, they simply wanted to sell their soul to someone who was worth billions and ended up losing the gubernatorial election as it was. Not to mention that 9&10 has been accused of airing paid spots as news stories in the past, an FCC no-no.

Tragically, northern Michigan is a tough spot when it comes to the media. Not only do you have four TV stations owned by two companies that have created fake companies to "own" their local sisters, but the radio dial has always been problematic. They, too, had turned their noses on Howard Stern, but most of the station owners in the area had at least one station airing Rush Limbaugh's hate-filled vitriol. Thankfully, only two of those radio groups - Midwestern Broadcasting (WTCM, WCCW, Z93, etc) and MacDonald-Garber (KHQ, Lite 96.3, Bob FM, etc) still exist. In Midwestern's case, speculation has it that the company could be sold to a bigger broadcaster in the coming years as company president Ross Biederman is now in his 80s and his stepson, Chris Warren is more of a bean counter than a broadcaster. In MacGar's case, Trish is training her sons to take over the ranch.

Recently, Midwestern fired longtime WATZ 99.3 Alpena jock Steve Wright after 32 years of service. His wife - also a WATZ staffer - was also terminated. Speculation has it that WATZ might be soon a simulcast of WTCM-FM, especially since former simulcast partner WRGZ 96.7 Rogers City is now simulcasting WKLT.

Since we made our first blog in 1999, the radio groups that have been put by the wayside included Northern Star Broadcasting (The Bear, The Zone, Big Country etc) which is now Black Diamond. I'm still amazed that Northern Broadcast (KLT, The Fox and ESPN Up North) went out of business when they ended up selling their properties one-by-one. Of course, karma hit them hard when they killed 106.7 The Peak for WSRT and Delilah, whose show sucks so bad that her own son killed himself. 

Here in Grand Rapids, the latest radio ratings book shows that B93 still rules with WCSG, WSNX and WOOD following. WGRD is in 5th place. Maybe it's time for them to shitcan the awful butt rock that needs to stay on LAV. The losers included Thunder 107.3 and of course, the former ESPN 96.1, now known as The Game, now at a .9. Sadly, they recently picked up the fat blowhard known as "Huge" Bill Simonson, who was on WBBL for 20 years. WBBL moved back to the AM with a weak FM translator not long ago, and apparently, the Big Fat Retard's owner, Marty Booher wanted a stronger affiliate in Grand Rapids. After all, he just lost WXYT-AM Detroit when they went to sports betting talk. When 96.1 had a local afternoon show, they beat the living shit out of Big Boy in the ratings.  

Also lacking ratings is 102.5 The Ride, now run by Tyrone Bynum. According to reliable sources, the station had WAY better ratings when it was Public Reality Radio. I shake my head knowing that Bob Goodrich simply gave Tyrone the keys to that station, especially since he already ran another station - 640 WMFN - into the ground. Why he continues to be on the radio is anyone's guess.

What's more depressing is the amount of good people LEAVING the Broadcasting biz. Here in Grand Rapids, we've lost too many good personalities as of late. WOOD-TV's Leon Hendrix now works for a hospital. Meteorologist Kyle Underwood - who came to WOOD-TV from Duluth's legendary WDIO - is now a financial advisor. Lynsey Mukhomel is now Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel's press secretary. Sportscaster Larry Figurski is going to work for an interior designer. Reporter Heather Walker recently moved to Miami to work for NBC O&O WTVJ. It goes on and on.

Here in west Michigan, the Big Four TV stations - Sinclair's WWMT-3 (CBS), Nexstar's WOOD-TV 8 (NBC), TEGNA's WZZM-13 (ABC) and Scripps' WXMI Fox 17 - have been bought and sold multiple times over only the past few years. Undoubtedly, management changes have hurt the reporters and anchors of the aforementioned stations to The point of simply quitting and moving to another business. And some of those folks - like Larry Figurski - have been in broadcasting since the 80s.

Tragically, some people who stay in the business for too long suck.

Not long ago, I mentioned that I know someone who works in retail and one of their customers is a well-known news anchor here in Grand Rapids. This anchor in particular was on vacation last year and SCREAMED at said person on the phone because of their overinflated ego. Well, this person *was* close to retiring, but changed their mind because of financial concerns. Sadly, I see too many egomaniacs in the broadcast business while the decent people wise up and move on. 

It's sad that I see people who have broadcast degrees quit and move on. But, that's what happens when the FCC allows fewer ownership limits. It used to be that if you lost your job, you could go across the street. Not anymore.

Even worse are the amount of egomaniacs running the airwaves. How many years has "Huge" Bill Simonson been on the air here in Grand Rapids? Like twenty? And how many listeners does he have? Maybe three? Oh, and I know their last names: DeVos, Loeks and Brann. 

Thankfully, some shitty DJs do get fired, and even shittier managers like Matt Hanlon, who ran WKLQ into the ground. One asshole that comes to mind reminds me of an old 1928 silent MGM flick called "The Crowd".

In this movie, a man lives the American Dream of being married, having two kids and working a good-paying job. Early on in the film, he and his wife ridicule a poor man dressed as a clown and wearing a sandwich board. As the film progresses, the man's daughter is killed in an accident, has a nervous breakdown at work and quits because of poor performance and his wife leaves him. As he walks to a bridge to commit suicide, his son follows him and tells him that he likes him. That gives the man enough strength to move on. So, he goes to an employment agency, and guess what his new job is? A man dressed as a clown with a sandwich board.

Earlier, I mentioned that Smitty once again quit his position as the morning man at The Bear and is now working as a bartender at a small bar in Traverse City. He also hosts several podcasts. Recently, he started a GoFundMe page where he tried to raise funds to go to Ireland. On his YouTube page, one of his former competitors decided to troll him by saying that he'll donate if he went the week after and stayed for two years.

Yes, the same douche who had a competing afternoon show and ripped off Smitty's material. The same douche who helped to get Smitty canned from Rock 105 by allegedly creating a fake audio file of him playing a song loaded with the word "cunt" and sending it to their advertisers. And allegedly, the same asshole who many years ago called me an "$8 per hour loser" on a popular Broadcasting message board. This, of course, coming from someone who has been fired from six different radio stations and Broadcasting firms. One of his former coworkers even told me that in between radio jobs, he worked as a pizza delivery man and a blackjack dealer. 

And who's the $8 per hour loser now? I'm sure it's not gonna help feed his three kids' mouths. Plus, I have to wonder how his wife - the president of the Chamber of Commerce in a town where if a woman sees a black guy walking down the street, she would switch her purse to the opposite shoulder - feels about her husband - 14 years her senior - can handle having to take care of a 60-year-old douchebag who sits around all day spewing shit on a Broadcasting message board. 

The more I think about this loser, the more I feel happy about myself. When I was first on my own nearly 20 years ago, it was just after 9/11 and I was given an ultimatum: stay up north and make chicken shit wages or move downstate and make something of myself. Moving to Grand Rapids turned out to be the right move. Yes, my first boss here was an asshole, but, this past decade has been loaded with wage increases and upgrading from a shitty apartment to a decent house in a good part of town. Aside from my mortgage, I'm debt-free. 

Yes, the first ten years at my job sucked. I spent more than I earned thinking that raises were around the corner. I was wrong. I was lied to, and I was the one who paid the price. But, guess what? I wasn't alone. I knew a lot of people older than I was being forced to move back in with their parents because they were in worse shape than I was. People with college degrees were making $8 per hour at Walmart because of downsizing and outsourcing. And yes, the bottom fell out in 2008 thanks to the severe income inequality that has long besmirched us all.

Today, I'm doing well. As a matter of fact, I have more money than my parents COMBINED. True, I'm still single. But, I see the advantages. Most women these days only want losers. Plus, do I want to bring a kid into this world with all the SHIT going on? It's worth noting that my cousin's son attends the same school system whose high school was shot up by a troubled 15-year-old. It's even more daunting that his parents are asshole Drumpf supporters who bought him the Sig Sauer gun and made virtually no attempts to stop him.

This world is turning to the one the movie "Idiocracy" predicted, albeit sooner. I don't think I would want my offspring to see that kind of travesty that I know will happen in the future. Today, we still have companies that pay their workers starvation wages and force them into working in haphazard conditions like the candle factory in Kentucky that got blasted away by a tornado. I shook my head when Michael Strahan got to go to space thanks to Jeff Bezos just hours after six people were killed inside one of his fulfillment centers due to a tornado. 

Folks, this is why I don't trust a lot of baby boomers. In 1980, they voted to bust the unions. They voted to give the wealthy a tax break. They voted to stop raising the minimum wage. They voted to reduce freedom of speech in broadcasting and to create more monopolies. 

And this asshole allegedly called me an "$8 an hour loser"?

Look, I've never been fired from a job. Douchnozzle's been canned from six different stations because of his overinflated ego. My bosses love me because they know I bust my balls hard enough to deserve their trust and respect. This is why I'm successful while he-who-shalt-not-be-mentioned is a fucking has-been. 

Seriously, the one thing I'll never understand is the fact that people will cover up for the shit he's done. I've had two people telling me to call them so they can lie to me about his shenanigans. On the message board he frequents, one person defended him by saying that he's done "wonderful things for his community". The same asshole who ran The Bear into the ground by thinking that A Flock of Seagulls and Depeche Mode would work on a classic rock station. He was fired and now works at a country station in Shitstain, Indiana. The reality is, is that some in the broadcast business do post on there. But, they're usually the bottom feeders who work in tiny markets. Honestly, I think most big-league broadcasters have better things to do than to wear a tinfoil hat and post vitriol on a message board.

Smitty deserved better. He's seved this country in the military and gave Rock 105 some of its best ratings. For this loser to step out of his hole and lie to advertisers about what he does on the air was severely unprofessional of him. I hope to God that he's never heard on the air ever again. Instead of being a bully, he needs to be a man and support his wife and kids.

In the end, HE'S the one who needs to shut up.


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Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Bee-otch of the Day: Pat Robertson

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Name: Pat Robertson
Age: 91
Occupation: former televangelist
Last Seen: Virginia Beach, VA
Bee-otched For: being on the air for too long
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End of an era? More like end of an error.

After 55 years, 91-year-old Pat Robertson has retired as the main host of the daily hour-long preach-fest The 700 Club. He made the official announcement on the 60th anniversary of the founding of his non-profit, the Christian Broadcasting Network.

Robertson's son Gordon is now co-hosting the show with Miss America 1973, Terry Meeusen.

The roots of the program go back to 1961 when Robertson, the son of a wealthy Senator purchased a silent TV station in Virginia. The station was rebranded as WYAH, for Yahweh, the Hebrew name for God. Since the station was at channel 27 during a time when most TV sets didn't go up past channel 13, WYAH had trouble staying on the air. So in 1966, Robertson told his audience that if 700 people could chip in $10 per month, it would keep the station afloat. He got his wish, and soon, Pat was building and buying stations in Boston, Atlanta and Dallas.

However in 1977, Robertson started up what would be his bread and butter: the CBN Channel. Years later, it would become The Family Channel. Robertson sold off his TV stations to help finance his cable network. Also in 1977, Robertson started CBN University which became Regent University in 1990.

However, Robertson got wealthy thanks to a barely legal deal with John Malone, the wealthy cable TV magnate who damn near killed the career of Guns 'N Roses. Not only that, he owns the Atlanta Braves, which is why I'm rooting for the Houston Astros to win the World Series. Anyway, they created International Family Entertainment, whose assets included The Family Channel, the Ice Capades and MTM Enterprises. Yes, dare I say it, Pat Robertson once owned The Mary Tyler Moore Show

In 1998, Robertson sold IFE to News Corporation for $1.5 billion. The deal included The Family Channel, which became Fox Family. After only three years, Fox sold it to Disney for $2.9 billion, including $2.3 billion in debt. The channel was rebranded as ABC Family and was rebranded again as Freeform in 2016. The channel is aimed at young adults 14-34. However, it's not their focus 24 hours per day because of an edict Robertson whipped up when he sold The Family Channel in 1998. 

That stipulation? No matter what name it is, that channel formerly CBN MUST air The 700 Club and other CBN-produced programs against their will. When Freeform was forced to air one of Patty's beg-a-thons several years ago, they posted on Facebook that they wished they'd looked at the contract before signing it. The network airs humorous bumpers before and after the show with phrases like "Freeform is not responsible for what's about to appear on your screen. We're very sorry anyway" and "Soooo, that happened. Welcome back to Freeform" afterward.

The sad truth is that The 700 Club doesn't just air on Freeform, but many TV stations around the globe. Here in Michigan, two secular TV stations - northern Michigan Fox outlet WFQX and Detroit's WMYD - air the show. Up north, WGTU ABC 29 & 8 once aired it until about 15 years ago. As a matter of fact, one former owner of WGTU was Tim Robertson, Pat's son. For years, the Traverse City ABC affiliate was forced to pre-empt everything from NBA games to golf to air the yearly 700 Club begathon every January. While packing boxes, I found an old newspaper article from the Traverse City Record-Eagle where a reporter talked to a manager at WGTU about them pre-empting a golf tournament for a 700 Club begathon. His response was that they had a tough contract with Robertson and there would be major consequences if they went with the rest of the ABC network and aired golf instead. Since northern Michigan is a haven for golfers, many complained to both the Record-Eagle and the station in disgust.

WGTU started airing The 700 Club in 1988, replacing another fraudulent religious gabfest: The PTL Club, which the station started airing in the 1970s. When the Bakkers were embroiled in scandal, the station flipped to The 700 Club, especially since Robertson was running for president at the time. Over the years, Robertson's practices have come into question, especially the fact that his - and other religious shows - rely on preaching the prosperity gospel. His show is noted for its stories of people who felt godless until they gave their last penny to CBN, then BOOM! They're wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. 

Folks, I once knew a family that lived in a shitty trailer on a backwoods dirt road in rural northern Michigan. Their property was an eyesore because they had another trailer in their backyard with its roof caved in. One reason I couldn't stand them was because they were Pentecostal and went to a shitty little church loaded with poor, white trash tongue talkers. And guess what I saw on their kitchen table one day? An envelope from The 700 Club. You know, if they were smart (which they weren't, especially since the man of the house couldn't drive due to having too many DUIs), they would have set that money they were giving to Pat aside and use it to clean up their property and buy a real house!! DUH!

Sadly, white trash make up a giant bulk of Robertson's audience. I have an uncle who also lives in a trailer and wastes his life watching crooked televangelists. One time, he gave me a cheap-ass statue of Jesus that he got from giving $25 to TBN. I tried to tell him about TBN and their scandals, everything from the fact that one male employee was fired for not having sex with founder Paul Crouch and that Crouch paid him $400,000 after he threatened to sue. Or the fact that the Crouches lived in luxurious mansions, flew in $60 million jets and even had a house for their dogs. Or even the worst of all, the Crouches refused to have the asshole who raped their 13-year-old granddaughter charged because they didn't want to sit in a courtroom. After Paul and Jan Crouch died several years ago, a court ordered TBN to pay the granddaughter, Carra Crouch $2 million. 

It's no secret that the world is LOADED with stupid people and televangelists love to brainwash them for a few dollars. It's the oldest trick in the book: spew out Bible verses and watch the money roll in. It's always the sign of a feeble mind: give money to a televangelist who thinks that Jebus will bless you if you give more and more. 

For more than six decades, that was Pat Robertson. He was a monster who preyed on the meek by claiming that if you're not white, straight or male, you're going to hell. Years ago during a break on Larry King Live, he referred to gays as "homos". He made a bullshit claim on his show that those with HIV in San Francisco spread the disease by wearing a special needle on their fingers to shake hands with one another. Just after 9/11, he and fellow bullshitter Jerry Falwell decided to be insensitive and blamed the attacks on everybody from the LGBTQ community, feminists, liberals and so on.

Of course, we can go on and on. Simply put, Pat Robertson won't be missed, and The 700 Club will keep going on to entertain the morons who actually watch that garbage and think that it's gospel. At the end of the day, I highly doubt that because one gives up their fortune - big or small - to CBN that they'll get into heaven quickly. Honestly, there's atheists who are better humans than Pat. It's too bad he's still alive, $100 million fortune, diamond mines and all.

As one once put it, "COME ON, GRIM REAPER!"


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Thursday, October 7, 2021

Bee-otch of the Day: Greg Abbott

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Name: Greg Abbott
Age: 63
Occupation: governor
Last Seen: Austin
Bee-otched For: being owned by a judge
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Ann Richards, if only you were still with us.

Recently, the state of Texas passed one of the strongest anti-abortion laws in America. Once a fetus has a heartbeat detected, it can not be aborted in the Lone Star State.

Even worse, the ultra-right-leaning Supreme Court allowed Texas to follow through with their absurd law, which bans abortions after six weeks. For most women, it means that the second she learns she's pregnant, she's fucked. 

Many groups have obviously put Texas, Abbott and the Supreme Court on blast, especially President Biden, who called the state's decision an "unprecedented assault on a woman’s constitutional rights". 

Of course, we live in a society where the right refutes science and when they get elected, we all pay the price. Because of this, we have the highest COVID-19 rate in the world and morons who think that livestock vaccine is a cure-all. Now, thanks to assholes like Greg Abbott, the world will be loaded with more unwanted, unplanned children who all will have a lousy life.

To be quite honest, I have more love for women who abort their mistakes than give birth to them. One of the most tragic problems on this Earth are the amount of women who date total losers. They don't practice birth control and their boyfriends don't wear condoms. Yep! They end up giving the world another unwanted loser who at the end of the day ends up being raised by others.

Case in point: my cousin's half-sister. In the late 80s, my uncle knocked up a young woman and she gave birth to a son. As a matter of fact, we didn't even know of his existence until he was six months old. Now, my uncle has always been kind of a jerk. He drinks heavily, has never had a steady job and relies on others - including me one time - financially. Well, she ended up hooking up with another man. However, he was WORSE than my uncle. He was pure white trash and tried to kill my cousin's mother. Even worse, she had a kid with this asshole. Because he was the sole cousin of mine who lived near me, I had to endure him and his half-sister throughout my teens. Granted, I was never a little kid person, especially as a teen. Thankfully, my cousin grew up and is doing quite well. 

However, his half-sister is a completely different story. 

I met her again for the first time in years some time ago and though she seemed nice, her Facebook page was a different story. She posted that she wished someone would assassinate President Obama. REALLY?!? Granted, her father was an asshole, but shit like this only makes her just as bad. It only made me want to kick her ass hard as a little girl for being an annoying little shit. 

Of course, the right will also cry that adoption is a great alternative to abortion. OK, so how many children are rotting away in orphanages and foster care? How about those who were raised by the system and then kicked out at 18? Some are lucky, some aren't. Hell, I grew up with an adopted boy who was a total asshole. He had the unfortunate honor of being the first person in my graduating class to have passed away. And guess where he died? In jail for stealing a gun. And guess how he died? The jail gave him the wrong medication for his mental problems. 

You see, the world is LOADED with too many unwanted humans and their mothers are to blame for getting knocked up by losers. Being the son of a divorced father, he not only made me babysit my cousin and his murderous half-sister, but he made me babysit the children of a bitch who burned down her boyfriend's home years later. 

Oh, and one of her babydaddys was a douchebag DJ from WKLT. Go figure. 

Granted, there are successful children of single mothers, like the aforementioned Obama and adoptees like former President Clinton. Funny I mention Clinton because it was his wife Hillary who wrote "It Takes A Village to Raise A Child". Well, it depends on the situation. If your little punk harasses me and you do nothing about it, I might do something to it that you might not like. The world needs good parents and not assholes like the parents of little Caleb from that King of the Hill episode. 

The good news is that people are telling Abbott and his fellow pro-lifers to shut up. A judge just ruled that the law is unconstitutional. Texas judge Robert Pittman - an Obama appointee - made the ruling. 

Folks, this is what Repukes want: TO RULE WOMEN. Pregnant? Sucks to be you. God forced that loser to put his cock in you because you're a slut. This is why I'm so proud that my governor is a Democratic woman. The earth doesn't need more kids who don't deserve to be born. But since Repukes don't listen to science and people in Texas are dumbasses, we get Greg Abbott. 

Will someone please kidnap him and toss him into the woods?

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Tuesday, October 5, 2021

9.14.21 Bee-otches of the Day: non-vaxxers

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Names: various
Ages: various
Occupations: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: ignoring the facts about COVID-19
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Welcome to America, where we can't have nice things because of stupid people. 

We can't have single-payer universal healthcare because of the lie that it will raise taxes for everyone. In fact, countries that have it have lower healthcare costs than we do.

There's long lines at fast food restaurants because even though they rake in billions of dollars yearly, they don't pay their employees a living wage. Nobody wants to work there, so some have resorted to hiring 14-year-olds.

Now, it's the pure heartbreak that we are all afraid of: the pandemic ain't over. Over the summer, the delta variant reared its ugly spikes and infected many more people worldwide, especially those who think that the vaccines are all bunk.

Currently, 25% of all Americans have not had at least one shot of COVID-19 vaccine. Hospitals are crammed with COVID patients again and some people are now missing out on critical life-saving surgeries because ICUs are loaded with morons who are too fucking dumb to get their free shot.

Yes, these retards' definition of "following the science" involves listening to some ultra-right-leaning talk prick who ends up getting COVID-19 themselves or some conspiracy theory site. It's pathetic that Julian Assange is now hiding in another country for telling the truth and yet, we have these dopes in tinfoil hats bitch about unproven lies on Facebook. 

Of course, Facebook went down on October 4th for six hours and some thought that the world was coming to an end. It didn't end. True, Facebook is fun for many, but it's a source of misinformation for those who think that the sky is falling.

It used to be that we had a fair and balanced media. Of course, that ended when Reagan eliminated the Fairness Doctrine in 1987 and Clinton made things worse with the Telecommunications Act of 1996. Yes, you can't say fuck on the radio and Kacey Musgraves couldn't move her guitar on SNL. But, some redneck asshole can get behind the mic and utter lies about vaccines. 

Look, we got rid of it all: polio, whooping cough, chicken pox, you name it. Why? Vaccines. However, some yokel decades ago started crying that vaccines actually kill. And because of this misinformation, we have those who listen to Dr. Jenny McCarthy vs. real doctors who know what the hell they're doing.

Funny story: last Summer, my cousin and I were at a concert when we started talking about a convo he had with another one of my cousins. She's anti-vaxx and sourced some weirdo bitch. Well, my cousin googled this bitch's name and it turns out that she was arrested at the insurrection! 

Even worse, this cousin of mine is one of those "Jesus will protect me!" types. Well, guess what? I fondly remember a woman who had cancer and died because she refused treatment. Instead, she was constantly giving money to fake televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who preaches against cancer treatment and even preached to unvaccinated and unmasked crowds. Tragically, people need to know that fake prophets like Copeland are DANGEROUS and using Jesus to take money from people is the most-inhumane thing possible.

Folks, we gotta stop the madness. COVID-19 is DEADLY and people need to take their damn vaccine, period. Knock it off with the lies. COVID-19 is REAL and already, I personally knew someone who died from the disease. 

People, please, stop the insanity (whatever happened to Susan Powter, anyway?)!


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Thursday, September 30, 2021

9.30.21 Hero of the Day: Norm Macdonald

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A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!



Name: Norm Macdonald
Age: was 61
Occupation: comedian
Last Seen: up there
Awarded For: being one of the funniest men alive... ever
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The world is seemingly less funny these days.

Comedy has always been like a balancing act on a thin string. Sometimes, one succeeds and sometimes, you fall flat on your ass. These days, the jokes one may tell may make one laugh in agony. However, some will cry that they offend. 

Look at "Blazing Saddles". Back in 1974, it broke many barriers. Today, a film like it could never be made. In an age where most movies released it seems are all reboots of superhero franchises and whatever ride is at Disneyland, there isn't much room for laughter. 

But as we all know, bad things come in threes. Jim Breuer is now a grade A asshole for not wanting to play venues that require COVID-19 vaccinations, Jay Leno has once again weasel his way back to television with a shitty reboot of Groucho Marx's You Bet Your Life and now, we've lost Norm Macdonald.

Born and raised by schoolteachers in Quebec City, Macdonald rose to fame in the 80s appearing at comedy clubs all throughout Canada. In 1990, he made his TV debut on an episode of Star Search. It led him to a career in writing for sitcoms like Roseanne. However, he got his big break in 1993 when he was hired to be a new cast member of Saturday Night Live. A year later, he was hired to take over Weekend Update from Kevin Nealon, who left a year later. 

Macdonald also was known for his countless impersonations, including former presidential candidate Bob Dole, Larry King and Burt Reynolds on the Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches.

However, his tenure on SNL was not without controversy. In 1998, he was fired from WU not by SNL producer Lorne Michaels, but rather NBC West Coast president Don Ohlmeyer. Ohlmeyer claimed that Macdonald simply wasn't funny and that his ratings during the segment were abhorrent. However, it was revealed that Ohlmeyer was angry at Macdonald for his constant jokes against his friend, former football player and murder suspect O.J. Simpson. After his WU release, Macdonald appeared on The Howard Stern Show where he revealed that Ohlmeyer threw a party for the jurors at the Simpson trial as a thank you for keeping him free. Needless to say, there was plenty of backlash for Macdonald's firing. SNL's ratings plummeted, and competition from Fox's MadTV the syndicated Howard Stern Radio Show on Saturday nights gave that program a message.

But in the long run, Macdonald won over Ohlmeyer. Eventually, he left NBC and returned to ABC to helm Monday Night Football. However, he made the mistake of hiring Dennis Miller and ratings fell. Recently, it was revealed that Ohlmeyer tried to force Conan O'Brien to not book Macdonald on his show. However, Conan won that argument.

Thankfully, losing SNL wasn't the end of the world for Norm. He had movies ("Dirty Work", "Duece Bigalow: Male Gigalo" and "Billy Madison"), TV shows (The Norm ShowMike Tyson Mysteries and The Middle) and even a podcast. His stand-up act packed theaters and he was a frequent guest on many talk shows.

However, he had one secret: cancer.

When he died on September 14, most people didn't know that he had the disease. Maybe he didn't want sympathy while he was battling it. He just wanted people to laugh at his jokes out of the fact that he was funny and not out of sympathy. Yes, his death came as a shock. But, we'll always have the happy flashbacks of the great characters he gave us. 

Thanks, Norm. We'd to you to say hi to Mr. Ohlmeyer for us, but I don't think you're anywhere near him now.

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