Age: 41
Occupation: Republican candidate for Delaware senator
Last Seen: Wilmington, DE
Bee-otched For: putting her hand on politics
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I think that judging by the photo above, it was the moment Ms. O'Donnell was losing her virginity.
While we were AWOL all last week, citizens in the state of Delaware voted in a teabagger to win the state's Republican candidacy for senator. She's running against Democrat Chris Coons, who is currently the County Executive of New Castle County.
The election for senator in Delaware is because Ted - the current junior senator - was appointed after Joe Biden was elected as Vice President. In the Republican primary, O'Donnell defeated Mike Castle, a former governor of Delaware and current US House member. Many felt that Castle would be a great candidate against Coons....
....But then came the Tea Party.
With strong backing from the far-right organization, O'Donnell defeated the proven Castle 53.1% to Castle's 46.9%. Many in the Tea Party claimed that Castle was too moderate while the unmarried and kid-less O'Donnell stands for wholesome family values.
In her early 20's, O'Donnell worked for anti-porn lobbyists Enough is Enough and the anti-abortion group Concerned Women for America, serving as spokesperson. In 1996, O'Donnell founded Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth (SALT), a group that promotes chastity amongst unmarried couples. It was O'Donnell who appeared in an MTV Sex in the 90's special talking about her stance against masturbation, claiming that it promotes lust, which is preached against in the Bible.
O'Donnell also appeared on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher 22 times throughout its run; however, Maher recently brought up a clip of O'Donnell telling the audience that she once dabbled in witchcraft and even dated a Satanist.
However, it looks like the Good Lord's unable to help her with her finances. In 2008, she defaulted on a loan to her Wilmington home, which ended up being sold at a sheriff's auction to her then-boyfriend. She's also had problems with the IRS and due to her financial problems she ended up living in a townhouse that was paid for with campaign funds. The Federal Election Commission has cited her for misusing funds that were supposed to be earmarked for her campaign.
Now, she's running to take Joe Biden's seat. But the truth hurts. Right now, many polls in the state show Coons in front of O'Donnell; CNN has him with 55% and her with 29% of the vote.
I think if there's anything that will kill the Republicans this election, it'll be Sarah Palin and the Teabaggers. IMHO, the Republicans have a choice of being more moderate in line with the rest of America or being the far-right scumbag who would rather fight to shut down the neighborhood strip club over creating jobs. Already, the Repukes have plans to kill President Obama's stimulus package that's creating jobs and fixing the nation's roads.
Folks, Christine O'Donnell is nothing more than a Jebus freak fuck-up that makes me happier to support the local strip club over the church. Sorry, but this country needs to continue its recovery efforts over worrying. Let's elect leaders who are proven and will help get the job done, but people who'll only benefit the wealthy.
As for 'ol Christine, maybe she'll need to get in touch with Jesus. All she needs to do is find that damned g-spot first.
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