Bee-otch of the Day: March 2018

Friday, March 30, 2018

3.31.18 Weekend Mix

Foster the People - Sit Next to Me (Stereotypes remix)
Chris Lake f/Alexis Roberts - Turn Off The Lgihts
Fisher - Crowd Control
KEELD - Qun
Mihalis Safras & Green Velvet - Shmash
Sted-E & Hybrid Heights & Lizzie Curious - Light a Spark
Valentino Khan - Lick It
Freaks n Beatz - Back to the Rhythm
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony (Mike Rish remix)
a-ha - Take On Me (HBz Bounce remix)
Breathe Carolina x Delayers - Long Live House Music
Dubvision & Raiden - Keep My Light On
Max Vangeli x Drop Department - Ground Shake
Sonny Banks - Wendigo

Fedde Le Grand - Bump 'N Shake (Monsta)

Getter - Colorblind

Luca Rezza - Badman

Andrew Rayel F/Lola Blanc - Horizon

Diplo f/DRAM - Look Back

ATLiens - Invasion

Borgore X Svdden Death - Svddengore

Just A Gent - 404

Black Tiger Sex Machine & Sullivan King - Madness

Dubloadz - Pepper

HEKLER - Basic Bass Tune

Trollphace - Make It Bounce f/Harvey J

Crankdat - Reasons to Run

Lit Lords - Creed

Bellorum & Aazar - Back Home

BLOQSHOT - Inside

SUB-Human - Neck Snap

Thursday, March 29, 2018

3.29.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Laura Ingraham

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Bee-otch of the Day honors are awarded Monday through Thursday, Bee-otch of the Week is awarded Friday on Chuck69.com.

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Name: Laura Ingraham
Age: 54
Occupation: talk radio/TV bitch
Last Seen: New York, NY
Bee-otched For: bullying a school shooting survivor

---And you wonder why I don't allow Fox News Channel in my home.

Since an armed gunman came into their school and opened fire, the students at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School have been a target for the right wing loons because of their beliefs on gun violence.

One of the most-bullied has been David Hogg, one of the founders of Never Again MSD and one of the organizers for the Marches for Our Lives last weekend. The 17-year-old was even the subject of a disgusting comic from racist and homophobic cartoonist Glenn McCoy. (McCoy, BTW was also one of the creators of the annoying Minions characters.)

Now, Hogg has been bullied again. This time from Fox News's very own Laura Ingraham.

The TV pundit poked fun at Hogg because of a Twitter post that he made about not being accepted at UCLA. In her tweet, Ingraham complained that Hogg "whined" about being rejected by four colleges.

So, what does Hogg - who has a 4.0 GPA - do? He lists all of Ingraham's sponsors. Since that tweet was made, five advertisers have pulled their spots from her Fox News show: Wayfair (god is that jingle annoying), Nestle (weird, since they're the company whose CEO claimed that water is not a human right), TripAdvisor, Nutrish (the dog food company owned by Rachael Ray) and Expedia.

Since the companies pulled their spots, Ingraham has apologized to Hogg and even invited him to appear on her show. "On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week (bear in mind that Ingraham is Catholic), I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland." However, Hogg is not accepting Ingraham's apology, stating that she only apologized after his group went after her advertisers.

Last month, Ingraham received similar criticism when she attacked NBA star LeBron James for talking politics in an interview with ESPN. She stated that the Cleveland Cavaliers forward should "shut up and dribble".

Ya know folks, I know for a fact that Laura Ingraham was a breast cancer survivor. Funny, since my aunt is battling brain cancer. My aunt is a saint. She raised a son and a daughter on her own and was a registered nurse at the Grand Rapids Home For Veterans for many years. In 2002, I was hired by a company in Grand Rapids and she had the only place in town I could stay at. ON A WHIM, she let me stay at her place, despite her living in a small, two bedroom apartment. Thankfully, I had an air mattress. When her daughter had major financial problems, she allowed her and her two kids to stay with her. When I had some cash issues a few years ago, she gave me $50. So on and so on. Now, she's only 60 years old and is now in a nursing home in the Detroit area, all frail from the many rounds of chemo and radiation she's taken to fight her cancer.

And yet, we still have a mean, ill-spirited cunt like Laura Ingraham.

I don't wish cancer on anybody, but I wish that she died from her disease. The reason is because she is a disease in real life. Anybody who picks on victims like David Hogg don't deserve anything in life, but that's how society works, sadly. You act mean to people and you get a TV and radio show that panders to yokels and inbreeds with low IQs. Personally, the only reason why I would ever watch Fox News Channel is because so I can get a list of advertisers to avoid shopping at.

But thanks, if I wanted to lower my intelligence while doing so, I'd be huffing paint thinner.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

3.28.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Walmart

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Name: Walmart
Age: 56
Occupation: mega retailer
Last Seen: Bentonville, AR
Bee-otched For: demoting Cosmo

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When you go to Walmart next time, you'll be seeing one less item at the checkout: Cosmopolitan Magazine.

The oversized retail giant announced this week that they are demoting the popular 132-year-old magazine from the checkout stands to the regular magazine racks, claiming it was a business decision.

However, there's more to the story than this being a so-called "business decision".

For the past twenty years, retailers and critics have been attacking the magazine for its often racy covers, mainly featuring a scantily-clad woman on the front cover. Many retailers such as Kroger and some Meijer and Family Fare stores have even put blinders over the front cover at checkout stands in hopes of the magazine to soften their image. They haven't, so it's off to the regular magazine rack Cosmo goes.

Many religious groups are claiming victory for Walmart's decision, including Morality in Media, which now goes by the National Center on Sexual Exploitation. Another person who has fought feverishly to get Cosmo off the shelves is Victoria Hearst, whose grandfather, William Randolph Hearst bought the magazine in 1905 and is still owned by the Hearst company. Ms. Hearst founded a religious group, Praise Him Ministries and claims that Cosmo's teachings can hurt women and shouldn't be sold to those under 18.

Ya know, these are the same cocksuckers who worked feverishly to get Playboy canned from supermarkets and 7-Eleven in the 80s and their plans worked. These are also the same group of assholes who got my hometown of Grand Rapids to ban strip clubs. Now, if I want to see pussy (considering how tough it is to get laid in this town), I gotta go to Lansing to do so. No, don't get me to Odyssey in Muskegon. 1) reportedly, the place is horrible and 2) I will no longer visit that town since that's where the last bitch who lived with me and ripped me off came from.

What's sad is that the adult/porn/even not quite porn industry here in America is overly regulated and yet, it's easier to own a gun shop than it is a strip club. It's easier to kill somebody than to get laid here in America. Hell, it's even more sad that the #MeToo movement seems to have caused a lot of women to be scared of having a relationship with men. I'll even admit that maybe it's a good reason why I'm alone a lot.

The point is, is that sex is a normal thing. Yet the King James-reading assholes all think that it kills people. The fact that Walmart would rather demote Cosmo to an obscure mag rack next to hunting mags shows that we need to vote with our money. It's still one of the top magazines in America, but if circulation shrinks all because of a bunch of Jebus freaks, they will win.

I *SHOULD* plan a trip to Lansing soon, but since Slobby emptied my bank account....

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Monday, March 26, 2018

3.26.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Republicans

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Name: Republicans
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: various
Bee-otched For: guns over people

Name: Republicans
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: various
Bee-otched For: guns over people

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Last weekend, over 800,000 people said that enough was enough.

Weeks after the horrific shooting at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School, many of its students took to the streets as part of the March of Our Lives, which raised awareness for school violence. Everybody from everyday joes to even Paul McCartney - who marched in front of the apartment where former bandmate John Lennon was killed - gave their word to the politicians and the NRA that it's up to them to end the senseless violence plaguing our country.

It's too bad that many Repukes can't get the message.

Take asshole political cartoonist Glenn McCoy, who recently drew a cartoon portraying Stoneman Douglas student David Hogg as a CNN anchor. In the cartoon, he talked about how the Maryland cop shot a student with a gun, ending an opportunity for him to talk about repealing the Second Amendment.

Hogg was one of the founders of Never Again MSD, the organization created by 19 other Marjory Stoneman Douglas (hence the MSD) students that have condemned politicians and the National Rifle Association for allowing gun violence to continue here in America, one of the violent nations on Earth. Other founders include Emma Gonzalez, Cameron Kasky and Sarah Chadwick, just to name a few.

Some on the right are taking shots at Gonzalez because of her short hair (she's openly bisexual) and the fact that during the March, she wore a shirt with the Cuban flag (her father came to the US from there in 1968). One person even Photoshopped her tearing up the Bill of Rights. Like all other members of the right, they even accused the MSD victims of being crisis actors.

Last weekend, I had a discussion with a Drumpf supporter who claimed that the marches were a stupid idea and that ALL schools need cameras and metal detectors. REALLY?!?! What about schools that have budget issues? Should all teachers be required to carry a gun and shoot at a school shooter?

Folks, there's a better way. We need to outlaw all guns that are above a single shotgun, period. I'm not calling for the revocation of the Second Amendment at all. The Founding Fathers didn't have AR-15s and UZIs in mind when they signed the Constitution at all. The NRA and the right have it all wrong.

The good news is that later this year, many of those at MSD and other high schools will be old enough to vote. It's time to get the old white boys club out of office and get somebody with high IQs in there. Time to get in some politicians who think that ridding ourselves of gun violence is more important than trying to win the so-called war against pornography. After all, there's more strip clubs in Canada vs. the US and the crime rate there is a helluva lot lower than it is here.

Make love, not war.

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Friday, March 23, 2018

3.24.18 Weekend Mix

The Neighbourhood - Scary Love
ANGELZ - Dolla Bill
Adriatique - Ray
ARTBAT - Prometheus
Sonny Fodera & MANT - Moving Up
Dr. Fresch X Bijou - Revelation
D.O.D - Bones
Newid & Sovth - Step Inside
RIVERO & Mutiny - Keep It Low
Sonny Banks - Paradise
Spoiled and Zigo - More and More (Tom Staar remix)
Will Easton - 18 Month Free Trial
Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey - The Middle (Alphalove remix)
Atom Pushers & 5ynk - Adderall f/ Blak Trash
Petey Clicks & Hotfire - U NO I
Wolfgang Gartner and KD - Banshee
AC Slater - Grime House
Armin van Buuren f/Conrad Sewell - Sex, Love and Water (club mix)
Bassjackers & Bali Bandits - Are You Randy
Dillon Francis - We Make It Bounce f/Major Lazer, Stylo G
Mord Fustang - VRES
Notalike - Do You Wanna (Micha Moor edit)
The Indiigo Child - Renegade V
Sam Feldt & Girls Love DJs f/Joe Cleere - Just Dropped In (Mesto remix)

Stonebridge F/Therese - Take Me Away (2018 mix)

TV Noise - Milkshake (Malvenik remix)

Will Sparks & Luciana - Bad Connection

Thursday, March 22, 2018

3.22.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Joe Gassman

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Name: Joe Gassman
Age: 35
Occupation: producer, The Free Beer and Hot Wings ShowLast Seen: Naperville, IL
Bee-otched For: being a woman beater

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Sometimes, I wonder how Free Beer and Hot Wings are doing with their show.

Yeah, they're still doing well in the ratings here in Grand Rapids, but let's face it. They've lost affiliates here in Michigan in Traverse City and Lansing and they were forced to let go Eric Zane, who to some was the heart and soul of the show. Of course now, he's at WBBL 107.3 and is now "Huge" Bill Simonson's puppet.

Now, it looks like the man who kinda took Zane's place could be out of a job soon, and deservingly so.

Joe Gassman, aka "Producer Joe" on the show, which originates on 97.9 WGRD was recently arrested near Chicago for beating up his girlfriend. According to the police, he threw her onto concrete, causing injury to her shin, hand and breast. He's been charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery which occurred on Sunday. He is expected in court tomorrow.

As a result of the altercation, Gassman has been suspended from the show and WGRD. In a statement, station GM Rick Sarata said: "As you may be aware, Joe Gassmann of The Free Beer and Hot Wings showwas arrested after a domestic altercation this past Saturday night. Joe has been suspended and will not be appearing on the show, pending resolution of the police investigation of the matter."

You know, it bothers me that people like Gassman are in relationships, but I'm not. I've never hurt a woman and when I was forcing my druggie ex out of my apartment last week, I kinda wanted to put my hands on her, but I didn't. Why? Because I'm a real man who would never try to hurt a soul.

What Joe Gassman did was beyond stupid and if FB&HW bring him back, well, God damn them. I understand that the show's a shell of its former self since Zane was shown the door, but hey! They can always find new and exciting talent that haven't done anything as stupid that Producer Joe did.

Hopefully, the only thing Joe will be producing soon are license plates.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

3.21.18 Bee-otches of the Day: Baby Boomers

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Name: baby boomers
Age: 56-72
Occupation: nearing retirement or already retiredLast Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: not creating more Toys 'R' Us kids

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When I was a kid living in northern Michigan, I wanted to be a Toys 'R' Us kid.

But sadly, Geoffrey the Giraffe spat on us for many, many years.

Traverse City didn't have a Toys 'R' Us, so I got my toys usually from Kmart, Circus World (which was part of Kay-Bee Toys) and my mom's personal fave, Witmark. As a matter of fact, I only went to Toys 'R' Us once and it was only after I begged my parents when we were in the Detroit area. Traverse City FINALLY got a T'R'U... when I was 15.

Needless to say, I might be one of the few people that shed nary a tear when it was announced a few weeks ago that the 70-year-old chain was closing its doors due to bankruptcy. A lot of the problem stemmed from of course, competition from bigger box stores like Walmart, Target and internet retailers like Amazon.

But Toys 'R' Us claims that another factor killed them: the fact that people my age and younger just aren't having kids.

In a filing made recently, they claimed that America's decreasing birth rates equated to troubled sales since their audience was indeed children. As a matter of fact, their sales started to slump in the early 90s thanks to declining birth rates. As a matter of fact, per 1000 women, there's only 62 births.

So, what's the reason for millennials and us Gen-Xers (and DON'T call me a millennial) not having kids? Simple. It's a little something called money.

You see, the baby boomers had it all because their fathers fought for them in World War II. They came home, banged their wives and out came their children. In the mid-20th century, you can have a high school diploma and make a crap ton of money working at a factory. College wasn't very expensive, either.

But then, the boomers made a sick, ugly mistake in 1980: they voted in that guy who was in the Bonzo movies.

In the eight years he had in the White House, Reagan fucked up the middle class and busted the unions. Schools suffered and those making minimum wage didn't see a wage increase throughout the 80s. Clinton didn't help a lot of matters because of NAFTA and Telecom 96, which fucked up a lot of peoples' (like myself) dreams of being a radio personality. Hell, under Bush II, I didn't see a wage increase of my own for ten years. So in 37 years, sadly, the only president that's worth giving a damn about has been Obama.

Folks, my grandfather was 26 when my Dad was born. My Dad was 29 when I came into the earth. Now, I'll be 37 in May and I'm single like a Pringle. I was in a relationship recently that turned into a nightmare. So therefore, no kids in the near future for me. My parents would love for me to be in a relationship and have kids, but as long as having children costs money, well, there you go.

This is why I will never vote Republican, folks. I want to have some of the advantages the wealthy have, but not as long as they tell me that I have to work harder for my money. So if the Repukes want more Toys 'R' Us kids, they gotta give us more cash to help us. Otherwise, Geoffrey is going to become extinct real shortly.

Of course I won't be making any kids real soon. Instead, I'm gonna watch some lesbo porn, rub one into a Kleenex and flush it down the toilet.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

3.20.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: mopLast Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: giving us absolute proof that he's not the holier-than-thou Jebus freak that the evangelicals think he is

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The lie detector test. When we think about polygraphs 'n such, we tend to think about daytime talkers like Maury and the now-troubled Steve Wilkos. Amazingly enough, despite the sensationalism of those two shows and others, polygraph tests are very effective and can be used to solve some tough mysteries.

And one of them just happens to be "did Stormy Daniels have sex with Donald Trump?" And guess what? SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!

NBC News obtained a copy of the polygraph results from the porn star and they were 99% correct. In the report, Daniels, nee Stephanie Clifford said that she had unprotected vaginal sex with Drumpf. She also claimed that the sex was designed so she could be a contestant on his show The Apprentice. Daniels has been moot on the claims of sex with Drumpf because of a $130,000 settlement. However, the report was done on the behalf of inTouch Weekly Magazine, a tabloid publication owned by the German Bauer Media Group.

But that's not all, folks!

Former Playboy model Karen McDougal is suing American Media, the owners of National Enquirer because she's trying to get out of a $150,000 agreement not to share her story about her affairs with Drumpf. It appears that the tabloid's CEO just happens to be pals with the de facto president (talk about fake news!).

As usual, the fake president is claiming that the claims are not true.

At the same time, Summer Zervos, a former Apprentice contestant claims that Drumpf harassed her by kissing her and even touching her breast in 2007. A judge has ruled that her case can be continued.

One case, two case, three case! In the words of the Count from Sesame Street, "AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!" With all these cases against him, if the Dems take over the House and Senate come later this year, this could be grounds for impeachment for Emperor Pigfucker. Sadly, I kinda doubt of Malaria will shitcan him because of his billions. Who knows?

But one thing's fo'shizzle: the Jebus freaks have picked the wrong leader.

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Monday, March 19, 2018

3.19.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Jack O'Malley

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Name: Jack O'Malley
Age: ??
Occupation: current morning show host, WTCM-FM
Last Seen: Traverse City, MI
Bee-otched For: career suicide

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Since the early 1980s, northern Michiganders have been waking up to the top-rated Jack O'Malley and the WTCM Morning Show.

But on April 24, the legendary country jock will be hanging up his headphones for good.

O'Malley announced a few weeks ago that he's running for State Representative for the 101st District, which runs from Ludington to Northport. The district is currently represented by fellow Republican Curt VanderWall, who is stepping down to run for senate. Currently, O'Malley is the sole Republican running; Kathy Wiejaczka, a registered nurse from Northport is the Democrat running so for.

So I wonder, why in the hell is O'Malley - also the operations manager at WTCM parent Midwestern Broadcasting - going into politics? Hasn't he learned about what happened to the likes of long-time newsman Jerry Meyer and weatherman Greg MacMaster? Um, yeah.

Look, I've been running this blog for almost 20 years. I had a lot of respect for O'Malley. Hell, I love the fact that he once was an intern for Howard Stern at W4 in Detroit! But, doing this page for years, I've gotten to know a few folks here and there in the radio biz. I know an insider who has said some things about Jack that aren't all that flattering. And for now, that's all I'll say.

As-is, even though I'm not a fan of the Democrats, especially after what they did to Bernie Sanders in 2016, I hate the Repukes even worse. I know, the 101st District of Michigan is quite rural and conservative, but since everybody hates Drumpf's ass right now, I would be voting for the RN over the country jock any day. My aunt - now dying of cancer - was an RN and I've built myself to have a lot of respect for them. And of course, I hate country with a severe passion.

Getting into politics: the worst thing a celebrity can ever do. It's probably much worse than when NBC moved Jay Leno to 10 p.m. many years ago.

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Friday, March 16, 2018

3.16.18 Weekend Mix

Beck - Up All Night
Party Pupils - This is How We Do It f/Audien
Mark Sixma & Emma Hewitt - Missing (Sebastien extended remix)
ARTBAT - Planeta
Wolves By Night - Epidemic
Fatboy Slim - Right Here, RIght Now (Camelphat remix)

Dustycloud - Move

Gettoblaster, Fuzzy Cufflinxxx and ZXX - Knock Knock

Harry Romero - Hesitation

Hasse de Moor & Horny Dave - Work For Me

Kyro - Sneaker Boogie

Redondo - From the Soul

Skapes and Matteo Rosolare - Just a Second

Sultan + Shepard - Head Over Heels

Vanilla Ace - Commotion

Darius Syrossian - Hi, It's Me

KEELD - Action

Moska - This is House

Stadiumx, Going Deeper & MC Flipside - Dangerous Vibes

Andrew Meller - Insomnia

ANGELZ X D'Aaron Anthony - Nympho

Aevion X Steff da Campo - Keep On Rockin'

ANNA - The Dansant

Bart Skils - Ocean Drive

Thursday, March 15, 2018

3.15.18 Bee-otch of the Day: my ex

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Name: rhymes with "Slobby"
Age: 34
Occupation: none
Last Seen: Norton Shores, MI
Bee-otched For: being the worst girlfriend I've ever had

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Damn does that song get me, especially when I'm getting out of a relationship, lol.
If you've been wonder why I haven't been updating BOTD much as of late, it's because I was dating a girl that pretty much taught be a lesson.

And that lesson is that if you date a drug addict, you better have a full bank account.

A few weeks ago, I was on a dating site. I had it on a 50-mile radius from Grand Rapids, so I can get girls from Kalamazoo, Muskegon and other towns not that far away. Well, that was a big mistake.

Since re-hashing my dating accounts a few weeks ago, I have been getting a lot of hits and also have been getting a lot of dates. New Years Eve, I dated a factory worker and a few weeks ago, I dated a probation officer.

And then came the girl I'll refer to as "Slobby" because, well, you'll see.

Slobby lived in Muskegon and claimed to have a college education but worked previously as a waitress and currently as a cleaner. Then, she asked if I wanted to come over on a Saturday night and I said sure, so I did. She lived in a condo downtown and we went on our first date to a Chinese restaurant. She was 5'9", blonde and had a few extra pounds. She was quite attractive for a chubby chick. However, she did have an attitude at the restaurant since they were closing and the staff was asking us to finish up and leave.

After that date, I asked her how she was and didn't respond for a few days. However, I had Friday off due to a lack of work and asked me to come over. During this time, since she had no car, I was driving her all over the place and stopping at the ATM since she told me she had no money. She ended up staying at my place and we went to IHOP. Sunday night, since I had to work, I dropped her off at her place and I drove back to Grand Rapids. As soon as I was about to exit onto the Beltline, she texted me to come back to Muskegon right away. You see, her condo was owned by a 60-something man from the Grand Rapids area who was trying to make her his mistress. His wife found out about their relationship and Slobby left her items in the lobby waiting for me to pick them up. I arrived and there she was, looking at her stuff. I grabbed them, rushed to my car and she ended up following me. I drove off to pick Slobby up at a hotel down the street and left for home.

Me and Slobby's relationship was OK, but at a cost. She had me drive to Muskegon a lot to pick up drugs. Not from a pharmacy, mind you - except for a trip to Benson's Drug Store - but from several dealers. Slobby was taking opioids and getting them from friends all over the ghetto known as Muskegon Heights. I hated driving 50 miles and getting off US 31 onto Sherman Blvd. because I knew that I would be many bucks short. Slobby made me got to the ATM... A lot. Sometimes, I had to use ATMs that were out of my bank's network, which resulted in fees galore.

Last Thursday, Slobby took my car to Muskegon while I was at work because she had no car and had a doctor's appointment... so she claimed. My work let out and I waited and waited. You see, she also took my phone so I couldn't contact her. A co-worker had to take me home. A few hours later, she finally told me that her niece was hospitalized after being in a horrible accident. I looked at various news sites on the web and found nothing. Anyway, Slobbie came home and claimed that she had gotten a huge headache from crying so much. She went to bed and a few hours later, she woke up puking her guts out. She puked in my sink and even a bucket that I gave her. I ended up cleaning up her puke like a good boyfriend. She claimed that she probably got a 24-hour virus from being at the hospital. Thinking back, I don't think that's the truth. I think she took a bad pill.

Friday and Saturday were OK, though on Sunday, I wanted to take her to the Meijer nearby to get some shopping done. But, guess what? SHE WANTED TO GO TO FUCKING MUSKEGON. AGAIN. So here we were at the Meijer over there and she took my keys (again) to pick up a friend. Problem was, it was 9 p.m., I had to be in bed around that time and she was using MY CAR, with NO LICENSE picking up one of her dealers so he could bowl with his family. I was PISSED. Here I was, waiting for one hour. Well, we hopped back into the car and headed to the Meijer I wanted to go to because we had to do some food shopping. We FINALLY got out at 1 a.m. in the morning. I only got three hours of sleep because Slobby - who had no job - didn't give a fuck about my life. I spent all day Monday dragging at work. I even told my co-workers that it was Slobby's fault because I told her that I had to be in bed and hanging out with her buddies was more important to her. Thankfully, we ran out of work and I went home to take a nice, long nap.

While napping, Slobby came in and told me that she was taking my car up to Muskegon once again to get her shit and yes, my phone was also coming along for the ride. At 3 a.m. in the morning, I woke up and she was still gone. She wrote on Facebook messenger that she didn't have enough gas. I tried contacting her to no avail. I was beyond fucked, especially with no phone. So, I had to Uber to work. I even told my co-workers and they told me that it was time to dump her ass and kick her out of my apartment. So, I packed her shit and put it in to the laundry room next door. The plan was to take her keys and my phone and tell her to take her shit and go. Well, that wasn't meant to be. She went straight into my apartment and started blabbing about her trip with my car that I needed for work. I finally stood up and told her how pissed I was and that I wanted her out. I told her straight up that it wasn't going to work because 1) she didn't give me one dime since she moved in and 2) she was using my car to get drugs. But, she tried to reconcile with me. Well, my boss called and told me to get her out ASAP or get fired. He wanted her out by the time I went to work and I agreed. I told her to start packing.

Well, the story doesn't end there. I woke up at 4:30 a.m. and she was sleeping on my couch. She moved over to my bed and told me to give her extra time since she had no sleep last night and simply wanted me to tell my bosses that she was gone. I reluctantly agreed with her. So, I went to work and lived a lie that day, telling people that she had gone to Grand Haven. But then, one of my co-workers told me that they were going to pay my apartment to fix the lock on the door.... and she was still there. Oops. I immediately texted her to get out NOW and I was caught by my co-worker. My GM found out and he was mad that I lied to him. I apologized and told him that she will be out when I left work. So, two co-workers came with me home to tell her to make like Alison Moyet and move out. Thankfully, she was in the middle of packing when we came. I took her to her new home - a kitchenette in Norton Shores - and the rest, as they all say, is history. I blocked her on Facebook and from calling me.

In the 10 days she lived with me, Slobby only cooked for me twice and my apartment was a boar's nest with pop cans and ashtrays galore (and BTW, I don't smoke). All she ever did was sit on her lazy, fat ass and smoke weed, watched TV and sleep. Oh, and go to Muskegon - with or without me - and make my life a living hell. She constantly mocked me for the way I sat and even ate. If I was with her, she told me to back off. She didn't even do anything sexual with me; as a matter of fact, she told me to turn around even if she was in her underwear.

Well, she's gone and the good news is that I'm chatting with a new girl. And guess what? She has a job, a car and a place to herself, three things Slobby doesn't have. In a relationship, it's three things one needs. Slobby kept claiming that she lived on Social Security, but I don't buy it.

The point is, I know girls don't like losers and neither do us guys. Women make idiotic mistakes, too and us men don't need to pay for them. Personally, a woman needs to contribute to any relationship, financially, spiritually and even sexually. If that can't happen, put a fork in her because she's done. Sitting on your ass and watching The Talk will not get you anywhere. Because of Slobby, I know what to look for.

Cash, gas or ass, nobody rides me for free.

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Monday, March 12, 2018

3.12.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Randy Michaels

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Bee-otch of the Day honors are awarded Monday through Thursday, Bee-otch of the Week is awarded Friday on Chuck69.com.

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Name: Benjamin "Randy Michaels" Homel
Age: 60s
Occupation: radio executive
Last Seen: who the hell knows
Bee-otched For: killing The Loop

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As Ozzy Osbourne once sang, "You can't kill Rock 'n Roll, it's here to stay".

Just don't say that to the once-mighty WLUP in Chicago, which signed off for good on midnight this past Saturday.

The once-mighty rock station signed off with three songs about H-E-double-hockey sticks: Motley Crue's "Shout At the Devil", Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast" and (you guessed it) "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC. Moments after Bon Scott sang the words "we're on the highway to hell", the sounds of lame-ass Christian Contemporary music overtook the 97.9 signal as it became an affiliate of the national K-Love network.

It was announced early in the week that WLUP was being sold from owner Merlin Media to K-Love's parent, Educational Media Foundation for $21 million. The station had been operated by bankrupt Cumulus Media; the selling of WLUP was a stipulation of the bankruptcy.

For now, Merlin and Cumulus still own and operate sister station 101 WKQX, the alternative station formerly known as Q101. Merlin also ran 101.9 New York, which was a successful alternative station, but they too ran that to the ground with a shitty, low-rated news format that also ran on 101.1 Chicago with similar results. Thankfully, they flipped the station back to alt-rock, but sadly sold it to CBS Radio (now Entercom) which flipped it to a simulcast of sports WFAN-660.

Thankfully, WKQX went back to alternative and now has an OK three share in the ratings, a tick above WLUP which had a 2.9 in the January book. Currently, Chicago's top rocker is Hubbard classic rock station 97.1 The Drive, which has a 3.3. Entercom AAA 93.1 WXRT is a .01 lower.

But sadly, two disastrous companies can do so much damage when it comes to heritage stations, especially with WLUP. One of the worst things they did, IMO was when they hired Mancow to do mornings. OK, so how many fucking stations have this fucker been on in The Windy City? Rock 103.5, Q101, some shitty daytimer in the 'burbs and WLUP were to name a few. The tragedy is the fact that this douchebag spent his career ripping off Stern and THANK GOD he's out of a job again.

But in the end, radio stations are like life: they don't last forever. Now, The Loop has joined the WNEWs, 92.3 K-Rocks, WKLQs, WYSPs, KNACs and the nationwide Z-Rocks of the world that's all dead and gone. Of course, we've all played a role in WLUP's demise, too since they were Chi-town's lowest-rated rocker. But then again, they deserved it for putting a fake jerkwad in the morning. Plus the fact that many have flipped over to the internet and satellite for their music decisions.

Thanks, Randy Michaels. You almost killed WGN and you now have killed WLUP. And we know why.

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