9.19.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: rich old man
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: taking a long time to see the light

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Hell has frozen over.

After years of proclaiming that President Obama was born in Kenya, one of the leaders of the Birther movement, Donald Trump, finally admitted that the president was indeed born in the United States.

He made a speech last week proclaiming that he was wrong all along, but was quick to point his Fickle Finger of Fate to Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton for claiming that she started the movement. Asshole.

Right now, Trump and Clinton are neck-and-neck in the polls. Maybe Trump made the claim to finally prove that he was wrong all along? Simply put, this further proves how much of a wackjob Trump is, and that he DOES NOT deserve to be 45.

Apparently, it was Obama's grandmother on his mother's side that claimed that he was born in Kenya. Yet, Obama has provided us with his birth certificate and even a newspaper clipping that announced his birth from a Honolulu newspaper. Clearly, the birther movement is one that was born on racism clearly because there's a lot of Repukes who all claim that just because his father wqas Kenyan means that he was born there. True, the Obamas traveled a lot, but that doesn't mean that he was born in another country. Hell, Ted Cruz was born in Canada to a Cuban father, but he still ran for president (and lost!).

Sorry, birthers, but Obama's legally our president, like it or not. I think his presidency is a success. Want proof? My company is having a hard time finding and keeping workers. Why? Because there's a TON of companies here in west Michigan that are hiring. Some pay more than others. With a low unemployment rate, companies NEED to stay competitive by paying workers good wages and give them a raise once in a while. In four years, I've had five raises. It's proof that as long as there's a Democrat in the White House, that will be the outcome.

If Trump does become president, yes, he'll be an American in the White House. It's that all our goods will all come from China.
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9.15.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: wealthy idiot 
Last Seen: Flint, Michigan
Bee-otched For: coming to town acting like an idiot

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It's sad when you live in a town where the water is undrinkable, and yet, one of the wealthiest men in America comes to town and brings the same politics that brought down your city to begin with, with him.

That's what happened Thursday in Flint, MI, when Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump came to town. He toured the water plant that ended up poisoning the city's 100,000 souls after idiot governor Rick Snyder decided to switch over the city's water supply from Lake Huron over to the polluted Flint River. While in Flint, Trump threw a speech at the Bethel United Methodist Church but was kicked off stage by the church's pastor, Rev. Faith Green Timmons.

“Mr. Trump, I invited you here to thank us for what we’ve done in Flint, not give a political speech,” said the pastor, who told the billionaire to piss off after he talked about how Hillary Clinton's policies have hurt Flint. In his speech, told mostly in front of a crowd of African Americans. Trump talked about how NAFTA hurt Flint, even though the damage started with Reagan in the 1980s.

Needless to say, Flint is a town that doesn't take the Republicans too seriously, especially after what governor Snyder did to the city. Same with the State of Michigan itself, which hasn't voted in a Republican president since 1988.

The fact that Trump came to Flint to tell its citizens that he'll help the city out comes to me as a broken promise. As much as I cringe at Hillary, she's the lesser of the two evils in this year's election.

A rich white Republican visiting a heavily black town is like the Grinch in Whoville. ---

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9.14.16 Bee-otch of the Day: The City of Grand Rapids

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Name: The City of Grand Rapids
Age: 190
Occupation: second-largest city in Michigan 
Last Seen: southwest Michigan
Bee-otched For: ten years of no booty

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It was ten years ago on August 26th that many men's peni in Grand Rapids all fell to half-mast.

The City of Grand Rapids passed the idiotic resolution that banned nude dancing at the area's strip clubs. The law was the brainchild of Judy Rose, a long-time president of the Black Hills community group who raised $80,000 from an anonymous donor (*COUGHDEVOSCOUGH*) to have the city commission pass the law that forced the clubs to cover up. Under the law, strippers now had to strip only to G-strings and thongs and stay away from the customers. To bypass the law, the dancers stripped only to bikinis so they could perform lap dances, which are their big profit getters.

Since the law was passed, two clubs - Showgirl Galleria (which was the club that pissed Rose off since it was a hybrid club that had both nude and topless dancing) and Red Barn - have both closed while Sensations and Parkway Tropics have been demoted to bikini clubs. The nearest full-nude club to GR is Muskegon's Odyssey, 40 miles away. Another nude option, Kalamazoo's Deja Vu was forced to cover up five years ago because of a deal between the club and the city commission.

Of course, since the laws were passed, there have been multiple mass shootings, even here in west Michigan, especially in Kalamazoo. YET, NUDITY IS A PROBLEM?!?!

It's sad that we're a society - especially in America - where it's easier for some to buy a gun and open fire at a group of people then to look at a naked girl in the flesh. But that's what happens when your government is bought up by wealthy assholes like the Devoses. They've done a wonderful job of fucking up our city and turning our politicians into their puppets. Look at our cunt of a mayor Rosalynn Bliss. When the strip club vote was being discussed, my good pal Darren Gibson - now the Programming Director of WPRR/Public Reality Radio 1680/95.3 - was the manager of Parkway Tropics. He personally invited her to the club to prove that they were a safe and well-run operation. However, she refused and helped the city ban the strip clubs.

Ten years later, I guess what's left of Grand Rapids' strip clubs are doing what they can to bring customers in. I even hear that one club has nude VIP dances in hopes that an undercover officer doesn't slap a girl with a $500 fine. No thanks, I'm not going to risk going to a club and paying more just to see boobs when I can drive to Lansing and touch all the girls I want.

You see, this is a problem for Grand Rapids: the girls here are total BITCHES. I've had my issues with the girls here, but I also look at my cousin. He had problems getting a girl here, but then, he moved to the Detroit area and now, he's getting married! I always tell myself that it's not me, IT'S THEM. The fact that Grand Rapids no longer has any real strip joints proves how worthless this city has become for the single man.

As for Judy Rose, I Googled her name and I see that she's either A) dead, B) moved or C) fallen out of the public eye. It's sad that she did her damage when she did.

And because of that, we're the ones paying the price.

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9.13.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Steve "Omelette" Normandin

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Name: Steve "Omelette" Normandin
Age: 46
Occupation: none
Last Seen: Traverse City, MI
Bee-otched For: getting fried

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After over a decade of being the biggest Howard Stern wannabe in northern Michigan. Steve Normandin was forced to hear this Friday afternoon.

His longtime employer, geezer rocker WKLT 97.5/98.9 released this press statement Friday afternoon that was published on the website TraverseTicker.com:

"WKLT is redefining, refocusing and restructuring the programming strategy to better meet the needs and demands of our listeners, advertisers and our northern Michigan communities. We will continue the tradition of awesome, quality rock 'n roll, maintain our commitment to connect our communities, and honor our pledge to serve our friends and neighbors, both advertisers and listeners, so as to exceed their expectations."

"We appreciated the contributions, creativity, enthusiasm and talent that each member of the Omelette and Friends show have brought to KLT on a daily basis, and sincerely wish them the best in all their future endeavors."
Omelette had been a part of WKLT's morning show since 2006 when he was originally paired with Charly Kaye, who ended up moving to Las Vegas (and apparently had a beef with him). She was replaced with Sean "Finster" Finnegan, and together, Omelette and Finster became one of KLT's most-popular morning shows ever. However, Finster was fired from KLT right after Christmas 2011 but ended up doing mornings at crosstown WZTC 104.5 Bob FM a few months afterward.

Sadly, Omelette proved to be nothing more than a big Howard Stern wannabe. he had his own Wack Pack called "The Misfits" loaded with the homeless and people with disabilities. One of his most-notorious Misfits was Tony Ciccone, the homeless brother of pop legend Madonna who lives under a bridge in Traverse City. He made headlines when he appeared with other members of The Misfits at the Super Bowl in Indianapolis in 2012 performing stunts for the station.

The Oman also ripped off Stern for the fact that his biggest charity was a no-kill animal shelter, AC Paw (Stern's charity is also a no-kill shelter, North Shore Animal League). He even had an "Intern Show" that was podcast off of KLT's website. I gave him the Bee-otch of the Day because of that, and ended up getting a nice letter from one of his minions as a result.

It's not known why Omelette was let go, But judging by the posts made on TraverseTicker's article on his canning, many will not miss him. Some have called him "unoriginal" and a "jerk". One person pointed out that he wasn't liked by the "music fest folks". Most of the posts, however, attacked WKLT for being too repetitive and old. One person posted "K is for Kid Rock. L is for Lynyrd Skynyrd. T is for Ted Nugent."

Some of the biggest attacks, however went to Terri Ray, the station's long-time Programming Director and midday jock. Sadly, it's because of her and the higher-ups at KLT's  Minot, ND-based owners, the Gokey family, that KLT is white trashiest rock station in Michigan. In the 1990s, the station shunned popular bands such as KoRn, Rage Against the Machine, Tool and others simply because they wanted to entertain the asshole junkies in Manceltucky. When it came to new music, the station was mostly loaded with wuss crap that was already played on the top 40 and AC stations. It didn't help that Ray's a huge fan of Melissa Etheridge, either (for obvious reasons).

Reading the comments on the Ticker's board, it doesn't shock me that people are fed up with KLT and how they're overrated. Some folks even praised Grayling's Q100 for their massive playlist and lack of repetition. It's also not to forget that KLT used to go through morning shows like underwear. If a show lasted three years on KLT, it was time to cancel it, good ratings or not. What morning show KLT will have is up to management, but hopefully, it'll be funny and original.

As for Fried Eggs, I hope this is his last dance in northern Michigan. After all, he was in a few other markets before landing in TC, but who knows?

Like Tenacious D once said, it's time to Pass the Torch. KLT is getting old. ---
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9.12.16 Bee-otch of the Day: George W. Bush

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Name: George W. Bush
Age: 70
Occupation: ex-president
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: causing 9/11

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It's the other day that lived in infamy.

I was asleep on that fateful day 15 years ago yesterday when the world seemed to end. I woke up, turned on my Walkman to listen to the late Dave Barber on the old WLDR-AM NewsRadio 1210 out of Traverse City and listen to him say "we'll be back to talking about today, the worst day in American history". The break ended and CNN News had a special report: the World Trade Towers, part of the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania were all torn apart by hijackers as part of Osama bin Laden's army of American-hating jihadists.

I remember the day being glued to the TV, only going out to top off my tank with the news that gas prices would be going up, which they did not. It was probably the only time I liked George W. Bush, or anybody with an IQ of three digits for that matter.

Fifteen years later, we still won't forget that day. Since then, a new World Trade Center was built but it will never replace the Twin Towers that adorned the New York City skyline for its 28 years of existence. Let alone the fact that nearly 3,000 souls that perished that day.

Thanks to President Obama's leadership, we finally captured and killed bin Laden in 2011, something George W. Bush never did as president nor probably even wanted. He was more into capturing Saddam Hussein and taking his oil. He lied over Iraq having weapons of mass destruction and his mistake caused over 4,000 more Americans to die. Now, he's a wanted man around the world because of war crimes. Even more, HE KNEW that the attacks on 9/11 were going to happen. When he was briefed that the first World Trade Tower was attacked, but he only cared about reading kids books about pet goats.

Yesterday at the Colts/Lions game, Dubya made an introduction that aired before the game. I didn't hear a sound because my TV was muted. I didn't care. Anything that poops out of Bush's yapper is indeed shit. He needs to rot in jail, not paint little paintings while watching his grandkids from his slut daughters.

We will never forget. That statement should resonate when we return to the polls this November.

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9.8.16 Bee-otch of the Day: a jerk who road raged me

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Name: unknown
Age: maybe around 40
Occupation: unknown
Last Seen: Sterling Heights, MI
Bee-otched For: being quite possibly one of the biggest assholes I've ever come across

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Last weekend was a nice, long weekend in The Motor City.

I visited my family, mainly my 87-year-old grandmother, aunt, cousin and his soon-to-be-wife. I stayed with my cousin, who just recently got a new apartment. The problem is, his apartment is in a part of town that, well, scares me.

Thankfully, he doesn't live IN Detroit, but rather down the road from Oakland Mall. I was driving to his place from Grandma's when I stopped in a left turn lane. It was blinking yellow and I was waiting for traffic to clear. Low and behold, an SUV came right behind me and slammed on its brakes. I thought that was going to get into another accident, but he stopped right on time. I finally got the right of way and I drove off.

I was on the left lane and guess who was on the right? That's right! The fucking asshole Arab who started yelling at me. His car was in sync with mine as I was hoping that he would leave, and thankfully, he did. What did I do wrong, asshole? Was I supposed to turn when there's traffic present so I can cause an accident? Sorry that I obey the traffic laws, but guess what? THERE'S A REASON WHY THEY EXIST.

I told my cousin about what happened and he told me that it's quite common in the area since there's a lot of Arabs and Chaldeans in his section of town and they're bad drivers. As somebody who used to work for a Chaldean who fucked me over, It made me hate those types of people more and more.

But guess what? My cousin's soon-to-be wife just happens to be (surprise) Chaldean herself and her parents were from Iraq. I even had the pleasure of meeting her family this weekend and they were some of the most-hospitable people I've ever met. They made sure that I never left their house on an empty stomach... And then some. I told them about the road rage incident and they told me that they're not anything like them. And you know what? They're right!

You see, it's sad that race and culture have to play a role in something like road rage. It's shit like this that make me scared to live anywhere in the Detroit metro. Granted, the women are a lot nicer in Detroit than here in Grand Rapids, but I want to stay alive, thank you very much.

At least this asshole didn't have a gun.


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9.7.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Phyllis Schlafly

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Name: Phyllis Schlafly
Age: was 92
Occupation: right-winged cunt
Last Seen: in the pit of hell
Bee-otched For: being the Clayton Bigsby of the female world

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The world of women's rights has lost one of its foes.

Phyllis Schlafly was a woman who was nothing more than a right-winged cunt. In the 1970s, she was the bitch who wanted to stop the Equal Rights Amendment and won. Her excuse? "It would force women into combat". She was also against homosexuals, abortion and recently was a supporter of Donald Trump.

Her politics were so far to the right that anything she said made what purged out of Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage seemed tame. As a matter of fact, she was to women's rights asClayton Bigsby from Chappelle's Show. One person even had the right mind to throw a pie in her face.

True, it's not very nice to pick on the dead, but Ms. Schlafly (and I do use the term "Ms." appropriately since she hated it) was in line with other right-winged nutjobs of the religious right who all thought that it was OK to misuse Jesus' teachings to create an environment that put down individuals. To me and others, she was a male chauvinistic pig without a penis.

She was 92 years old when she died, or in other words, 92 years too long.


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