Name: Dinesh D'Souza
Age: 55
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: San Diego, CA
Bee-otched For: getting razzed on
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Sunday was quite the eventful day for the movies.
The 89th Annual Academy Awards were held and the musical La La Land was awarded seven trophies including Best Picture for about a minute, thanks to Warren Beatty pulling a Steve Harvey. It still walked away with six trophies while Moonlight was the real Best Picture winner.
While Hollywood is all abuzz with La La Land and Moonlight, there was that other film award ceremony last weekend.
The 37th Annual Razzie Awards were handed out on Saturday, and three films were all honored for, well, sucking ass harder than a Chinese hooker. Kristen Wiig took home a Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress in Zoolander 2 while Batman Vs. Superman received four statues for Worst Supporting Actor (Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor), Worst Sequel, Worst On-screen Duo and Worst Screenplay.
However, the big "winner" at the Razzies this year was a film that was made on revenge. Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party won Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Rebekah Hall, who played Hillary Clinton), and Worst Director and Actor to its mastermind, Indian-born Dinesh D'Souza.
D'Souza - the son of wealthy parents - made this film after he spent six months in a half-way house for making illegal campaign contributions to the Republican Party in New York State. He felt that his sentence was extreme in comparison to what Hillary Clinton got in regards to the Benghazi scandal. So, he went out to make a movie that connects the Democrats to slavery and racism, even though it's the Dems who have all worked hard for Civil Rights and bringing people of all colors together.
Not only did the Razzies' organizers hated the film, it only got a whopping 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics trashed the film for being too partisan and an excuse to preach to the right-winged assholes who saw it. What might be the saddest thought about the film is that it did OK at the box office. On a $5 million budget, it made $13 million. I never saw a TV ad for the movie, though I heard that AM talk radio was all over the movie. What might be even more head-shaking about the film is the fact that the company that distributed the movie, PureFlix is the same company behind the God's Not Dead series. Yes, the Religious Reich was all over this flaming heap of shit of a movie, even though Dinesh D'Souza is a convicted felon and had an extra-marital affair.
Let's remember that this is the same asshole who claimed in his movie Obama 2016 that the world would end because of the ex-president if he was re-elected. Yeah, a record-high Dow Jones average and low unemployment signifies the Apocalypse.
Yes, Dinesh D'Souza is a false prophet. Now, he can bow to his Razzies.
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Age: 55
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: San Diego, CA
Bee-otched For: getting razzed on
Sunday was quite the eventful day for the movies.
The 89th Annual Academy Awards were held and the musical La La Land was awarded seven trophies including Best Picture for about a minute, thanks to Warren Beatty pulling a Steve Harvey. It still walked away with six trophies while Moonlight was the real Best Picture winner.
While Hollywood is all abuzz with La La Land and Moonlight, there was that other film award ceremony last weekend.
The 37th Annual Razzie Awards were handed out on Saturday, and three films were all honored for, well, sucking ass harder than a Chinese hooker. Kristen Wiig took home a Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress in Zoolander 2 while Batman Vs. Superman received four statues for Worst Supporting Actor (Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor), Worst Sequel, Worst On-screen Duo and Worst Screenplay.
However, the big "winner" at the Razzies this year was a film that was made on revenge. Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party won Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Rebekah Hall, who played Hillary Clinton), and Worst Director and Actor to its mastermind, Indian-born Dinesh D'Souza.
D'Souza - the son of wealthy parents - made this film after he spent six months in a half-way house for making illegal campaign contributions to the Republican Party in New York State. He felt that his sentence was extreme in comparison to what Hillary Clinton got in regards to the Benghazi scandal. So, he went out to make a movie that connects the Democrats to slavery and racism, even though it's the Dems who have all worked hard for Civil Rights and bringing people of all colors together.
Not only did the Razzies' organizers hated the film, it only got a whopping 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics trashed the film for being too partisan and an excuse to preach to the right-winged assholes who saw it. What might be the saddest thought about the film is that it did OK at the box office. On a $5 million budget, it made $13 million. I never saw a TV ad for the movie, though I heard that AM talk radio was all over the movie. What might be even more head-shaking about the film is the fact that the company that distributed the movie, PureFlix is the same company behind the God's Not Dead series. Yes, the Religious Reich was all over this flaming heap of shit of a movie, even though Dinesh D'Souza is a convicted felon and had an extra-marital affair.
Let's remember that this is the same asshole who claimed in his movie Obama 2016 that the world would end because of the ex-president if he was re-elected. Yeah, a record-high Dow Jones average and low unemployment signifies the Apocalypse.
Yes, Dinesh D'Souza is a false prophet. Now, he can bow to his Razzies.
---
Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome!
Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com!
Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!
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