Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not really having his priorities in order
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Only in America, where kids go to dilapidated schools, people can't afford medicine and some go to bed hungry.
But Drumpf, on the other hand, wants to start World War III.
Yesterday, the pussy-grabber in chief announced that he's proposing increasing the military's budget by $54 billion while cutting that same amount of money from programs that are clearly more-needed. Yep, we'll have a $14 billion wall blocking Mexicans from crossing the border, but when that same money can fund a single-payer healthcare plan instead, it shows how Drumpf's priorities are fucked up.
I know that Drumpf wants to rid the world of Isis. But let's remember something: it was Bush's wrecking of Iraq that caused Isis to be formed in the first place. What's more pathetic is that Dubya just made a book of paintings he made of injured soldiers from his wars. Hmmmm... I wonder if Hitler made paintings of his Holocaust victims?
Tragically, tonight, the prick is going to address Congress at 9p.m. EST. Thanks, but I'll be seeing the backs of my eyelids instead. I am fed up with that asshole's rhetoric that favors the wealthy over the working class. If we had Hillary.... No, BERNIE in the White House, that $54 billion could have been put into good use. But since the DNC has become an establishment movement, we got Drumpf in the White House.
If there's some good news, it's that at least Saturday Night Live will be funny for the next four years.
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Age: 70
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not really having his priorities in order
Only in America, where kids go to dilapidated schools, people can't afford medicine and some go to bed hungry.
But Drumpf, on the other hand, wants to start World War III.
Yesterday, the pussy-grabber in chief announced that he's proposing increasing the military's budget by $54 billion while cutting that same amount of money from programs that are clearly more-needed. Yep, we'll have a $14 billion wall blocking Mexicans from crossing the border, but when that same money can fund a single-payer healthcare plan instead, it shows how Drumpf's priorities are fucked up.
I know that Drumpf wants to rid the world of Isis. But let's remember something: it was Bush's wrecking of Iraq that caused Isis to be formed in the first place. What's more pathetic is that Dubya just made a book of paintings he made of injured soldiers from his wars. Hmmmm... I wonder if Hitler made paintings of his Holocaust victims?
Tragically, tonight, the prick is going to address Congress at 9p.m. EST. Thanks, but I'll be seeing the backs of my eyelids instead. I am fed up with that asshole's rhetoric that favors the wealthy over the working class. If we had Hillary.... No, BERNIE in the White House, that $54 billion could have been put into good use. But since the DNC has become an establishment movement, we got Drumpf in the White House.
If there's some good news, it's that at least Saturday Night Live will be funny for the next four years.
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