11.14.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Roy Moore

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Name: Roy Moore
Age: 70
Occupation: cowboy wannabe
Last Seen: Alabama
Bee-otched For: not giving up

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Is it me, or does the term "far-right conservative" equate to pedophile?

In the past, we knew that Roy Moore was that asshole judge in Alabama who had a monument to the Ten Commandments in his courtroom. He's known for his anti-LGBT values and for being anti-women's rights.

Now, five women have all stepped forward to claim that the former judge all groped them when Moore was in his 30s and they were only teens. The age of consent in Alabama is 16.

The latest to come forward was Beverly Young Nelson, who claimed that Moore groped her when she was 16 and he was in his 30s. She claimed that Moore grabbed her breasts and tried to force her into his crotch. Moore, on the other hand claimed that he never heard of her in his life.

Since the five women have all come out against Moore, many in the Republican party have all come out to tell Moore to concede from running in next month's special senate election in Alabama. However, Moore has said no, simply because he had been leading in the polls against Democrat Doug Jones, though it is now neck-and-neck. Of course, it's no secret that Alabama is a very far-right state. Hell, there was a radio station in Birmingham that burned Beatles records in the 1960s only because John Lennon said in an interview that they were "bigger than Jesus". (To add insult to injury, Birmingham was one of the very few TV markets in the 1960s that didn't have a station that aired The Ed Sullivan Show, meaning that people there couldn't watch the Fab Four's TV debut in 1964.)

The sad thing is that if Moore gets elected, this will further fuck up the Republican party, creating more divide. Also, it'll show how fucked up Alabamans are. But since a lot of people in that state allegedly all slept with their younger sister, well, it makes perfect sense.

Sometimes, I wish the south could be its own country.


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