12.3.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump

Age: 74
Occupation: Cheeto
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: still not conceding

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As usual, when it comes to Drumpf, where do I begin?

For starters, he's in a stir when it comes to realizing that he lost the 2020 election. He uses false information, telling the media that he won and that Biden's voters included unregistered voters and dead people. Of course, he bases his information on nothing at all, just like the fact that for years, he claimed that Obama was from Kenya and was a Muslim. In fact, Obama 1) was born in Hawaii and the newspaper clippings announcing his birth exist, and 2) Obama is a Christian, and unlike Drumpf, he goes to church on Sunday.

It's been a month since the 2020 presidential elections and sadly, Drumpf hasn't conceded. Instead, he believes that he still won, plus, he thinks that Biden's win was a scam. He paid for recounts only to prove that he lost. 

Now in Michigan, it's turning into drama as the Repukelican state legislature is now conducting hearings regarding so-called voter fraud. Earlier this week, the Michigan House Oversight Committee heard from ultra-right-winged talk radio host and convicted felon "Trucker Randy" Bishop, who hails from Antrim County (and now lives in the neighborhood where I grew up, sadly). Antrim County made headlines recently when it was discovered that their results were lopsided. Originally, the traditionally-Repuke county is red, but went blue until it was discovered that human error was to blame. However, Bishop and other wackjob nutbags claim that other counties in the state used the same software. 

Bear in mind that Bishop had tax troubles some 20 years ago and was caught. Therefore, he's a convicted felon, meaning that he cannot own a gun or even a radio station. His show, Your Defending Fathers is heard on both the internet and on a radio station owned by his wife, Victoria, WCHY 97.7 in Cheboygan. Oddly enough, WCHY's signal doesn't even reach Antrim County. 

Well, guess who came to town yesterday? Why, it's the master of hair dye himself, Rudy Giuliani. Once again, defending Drumpf, he bitched about numbers that simply made no sense. He claimed that there were 700,000 fraudulent votes while there's 250,000 that were tabulated. Meanwhile, state AG Dana Nessel posted a tweet bashing the state House for calling Detroit "corrupt" for their treatment of the ballots being counted. 

Drumpf won Michigan by only 10,000 votes. Why? Because fucking Hillary didn't care two rat's asses about this state, or even the Midwest. She and the DNC fucked over Bernie and they ended up fucking themselves in the ass HARD. Now, we've realized that Drumpf is a torrid president, especially with how he treated COVID-19 and just about everything else.

When I think about Drumpf supporters, I think about losers like "Trucker Randy" - who was also pals with the militia cunts who tried to kidnap and kill Gov. Whitmer - and not about the hard-working Americans who live paycheck to paycheck. It's sad that because of him, our country is now loaded with assholes who believe in fake conspiracy theories instead of the TRUTH. We have morons who leave Twitter and Facebook over fear of being censored fact-checked and they end up spewing their shit on Parler. 

Even more pathetic is how Drumpf refused to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg's wishes when she died. Recently, the Supreme Court ruled that churches can have full services because of the First Amendment. And guess who was the deciding vote? Why, it's none other than the cunt-ass hobag who replaced RBG, Amy Cunty Barret. I shake my head every time I see a crowded church with nobody wearing masks. And yet, we have perfectly-healthy people who die of COVID-19. Just ask the late, great Honestie Hodges. Three years ago, then-11-year-old Hodges was placed in handcuffs at her house by the Grand Rapids Police. Because of how the cops treated her, the Police Department unveiled the "Honesty Policy" and retrained the cops as a result. Sadly, Honestie died last week at the tender age of 14 from COVID-19. It wouldn't shock me if the brutality she faced as a young girl caused her immune system to weaken.

Folks, we voted. We spoke out. It's time for Drumpf and his Repuke buddies to give it a rest and move on. They failed and they don't care. From the looks of things, Drumpf will have to be dragged out of the White House kicking and screaming. Well, tough shit. Us Americans wanted an adult as the president, and we'll be getting one in 48 days.

In other news, "Trucker Randy" actually owns a suit. That, I'm shocked about.

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