Thursday, December 10, 2020

12.10.20 Bee-otches of the Day: companies too big for their own good

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Name: big corporations
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: merging like crazy and screwing us over



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In the world of business, it seems that the bad 'ol days are here again.

In 1911, the Supreme Court ruled that John D. Rockefeller's Standard Oil was an illegal monopoly. So, the oil giant was split into seven smaller companies. Today, those "seven sisters" are now back to being four bigger companies: Marathon, BP, ExxonMobil and Chevron. 

In 1982, after decades of being the sole phone company in America, AT&T was forced to divest its "baby bells". Today, those bells are what's now Verizon, Lumen Technologies and once again AT&T.

Over the years, the corporation-friendly two-party system has been lax in protecting Americans from monopolies. Today, there's near monopolies in so many aspects of business. And yes, AT&T is one of them. In the world of cell phones, at least they have to go up against Verizon, TMobile and a few minors. Coincidentally, AT&T caused a stir this week when it was announced that all 17 movies released through their Warner Bros. studio in 2021 will be released simultaneously on HBOMax, their streaming service. While it's good news for many consumers, many movie theaters - especially smaller ones - will be feeling the pinch of now having to compete with staying at home. Many critics are pissed over Warners' decision. Christopher Nolan, who directed several Batman movies, "Dunkirk" and the recent "Tenent" - all for Warners - called HBOMax "the worst streaming service ever" and called the studio's decision an insult.

The funny thing is that back in the 1940s, smaller theater circuits fought a massive antitrust suit against the studios because they also owned the biggest cinemas in America. Back then, the studio-owned cinemas were in major cities and often showed their major movies there first. So, if you lived in a small, out-of-the-way town, chances were that if you wanted to see "The Wizard of Oz", you would have to wait well into 1940 at least, depending on how prints were distributed back then. Thanks to a landmark Supreme Court decision in 1948, everything changed. The studios sold off their theaters and could not decide on which theaters could show their movies. One studio, Paramount was forced to divest of its theater chain, which itself merged with the American Broadcasting Company. Paramount, along with Warners even sold off their catalogs to other companies to help make up for the losses they got in the suit. It also allowed for more movies to be produced independently. Thanks to another important Supreme Court case in 1952, all movies were protected under the First Amendment. Therefore, the Production Code introduced in 1934 was practically moot, and producers were allowed to make movies with more profanity and sex that was gradually added before the 1968 introduction of the MPAA Ratings System.

Now, the big brouhaha is over Facebook. New York Attorney General Letitia James announced yesterday that she's suing the social media giant for everything from crushing and buying out rivals to compromising their users' security. In her words, she feels that the company illegally acquired competitors like Instagram and WhatsApp to increase their market share. In a statement, James even claimed that another social media executive claimed that if you step on Facebook's turf, "you will face the wrath of Mark."

Of course, she's referring to Facebook founder and majority stockholder Mark Zuckerberg, who is worth over $100 billion and is the seventh-wealthiest person on Earth. Facebook itself has over $133 billion in assets.

For more than a decade, Facebook has been the dominant social media platform. As a company, they've worked feverishly to make sure that they don't end up like MySpace. Some say its downfall began with News Corporation (i.e. Fox) bought them out in 2005 for just under $600 million. Eventually, Uncle Rupert ended up selling it to (barf) Justin Timberlake, who in turn sold it to Time, Inc. and is now a subsidiary of Meredith Corporation. 

Funny that we mention Fox because they sold off 20th Century Fox to Disney for over $70 billion last year. Same with AT&T, who bought out Warners for $108.7 billion in 2018. Before the AT&T/Warner deal, some of their companies were spun off, such as Warner Bros. Records, Time Warner Cable (now Charter Spectrum), their publishing division (now Hatchette) and most of their magazines (the "Time" in Time Warner, now a part of the aforementioned Meredith). Today, the only magazine AT&T/Warner now owns is Mad, a magazine that has seen better days, sadly. Since AT&T purchased the humor magazine in 2018 as part of the Time Warner acquisition, almost all of their staff have been let go. As a matter of fact, their latest issue marks the final appearance of 57-year mainstay Sergio Aragones. Their next issue will mark the last new Spy Vs. Spy and Peter Kuper, who has drawn the beloved bird-like spies since 1997. Spy Vs. Spy were created by Cuban refugee Antonio Prohias in 1961, who drew the monthly strips for Mad until 1987. 

The pathetic reality is that when companies merge, they get bigger, and the billionaires in charge get nicer paychecks. Even more, it means that your bills increase by a ton. Some of the companies I've mentioned are in the internet business. One thing the media is not covering (obviously) is the fact that some kids who are having to learn from home end up capping their internet usage. As a result, they end up having to do their homework in free wi-fi zones. Another problem is that there's still a myriad of areas in America where there's no high-speed internet. Hell, I have a family friend near Traverse City who almost lives next door to a casino. And guess what? THE LOCAL CABLE COMPANY WON'T GIVE HER EITHER CABLE NOR THE INTERNET BECAUSE HER AREA IS "TOO RURAL"! One problem with Drumpf was that his FCC chair Ajit Pai was a friend to big corporations who craved a lack of competition and ways to fuck over consumers. 

The FCC has proven to be an abortion of an organization, at least since the 1970s. It's sad, really, since it was the brainchild of FDR. Back in the olden days, individuals were only allowed to own six AM stations, six FM stations and 12 radio stations total. They were allowed to own a certain amount of TV stations and if they owned a newspaper in the same city, they couldn't own both unless they have a waiver. Back then, their newscasts had to be fair and balanced. If they presented a viewpoint, they had to give free airtime to somebody who had a different opinion. Jackson, MS NBC affiliate WLBT-TV didn't give a voice to their black viewers during segregationist times and the FCC took away their license in 1971. 

Of course, the FCC jumped the shark more times than The Fonz. When radio station WBAI in New York City played George Carlin's "Filthy Words" bit, it led to the 5-4 Supreme Court ruling in 1978 that the FCC had the power to fine so-called indecent broadcasts. Bear in mind that the five justices of the high court who approved the ruling were also Republican appointees. 

In 1987, the FCC abolished the Fairness Doctrine, which got WLBT in trouble in the first place. Because of this, it allowed radio stations to air one type of talk show only: conservative. Thanks to Reagan's FCC, we ended up with Rush, Hannity, Alex Jones and too many screwballs who simply don't have a normal IQ. Things only got worse in the 1990s when President Clinton signed in the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which now allowed companies to own two AMs, seven FMs and up to two TV stations in a single market with no maximum as to how many stations they own. Because of that, we have ENTIRE radio markets with three radio station owners or less, like here in Grand Rapids. 

In the 00s, we had the Janet Jackson nipslip, which caused the FCC to raise fines for indecency. Thanks to them, broadcast television has gotten more boring. Sad, since when I was a teen, NYPD Blue had naked butts galore. Today, they've been relegated to basic cable. 

Today, it's a dog-eat-dog world in regards to the media industry. Right now in Grand Rapids, we have two TV stations begging their viewers to call Hulu and Dish Network all because they dropped their channels. Simply put, it's all about raising rates and screwing over you and me. Over time, what has passed long ago has created less of a local voice for you and me. Thankfully, we have the internet and satellite radio as our holy savior. And thankfully, We The People are smart enough to proclaim ixnay on what we don't want in life. 

Let's remember this: we're the ones who keep corporations alive. We're a nation where many who live in small towns would rather shop at a billionaire-owned Walmart over the small, family-owned IGA down the street. We're a nation where if a good DJ gets canned, we'll still listen anyway (KLQ was a notable exception here in GR). We're a nation that would rather see a big budget blockbuster made by a major studio that gets 17% on Rotten Tomatoes over a small indie movie that gets rave reviews and is distributed by a tiny outfit. Yes, we're the ones that keep big corporations rolling along while people suffer financially during the COVID crisis.

But, hey! Grand Rapids is FINALLY getting a Whole Foods Market! Too bad Amazon owns them now.




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Wednesday, December 9, 2020

12.9.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Cumulus Media

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Name: Cumulus Media
Age: 23
Occupation: media giant
Last Seen: Atlanta, GA
Bee-otched For: not stopping the Thunder



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Throughout much of the mid-20th century, John Fetzer was looked upon as a broadcasting genius. 

He owned several successful radio and TV stations here in Michigan and even the Detroit Tigers baseball team. Under his aegis, the team won two World Series: 1968 and 1984. 

Also under his aegis, John Fetzer owned America's most-powerful FM station, WJEF-FM 93.7 here in Grand Rapids. In 1960, the station's power was boosted to a whopping 500,000 watts. 

Throughout its history, WJEF-FM/WJFM had a number of formats: easy listening, CHR, AC and classic rock, just to name a few. John Fetzer died in 1991 and a year later, his company sold WJFM, which had lackluster ratings. The new owners decided to flip 93.7 to country music as B93. Almost immediately, B93 killed in the ratings. 

Coincidentally, B93 would become sister stations with its competitor, 101.3 WCUZ, a station that *was* GR's #1 country station before The Bee came buzzing into west Michigan. WCUZ would eventually flip to classic country until 2000 when it became classic rocker 101.3 The Fox.

There's no doubt that B93 is to Grand Rapids as WTCM is to northern Michigan, WITL is to Lansing, WYCD is to Detroit and so on. Try to mess with The Bee and you get stung. 

Just like Thunder 107.3.

When Matt Hanlon and Citadel Broadcasting launched Thunder 94.5 in 2004, they had hoped to overturn B93 in the ratings. They did not. When Cumulus bought the station, they flipped the name to Nash FM, which was a torrid idea. Then, not only did they kill the Nash name, but they moved Thunder to 107.3, but 94.5 became WKLQ again, only as AAA 94.5 The Q.

Since the move to 107.3, Thunder has done anything but taken west Michigan by storm. As a matter of fact, their ratings have been crashing ever since. Now, Thunder 107.3 is an official ratings abortion, scoring a big fat 1.0 in the latest Nielsen ratings book. 

And guess who's #1? B93. 

(BTW, We Crave Sexy Gradeschoolers was #2, WOOD-AM/FM was #3 wile GRD and LAV rounded the top five.)

I believe that in too many cases, a heritage station can never be beaten by the new kid on the block. Thunder/Nash had 16 years to beat The Bee, but it's time for a change. How about something like urban to go head to head against flea-powered-but-successful Magic 104.9? 

One thing is definitely fo' shizzle: it was also a shitty move moving WBBL back to 1340 and putting on a translator on 106.1. Because of this, good 'ol Big Huge Retard and Co. are floundering at a .1 in the ratings. Meanwhile, rival ESPN 96.1 is sitting pretty at a 1.7.

It's funny that when Cumulus bought out Citadel, I was hoping for positive change. True, KLQ is back on 94.5, though with its hipster format, it's still not as fun and edgy as the old KLQ was 20 years ago. Even worse, it may never come back. But, let's remember that Cumulus DID replace Howard Stern in many of their markets with shitty, forgettable morning shows like Lex and Terry many years ago. And yes, don't get me started on what they did to The (Dixie) Chicks.

But, don't look at me; I'm going to renew my Sirius subscription now that Howard Stern's resigned for five more years.



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Tuesday, December 8, 2020

12.8.20 Bee-otches of the Day: idiots who still think that Trump still won the election

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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: still thinking that Trump won the election



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It was supposed to be a peaceful evening for a 43-year-old mother and her young son last weekend. 

On Saturday, the two were about to watch the beloved Dr. Seuss Christmas classic "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" at their Detroit area home. However, the mother and the young boy were then surrounded by a group of armed, angry old white men surrounding their home. It was a sight no four-year-old should ever see.

That four-year-old's mother is Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson.

The angry protesters were infuriated that Benson, a Democrat certified Joe Biden as the President-elect of the United States. of course, these losers are all pissed that Biden won because of in their probable words, "those niggers in Detroit". They'll cry over the bruhaha in Antrim County and Dominion Voting Systems. But, the sad reality is that they have ZERO proof that their beloved Drumpf won. In Antrim County, it was human error and not the voting machines that ensured Biden's temporary win in the predominately-Republican county Election Day. It wouldn't shock me if the person who counted the ballots there was probably from Mancelona.

The tragic truth is that Biden won, fair and square. Even the overly-conservative Supreme Court rejected Pennsylvania Republicans' attempts to try to overturn Biden's win there. Even Texas' AG, Ken Paxton has asked the SC to stop Pennsylvania, along with Georgia, Wisconsin and Michigan's positions in the Electoral College. 

Sorry, not sorry, folks. Biden won, and the Repukes need to give up their fight. It's pathetic that my home state is loaded with losers who want to interfere with the home lives of our Democratic politicians by being violent. They all believe in LIES. PERIOD. Look at the shit they all believed in over the years: WMD in Iraq, Obama born in Kenya, Drumpf's votes all stolen and Drumpf's tax cuts creating jobs. ALL. FUCKING. LIES. Why those lies were all created is anyone's guess. My guess is simple: fear and the need for the Drumpftards to get their mouths around Alex Jones' cock.

Sadly, Repukes and conservatives are professionals in regards to believing in lies. Even when a lie is proven to be a lie, they think it's the truth. There's still assholes who all think that Obama was born in Kenya, so therefore, he can't be president. Even though he did supply a birth certificate and the newspaper announcement of his birth exists, there's no way one can change a Repuke's mind. 

Michael Moore talked about it in one of his 2015 flick, "Where To Invade Next". He talked about how Texas only allows abstinence-only education in public schools and the fact that pregnancy and STD rates among teens is some of the highest in America. He showed a clip of now-former Texas governor Rick Perry bitching that the state's sexless education program actually works with no fucking proof that it does.

I know. The Democrats are broken and have been for decades. But, we elect them simply because the right keeps diving too far to the right to the point where they're wearing red tinfoil hats with "Make America Great Again" engraved on there. Sadly, the sane Repukes are now voting Democrat only because Joe Biden has a better mental capability over Drumpf. Because of this, the Dems are becoming more centralist and moderate than ever before. To me, it's like a station that's supposed to play rock music, but plays a steady diet of Maroon 5, Counting Crows and anything Lilith Fair instead. 

Granted, I want a true progressive in the White House, but that will wait, obviously. But, it's even more painful that the current batch of Rethugs keep viewing him as a socialist who's going to take away our guns, raise our taxes and force us into sharing our doctor's office with poor black people because we're all on the same (FREE!!!) health plan. 

And in the great words of Maury Povich reading lie detector results, "that's a lie".



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Monday, December 7, 2020

12.7.20 Bee-otches of the Day: people STILL not protecting themselves during the pandemic

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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: acting like COVID is a hoax




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When the pandemic began, we had all hoped that we would never have to deal with it ourselves. 

We all heard the horror stories. Loved ones dying alone in a hospital with a ventilator shoved down their throat. Perfectly healthy people losing organs and limbs. A society crying that children can't get the virus, yet, some have indeed died from it.

To me, I view coronavirus as a game of Tag. Tag, you're it! Another mental game is the one where I ask who would be the first person I know who got it (a former co-worker of mine). Another was the first family member (a maternal cousin) and would it ever infect my place of work (and sadly, it did). 

Thankfully, new COVID vaccines are being rolled out all across the globe. America should be getting them sooner or later, though who will be getting them first is a very sensitive question. 

Sadly, there's no sugarcoating what I'm about to say. COVID-19 has now hit my immediate family. On Friday, it was announced that my mother now has the disease.

It all started on Tuesday of last week when she got out of work and developed a deep cough. She went home, went to bed and was coughing the whole night. She called me on Wednesday to warn me not to come over for dinner. She called her doctor and was told to get checked for COVID-19. A day later, she was diagnosed with the disease. 

As of now, she's still coughing, but resting at home. Because she's 65 and vapes, I worry about her health. As soon as I heard about my mom's diagnosis, I got tested for the second time since the pandemic began. Thankfully, I'm negative. However, because I was with her earlier last week, I've been told to stay home from work for a week as a precaution. 

How my mom got COVID-19 is a mystery. She works in retail and works around people with various ways of responding to the virus. Yes, there's many who mask up in public and wash their hands. Others - you guessed it - think it's a hoax and we shouldn't be worried about it. It's a shame that my Mom and I are from the area where an asshole preacher is telling people to get COVID.

Pastor Bart Spencer of Lighthouse Baptist Church in the vastly-conservative town of Holland is receiving backlash for telling his parishioners on November 14 that that he had COVID and there shouldn't be any fear regarding it. In his sermon, he told everybody one of the dumbest things I've ever heard spewed from a preacher's mouth: "COVID, it’s all good. Several people have had COVID, none have died yet. It’s OK. Get it, get it over with, press on."

This past weekend, it was announced that COVID-19 will be the second-largest cause of death in America, right behind heart disease, at year's end. It's tragic that there's still idiots out there who don't think it's that serious and we see them at rallies without masks at all. They don't realize that when and if they get COVID, they can spread it to dozens of people. They make it into a political issue instead, crying that the media created it for ratings. When they post their lies to Facebook and Twitter and when they either get banned or factchecked, they act like children and move over to Parler. 

Now that my mother is suffering with COVID, all I can say is that I hope everybody who denies its existence gets it so they know what my mother has to go through. I'm happy that Drumpf and his cronies are getting it. Last weekend, it was announced that Rudy "Toots" Giuliani has COVID. It's nice when all the wrong people on Earth get it and not the ones whom you need the most.

Thankfully, the vaccines are coming out and we'll get them hopefully soon. I'm tired of this shit, period. I want to live my life normally again. But, if we all keep wearing our masks and wash our hands regularly, this will end sooner or later. 

Nobody needs to suffer, period.



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Thursday, December 3, 2020

12.3.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: Cheeto
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: still not conceding




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As usual, when it comes to Drumpf, where do I begin?

For starters, he's in a stir when it comes to realizing that he lost the 2020 election. He uses false information, telling the media that he won and that Biden's voters included unregistered voters and dead people. Of course, he bases his information on nothing at all, just like the fact that for years, he claimed that Obama was from Kenya and was a Muslim. In fact, Obama 1) was born in Hawaii and the newspaper clippings announcing his birth exist, and 2) Obama is a Christian, and unlike Drumpf, he goes to church on Sunday.

It's been a month since the 2020 presidential elections and sadly, Drumpf hasn't conceded. Instead, he believes that he still won, plus, he thinks that Biden's win was a scam. He paid for recounts only to prove that he lost. 

Now in Michigan, it's turning into drama as the Repukelican state legislature is now conducting hearings regarding so-called voter fraud. Earlier this week, the Michigan House Oversight Committee heard from ultra-right-winged talk radio host and convicted felon "Trucker Randy" Bishop, who hails from Antrim County (and now lives in the neighborhood where I grew up, sadly). Antrim County made headlines recently when it was discovered that their results were lopsided. Originally, the traditionally-Repuke county is red, but went blue until it was discovered that human error was to blame. However, Bishop and other wackjob nutbags claim that other counties in the state used the same software. 

Bear in mind that Bishop had tax troubles some 20 years ago and was caught. Therefore, he's a convicted felon, meaning that he cannot own a gun or even a radio station. His show, Your Defending Fathers is heard on both the internet and on a radio station owned by his wife, Victoria, WCHY 97.7 in Cheboygan. Oddly enough, WCHY's signal doesn't even reach Antrim County. 

Well, guess who came to town yesterday? Why, it's the master of hair dye himself, Rudy Giuliani. Once again, defending Drumpf, he bitched about numbers that simply made no sense. He claimed that there were 700,000 fraudulent votes while there's 250,000 that were tabulated. Meanwhile, state AG Dana Nessel posted a tweet bashing the state House for calling Detroit "corrupt" for their treatment of the ballots being counted. 

Drumpf won Michigan by only 10,000 votes. Why? Because fucking Hillary didn't care two rat's asses about this state, or even the Midwest. She and the DNC fucked over Bernie and they ended up fucking themselves in the ass HARD. Now, we've realized that Drumpf is a torrid president, especially with how he treated COVID-19 and just about everything else.

When I think about Drumpf supporters, I think about losers like "Trucker Randy" - who was also pals with the militia cunts who tried to kidnap and kill Gov. Whitmer - and not about the hard-working Americans who live paycheck to paycheck. It's sad that because of him, our country is now loaded with assholes who believe in fake conspiracy theories instead of the TRUTH. We have morons who leave Twitter and Facebook over fear of being censored fact-checked and they end up spewing their shit on Parler. 

Even more pathetic is how Drumpf refused to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg's wishes when she died. Recently, the Supreme Court ruled that churches can have full services because of the First Amendment. And guess who was the deciding vote? Why, it's none other than the cunt-ass hobag who replaced RBG, Amy Cunty Barret. I shake my head every time I see a crowded church with nobody wearing masks. And yet, we have perfectly-healthy people who die of COVID-19. Just ask the late, great Honestie Hodges. Three years ago, then-11-year-old Hodges was placed in handcuffs at her house by the Grand Rapids Police. Because of how the cops treated her, the Police Department unveiled the "Honesty Policy" and retrained the cops as a result. Sadly, Honestie died last week at the tender age of 14 from COVID-19. It wouldn't shock me if the brutality she faced as a young girl caused her immune system to weaken.

Folks, we voted. We spoke out. It's time for Drumpf and his Repuke buddies to give it a rest and move on. They failed and they don't care. From the looks of things, Drumpf will have to be dragged out of the White House kicking and screaming. Well, tough shit. Us Americans wanted an adult as the president, and we'll be getting one in 48 days.

In other news, "Trucker Randy" actually owns a suit. That, I'm shocked about.


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Wednesday, December 2, 2020

12.2.20 Bee-otches of the Day: any restaurant doing indoor dining during the pandemic

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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: restaurateurs
Last Seen: throughout Michigan
Bee-otched For: going from big boys to little failures




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If you own a restaurant, you're a risk-taker.

Bob Wian defined it to a T in 1936 when he traded in his car for a 10-seat diner near Los Angeles. In an interview from the 80s, Wian talked about the lack of quality greasy spoons had at the time. He called their cooks "winos" and their waitresses "a ready date". Regarding the quality of the food, Wian claimed that if they served burgers, chances were that their customers were eating questionable parts of the cow, including the ears. 

Wian was a stickler for quality and customer satisfaction. He would even grind hamburger in front of his customers to prove that they were getting the best food money could buy. He wanted his restaurant to be clean and family friendly. So friendly, that a young boy named Richard Woodruff would come in repeatedly to enjoy his double deck hamburgers. He came in so often that Bob would call him "Big Boy", and the name stuck.

Sadly, Mr. Wian died 28 years ago at age 77. But, the spirit of that little kid in a checkered suit and suspenders still lives on at nearly 200 locations in the US. 

But, last week, that beloved statue disappeared for good in Sandusky, MI, pop. about 2,700.

The Big Boy there was forced to drop all references to the company after corporate rescinded their franchise. The reason why is because the idiot owner did something that even Bob Wian himself probably wouldn't do right now: retain dine-in service.

Troy Tank owns the former Big Boy, which is currently nameless. When the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services ordered all restaurants to end dine-in service a few weeks ago, Tank decided to defy the order and kept dine-in services rolling at his Big Boy. Since the order began, he's received more than $5,000 in fines, but has raised over $10,000 on a GoFundMe page. On his Facebook page, Tank bitched about a public health official screaming at employees and even one of his cooks, whom he claims has health issues and doesn't wear a mask while working. He also cries about his restaurant having "25 families that depend on this place to pay their bills" and yet, on his personal Facebook page, he's got a ton of photos of him holding dead deer and fish. I think he can skip a few hunting trips if he's that adamant about keeping his employees' bills paid. 

Since the state's new dine-in ban started, some have defied their orders and have seen fines and even their liquor licenses revoked. And guess what? A judge has ruled in the favor of our great state. Until when she says so, Michigan's restaurants and bars are to remain dine-in-free until Gov. Gretchen Whitmer gives the OK.

I know. Most restaurants can't live on takeout alone. But, they gotta do what they gotta do. Surprisingly, the Big Boy in Wyoming near Grand Rapids is the direct opposite of the former one in Sandusky. Turns out that Paul Simons, the owner of that BB is a progressive and supports several causes, such as Southpaws. His BB is only one of five locations within a 25 mile radius of Grand Rapids. His son posted on Facebook that he's fearing that their BB will close. Because of this, Southpaws host Darren Gibson has given that Big Boy free advertising on his show. This weekend, I plan on visiting that location to lend them my support through this tough time. I'll be a good boy and eat out in my car.

Look, 2020 has been a tough year for me, for you and almost everybody else. When the pandemic started, I wondered if it would ever hit my family. It has. One of my maternal cousins and one of the daughters of another maternal cousin of mine - who just happens to be pregnant - now have COVID-19. I am hoping that both will get through it in good health.

Folks, COVID-19 IS REAL. END OF STORY. SURPRISE! TOO MANY ASSHOLES WHO GET COVID END UP GETTING IT THEMSELVES! If you own a restaurant and you're still allowing people to sit and eat, SHUT IT DOWN! Here's an idea: keep your waitstaff and operate your restaurant as a drive-in! Hell, many Big Boys were drive-ins way back when

So, do us all a favor: keep wearing your masks and stay six feet apart. Don't like it? TOUGH! Besides, the vaccines will be out soon.

Please do it for yourself. Do it for Bob Wian.



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Tuesday, December 1, 2020

12.1.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Detroit Lions

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Name: Detroit Lions
Age: 90
Occupation: pee-wee football team
Last Seen: Detroit, MI
Bee-otched For: another year, another failed and fired coach




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Too many times, sports talkers and announcers can be annoying. 

Don't get me started on people like Howard Cosell, Jim Rome, Scott Ferrell and - dare I say his name - "Huge" Bill Simonson.

But sometimes, sports people can say some very intelligent things. Saturday afternoon's Penn State - Michigan game was no exception. 

Around 3 p.m., one of the play-by-play announcers said probably the smartest thing to ever come out of the mouth of somebody in their trade: "The Detroit Lions should have never fired Jim Caldwell".

Yes, Jim Caldwell, the winningest coach the Lions had in 50 years. He was also the winningest coach since the Ford family bought the Lions in 1964. In his four years as coach, Caldwell took the Lions to the playoffs twice, only to get defeated in the Wild Card games. 

Granted, it was the great Wayne Fontes who gave the Lions its sole playoff win in Ford family ownership history during the Barry Sanders era. But, with a 62-50 record with the Lions, Caldwell was their best coach at least during my lifetime (the worst, if you're keeping track, was Marty Mornhinweg, who only won five games in two years). But, it was Caldwell who was the sole coach in my lifetime that was over .500.

So now, the Lions have an interim coach, Darrell Bevell. Rumor has it that the team does have a few names in mind. One is 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh. He's a Detroit native and since he's Arab, he would be a good news for the Lions' compliance with the Rooney Rule.

The question is, is that can we trust the Lions to make the right decision, or will it be another pointless cycle where they switch coaches every three years? Look, Bill Ford was rumored to be a humble man and a likeable guy. Sadly, he sucked as an owner. Hell, when he hired Steve Mariucci, he didn't even bother considering interviewing people of color, pissing off the NFL. The Mariucci years sucked. Hell, the Matt Millen years sucked worse!

Now, Bill Ford is dead, and his family has been picking up the pieces since. Thankfully, the Caldwell years were some of the best in the team's history. But, they replaced a Chevy with (too soon?) an Edsel.

All I can say for now is that Sheila Ford Hamp *did* help her mom rebuild the team in the beginning and their mistake cost them. Now that Sheila's the de facto owner, only time will tell if a new coach will make a difference. After all, the Lions have been rebuilding since 1957.

Remember, folks: the "WCF" on the Lions' jerseys aren't just a tribute to William Clay Ford, who died six years ago. To the average fan, it stands for "We Can't Football".


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