3.6.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: old rich dude
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: proving that he doesn't belong in the White House

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Instead of solving the world's problems, Drumpf is giving the writers of SNL ideas left and right.

Last week, the de facto president told the press that former President Obama had wiretapped Trump Tower. However, Drumpf has no evidence this happened. This coming from the man that claimed that most of Hillary Clinton's voters were all illegal immigrants. Apparently, right-winged radio jerkoff Mark Levin started the rumor and Breitbart blew it into proportion.

When I heard this news, I shook my head. But then again, he's a Republican. If there's anything that Repukes are known for, it's for having the "if one type of person or thing is bad, they're all bad" mentality. Look at 9/11: they all thought that all Muslims are bad and they wanted all of them to get booted out of America. When I lived up north as a teen, all the older people hated the younger people. It was one reason why I moved to Grand Rapids 15 years ago.

The thing is, Drumpf is making up stuff simply because, well, he's an idiot and incompetent to run our country. What's sad is the fact that even though Hillary lead by three million votes, we got Drumpf instead. But don't look at me, I've never voted Republican in my life.

Instead of being in the White House, Drumpf needs to be in a mental hospital.
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2.28.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not really having his priorities in order

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Only in America, where kids go to dilapidated schools, people can't afford medicine and some go to bed hungry.

But Drumpf, on the other hand, wants to start World War III.

Yesterday, the pussy-grabber in chief announced that he's proposing increasing the military's budget by $54 billion while cutting that same amount of money from programs that are clearly more-needed. Yep, we'll have a $14 billion wall blocking Mexicans from crossing the border, but when that same money can fund a single-payer healthcare plan instead, it shows how Drumpf's priorities are fucked up.

I know that Drumpf wants to rid the world of Isis. But let's remember something: it was Bush's wrecking of Iraq that caused Isis to be formed in the first place. What's more pathetic is that Dubya just made a book of paintings he made of injured soldiers from his wars. Hmmmm... I wonder if Hitler made paintings of his Holocaust victims?

Tragically, tonight, the prick is going to address Congress at 9p.m. EST. Thanks, but I'll be seeing the backs of my eyelids instead. I am fed up with that asshole's rhetoric that favors the wealthy over the working class. If we had Hillary.... No, BERNIE in the White House, that $54 billion could have been put into good use. But since the DNC has become an establishment movement, we got Drumpf in the White House.

If there's some good news, it's that at least Saturday Night Live will be funny for the next four years. 
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2.27.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza

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Name: Dinesh D'Souza
Age: 55
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: San Diego, CA
Bee-otched For: getting razzed on

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Sunday was quite the eventful day for the movies.

The 89th Annual Academy Awards were held and the musical La La Land was awarded seven trophies including Best Picture for about a minute, thanks to Warren Beatty pulling a Steve Harvey. It still walked away with six trophies while Moonlight was the real Best Picture winner.

While Hollywood is all abuzz with La La Land and Moonlight, there was that other film award ceremony last weekend.

The 37th Annual Razzie Awards were handed out on Saturday, and three films were all honored for, well, sucking ass harder than a Chinese hooker. Kristen Wiig took home a Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress in Zoolander 2 while Batman Vs. Superman received four statues for Worst Supporting Actor (Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor), Worst Sequel, Worst On-screen Duo and Worst Screenplay.

However, the big "winner" at the Razzies this year was a film that was made on revenge. Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party won Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Rebekah Hall, who played Hillary Clinton), and Worst Director and Actor to its mastermind, Indian-born Dinesh D'Souza.

D'Souza - the son of wealthy parents - made this film after he spent six months in a half-way house for making illegal campaign contributions to the Republican Party in New York State. He felt that his sentence was extreme in comparison to what Hillary Clinton got in regards to the Benghazi scandal. So, he went out to make a movie that connects the Democrats to slavery and racism, even though it's the Dems who have all worked hard for Civil Rights and bringing people of all colors together.

Not only did the Razzies' organizers hated the film, it only got a whopping 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics trashed the film for being too partisan and an excuse to preach to the right-winged assholes who saw it. What might be the saddest thought about the film is that it did OK at the box office. On a $5 million budget, it made $13 million. I never saw a TV ad for the movie, though I heard that AM talk radio was all over the movie. What might be even more head-shaking about the film is the fact that the company that distributed the movie, PureFlix is the same company behind the God's Not Dead series. Yes, the Religious Reich was all over this flaming heap of shit of a movie, even though Dinesh D'Souza is a convicted felon and had an extra-marital affair.

Let's remember that this is the same asshole who claimed in his movie Obama 2016 that the world would end because of the ex-president if he was re-elected. Yeah, a record-high Dow Jones average and low unemployment signifies the Apocalypse.

Yes, Dinesh D'Souza is a false prophet. Now, he can bow to his Razzies.


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2.25.17 Weekend Mix

Tracklist:

Down - Marian Hill (Sunset Child Flip)
Grey - Kolsch
Dharma - EDX (Original Club Mix)
Le Freak - Mak & Pasteman
In a Club - Volac and Illusionize
Ill Behavior - Phat Kidz
The Stars Are Mine - Chocolate Puma/Pep and Rash
Are You There? - Josh Wink (Ben Klock Remix)
Tiny Hands - Fiona Apple (DJ Matt Bailer Remix)
The Basement Shit - Riva Starr
Get On This - Ghastly
Lisa Frank 420/Modern Computing - Macintosh Plus (remix)
Everything She Wants - Wham! (Scotty Boy Remix)
After the Afterparty - Charli XCX (Chocolate Puma Remix)

2.23.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Chick-fil-A fans

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Names: various
Ages: various
Occupations: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: kissing Chick-fil-A's ass
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It was one of those things that I thought would never happen, but it did:

Grand Rapids now has two Chick-fil-A Restaurants and one just opened in Portage, just outside Kalamazoo.

Every time I turn on the TV and the news talks about Chick-fil-A opening, I see people camping outside of their store, camping out to check out one of their chicken sandwiches. That's right! A fried piece of chicken between two buns and a pickle. I even asked one of my co-workers, who LOVES Chick-fil-A why she loves it and she said that simply, the chicken is so juicy and tender. As a matter of fact, she's been back there several times.

Before the GR locations opened, the only Chick-fil-A in Michigan was at a commissary at Wayne State University in Detroit. I would never thought of the day that our state would ever get one of them.

Yes, there's many fast food joints that EVERYBODY loves - White Castle, Shake Shack, In-and-Out, The Habit and more - that are homeless in west Michigan. But at least this area has two Chick-fil-As to call their own. It's sad, since the family that owns the company is severely far to the right and have publicly bashed homosexuals.

Years ago, Dan Cathy, the son of company founder Truett Cathy bashed gay marriage in an interview. Of course, it's sad considering that the Cathys are devout Southern Baptists and yet, the book they worship from doesn't explicitly talk about homosexuality, especially from Jesus himself. Yes, it's nice that they gave out Veggietales toys and the fact that they're closed on Sundays is helping them get into Heaven a lot quicker, but the sad reality is, is that they're doing it all wrong. The fact that the Cathys support anti-gay groups doesn't help, either.

Personally, I'd rather drive to the Division Street ghetto where GR's Popeye's is vs. going to a Chick-fil-A. I love chicken, but I respect gays, too. For way too long, people have misread and disrespected the Bible when it comes to everybody from women, blacks and especially gays. Sadly, the Cathys are guilty of doing this and I sure as hell won't do business with them.

Some things aren't worth staying in a tent for. Chicken is one of them.
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2.22.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: bullshitter-in-chief 
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: shutting the bathroom door and kicking out the fighters

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Last week during his pissy rant against the media, Drumpf told the crowd that he inherited a mess.

What mess? The fact that transgender people could now use the bathroom of their choice? Well, that's coming to an end.

Today, the Drumpf administration revealed that he's now planning to overturn President Obama's edict that allows people to use the bathroom of their choosing in public schools. Some schools were upset over Obama's ruling because it would allow men to use the women's room and so on.

Meanwhile, there is a Supreme Court case ensuing where a teenage transgender boy, Gavin Grimm, is against his school, Gloucester County in Virginia for not allowing him to use the boy's room at his school. Of course, the SC only has eight justices at the moment, so things can get interesting.

With Drumpf bowing so far to the right, this is definitely a head-shaker. Years ago while watching Wrestlemania at my local Buffalo Wild Wings, I saw what appeared to be a little black girl using the urinal in the boys room. I wondered, why in the hell couldn't she use the women's room? Strange.

The point is, I think Drumpf is simply showing his right-winged jerkoff fans that he wants to make America into a country that's self-centered and only about us. Our healthcare laws are weak comparing to other countries. Hell, look at gay marriage: Canada legalized it long before we did. Question is, will Drumpf do his damndest to not only ban transgender people from using the bathroom of their choice but also make gay marriage illegal and make other pro-gay laws moot? Stay tuned.

Meanwhile in North Dakota, protesters are burning down their tents in anger over the fact that they've all been told to leave the area of the Dakota Access Pipeline after Drumpf allowed it to continue to be built. The protesters where complaining that the pipeline could leak and poison 8,000 members of the local Indian tribe. Obama stopped the pipeline's erection, but it was Trump who allowed it to continue. After all, his energy secretary nominee, Rick Perry, is an investor of the company building the pipeline.

But let's remember this: all poop stinks, no matter what butthole it comes out of. 

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2.21.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Milo Yiannopoulos

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Name: Milo Yiannopoulos
Age: 32
Occupation: right-winged bullshitter
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: being a sick, sick asshole

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When a heart attack killed right-winged prick Andrew Breitbart almost five years ago, I thought to myself, "one down, too many to go".

Oddly enough, his venom-induced website is still in business thanks to his old business partner Larry Solov and is filled with pure idiocy. However, they know where the line is.

Senior editor Milo Yiannapoulos has left the far-right site over a YouTube video that was exposed of him making comments regarding young children having sex with older people. He claimed that there were young people capable of having relations with older people, especially those as young as 13. Milo admitted that he was molested by a priest when he was 14.

As a result of his comments, Milo has been banned from speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference this week in Maryland and Simon and Schuster has canceled their plans to publish his autobiography called "Dangerous".

Milo is well-known for his flamboyant looks, which is as moronic as his opinions. He's been well-known for bashing women, gays (despite being one himself) and Muslims. An appearance at UC-Berkley was canceled because 1,500 protesters showed up, standing against him. He was also banned from Twitter for making criticisms about the Orlando Nightclub shooting and Saturday Night Live star Leslie Jones.

Now, he thinks that it's OK for 13-year-olds to have sex with adults? Sick. You know, in his home country, there's several celebrities such as Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris and the late Jimmy Savile that have been all blacklisted for their trysts with children. Play "Rock 'n Roll Part 2" or "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" on the radio there and you'll get death threats. It's a shame that there's people in America who tolerate Milo's bullshit and clearly, it has to stop.

Suddenly, I like Perez Hilton a lot more now.  

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