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Name: Christine O'Donnell
Age: 41
Occupation: witch
Last Seen: Wilmington, DE
Bee-otched For: further proving how stupid she is
Age: 41
Occupation: witch
Last Seen: Wilmington, DE
Bee-otched For: further proving how stupid she is
First, she preached against that nasty activity known as "masturbation".
Then, we discovered that thanks to old tapes of her as a guest on Politically Incorrect that she practiced witchcraft in high school and had a date on a Satanic alter.
Now, when the Constitution's plopped right in front of her, she makes a "duuuuuuh" sound similar to Chumley from the old Tennessee Tuxedo cartoon show.
In a debate with her opponent, Chris Coons two days ago, the nominee for Delaware senator criticized him for wanting to teach creationism in public schools. However, Coons asked the question that threw Ms. O'Donnell - still single at 41 - off guard:
"Where in the Constitution is Separation of Church and State?"
(Insert Jeopardy! theme here.)
O'Donnell responded that it's not in the Constitution, but Coons proved to the world that once again, he's got a better chance of winning that senate seat once held by current Vice President Joe Biden because he knows that it's in.... THE FIRST AMENDMENT!
O'Donnell was also asked if she would be for eliminating the 14th, 16th and 17th Amendments of the Constitution, but she didn't know the first two. The 17th Amendment deals with popular vote for senators, but the 14th Amendment guarantees US citizenship for all people born in the country while the 16 Amendment allows Congress to raise taxes without permission from the individual US states.
Yes, my friend, witches are quite stupid, aren't they.
Thankfully, O'Donnell has no chance in Hell that she'll win the senate seat. Right now, she's getting the crap beaten out of her in the polls, 40% to Coons' 51% per Rasmussen. I think people in Delaware don't want a woman who is to the right of Hitler to be the senator representing one of the most-liberal states in the US. I think the people will truly speak on November 2 that they don't want a witch who hates masturbation as their senator. The Tea Party will lose, and lose big.
The Democrats in Delaware will be O'Donnell's bucket of water.
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