10.27.10 Bee-otch of the Day: Christine O'Donnell (for having some help from the big guy)

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Name: Christine O'Donnell
Age: 41
Occupation: Christian witch
Last Seen: Wilmington, DE
Bee-otched For: asking for help from a higher power  

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Right now, Christine O'Donnell is getting her ass kicked in the polls by Democrat Chris Coons.
 
She and Coons are trying to get Vice President Joe Biden's former senate chair in Delaware. Thanks to the fact that in the 1990's she was an advocate against masturbation, plus the fact that she revealed on Politically Incorrect that she once practiced witchcraft, people just don't want her to be a US senator.

The distance between her and Coons in the polls is eleven percentage points, 51 to 40%.

But according to O'Donnell, she has a little friend named Jesus and a rich billionaire from Virginia named Pat Robertson.

In an interview with Robertson's Christian Broadcast Network, O'Donnell claims that whenever people hold prayer circles for her, her poll numbers improve slightly.

"The day that we saw a spike in the polls was a day that some people had a prayer meeting for me that morning for this campaign," she added. "So I believe that prayer plays a direct role in this campaign."

But like I said, O'Donnell's campaign is DOA and God's nowhere to be found. O'Donnell's another bitch who thinks that her shit don't stink. Everytime she cries "I'm not a witch", her credibility falls by a smidgen.

Honestly, I think that the people of Delaware have spoken. They want a good Democrat with no skeletons in his closet to be senator, not a cunt who's against masturbation, one of the most-healthiest activities known to man (or woman), and SURPRISE! There's no direct verse in the Bible that prohibits it.

Maybe if she ever masturbates, shit will come out of her twat. After all, she's full of it.

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