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Name: Christine O'Donnell
Age: 41
Occupation: Republican nominee for US senator
Last Seen: Delaware
Bee-otched For: saying the four words you don't want your candidate to say
Age: 41
Occupation: Republican nominee for US senator
Last Seen: Delaware
Bee-otched For: saying the four words you don't want your candidate to say
Quick! Somebody toss some water on her!
The loony candidate for Delaware US senator is at it again. With her sorry ass trailing Chris Coons in the polls, Christine O'Donnell has unleashed a new political ad that begins with four words you don't want your candidate to say:
"I'm not a witch".
Yeppers! O'Donnell is facing criticism because of several appearances she made on Politically Incorrect that she made years ago where she proclaimed that she practiced witchcraft in high school and even that she had a date on a Satanic alter.
Bear in mind that O'Donnell first made contact with us non-witch-like people in the mid-90's when she appeared on an MTV Sex in the 90's special where she talked about her crusade against masturbation. Plus the fact that now, she's a practicing, holier-than-thou Christian.
Therefore, she's still a witch.
Ya know, Christine, give it up already. Coons owns you in the polls and in funding. The Tea Party's not gonna save you now. Go and reture to your flying monkeys and leave us alone.
Excuse me, but it's time for me to rub one out. How about to an image of O'Donnell making out with a 1975 Dr. Laura?
You may stop tossing beer bottles at me now.
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