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Name: 5 million suckers
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: wasting their time for Sarah Palin
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: wasting their time for Sarah Palin
Last Sunday, five million Americans could have watched good TV.
They would have watched the football game on NBC, Desperate Housewives whoring it up on ABC, Lois Griffin getting the shit kicked out of her on Fox or even the CEO of Lucky Strike Lanes bawling his eyes out over his parents' passing on CBS.
But tragically, no. Instead, they wasted their time watching that piece of shit known as Sarah Palin on TLC touring Alaska.
That's right! Five million suckers watched the inaugural episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska on TLC. The program is currently the most-watched offering in TLC's 38-year history. In the program, Sarah and her family trek the state in what is called part documentary and part travelogue.
And that, my friends, is all I care about personally.
It's sad that we didn't even know her three years ago and then suddenly, John McCain dragged her out of nowhere to be his running mate. Honestly, I thought he had a chance of winning if her politics weren't so far to the right.
Tragically, Sarah's the biggest media whore out there. Her book has sold millions and she makes millions offering her BS views on Fox News Channel. Even worse, people are still interested in her. Who knows? Maybe she'll run for president in 2012 only to get her ass handed to her by Obama again.
No wonder why somebody wanted to blow up the building TLC's located.
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