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Name: Glenn Beck
Age: 47
Occupation: right-winged putz
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: bashing Detroit
Age: 47
Occupation: right-winged putz
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: bashing Detroit
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Awwwwww! Did somebody poop in your Corn Flakes again, Glennie-poo?
Once again, the right-winged nutty professor who can't live without a chalkboard has opened his mouth. This time, he bashed the city of Detroit by comparing the city to Hiroshima the day after they dropped the Atom Bomb.
"One city embraced the free-market system and the entrepreneurial spirit; the other embraced progressive policies and corrupt government and unions and companies that weren't’t allowed to fail and they should've failed cause they stunk on ice," he said on his Fox News Channel TV show Monday. Beck claims that Detroit's Democratic leans and ass-kissing to the unions are the reason why the city has been falling apart for decades.
Beck also ripped apart Chrysler and GM for their government bailouts which saved the companies which actually started under the aegis of President Bush.
Detroit Mayor and legendary Piston David Bing's office released a statement to the Associated Press: "Like many national media members, Glenn Beck has probably never been to Detroit, understood Detroit, and doesn't care about Detroit. We welcome him to see and experience Detroit for himself so that he can deliver facts, rather than repeat fiction."
Beck's radio show does not have a Detroit affiliate; its closest affiliate is WAAM 1600 Ann Arbor, whose signal hardly makes it into the Motor City. A conservative talk station in a VERY liberal city, WAAM's ratings are at a horrid 1.3 in the latest Arbitrends. However, it's worth noting that Beck might not make it into Detroit anytime soon since his radio show has lost several affiliates in the past few weeks, namely his current hometown of New York City, his former hometown of Philadelphia and (surprise) Madison.
Ya know, I agree with Beck. Detroit ain't perfect. But'cha know? A lot of people leave Detroit and retire to northern Michigan. Ever been to Alba? Lots of dilapidated buildings downtown. Does Glenn Beck bash that city? How about Mancelona where everybody sleeps with their cousins and even that town's downtown ain't pretty, either.
Not long ago, I saw a short film about a nice section of Detroit showing a man running an ice cream shop. His grandkids were running up and down the street. Did gang members come and snatch them? NO! The point is, the conservatives HATE Detroit because it's liberal and it's mostly black.
Wanna know why Hiroshima's a nice city today? It's because everybody's buying Toyotas. Why? Because just before he died, FDR proposed a new Bill of Rights to maintain a middle class in America. But, he died and his bill never passed. Even more, his people went to the destroyed countries during World War II and gave those folks the rights we wanted. Now, people in England, Japan and Germany have free health care, good unions and good jobs. Toyotas sell because their cars are built to higher standards than ours. Yeah, there's those sticky gas pedals, but we're all entitled to make mistakes some time or another. Just ask the Big Three.
I agree with the Mayor's office and maybe Glenn should go to a Red Wing game some time. Bad economy or not, they sell out Joe Louis Arena game after game. No, Auburn Hills doesn't count, even though the Pistons play there. Plus, they suck and they're looking for new owners. I've driven through Detroit on a Saturday night and I was safe. I wasn't robbed, beaten or raped, thank you much.
Glenn Beck: another lily white guy.
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