Saturday, December 15, 2018

12.15.18 Weekend Mix



Pete Shelley - Homosapien
Will Sparks - Senseless
Ferry Corstein & Saad Ayub - Synchronicity
Jauz & XX92 f/Bru-C - Get Widdit
Sheni Doko & GIANKA - The Synth
Chapeleiro - Jungle
Noisestorm f/Foreign Beggars - Breakout
Party Favor - Circle Up f/Bipolar Sunshine
Snails - Feel The Vibe (Space Jesus remix)
Snavs & Kage - MSN
Doctor P & Shapes - Cold Individual
Darren Tate & Dt8 Project - Timeless
Aphex Twin - abundance10edit
XYZed - System Overload
Afrojack f/Oliver Twizt, Angger Dimas & MC Ambush - Pop That
Algo - Shake Hands
Au5 & Crystal Skies - Cataclysm
4B & TEEZ - Whistle
Godlands - 2 Clips
Jackal - Don't Come Near Me I Am A Monster
KSHMR & 7 Skies - Neverland
Layto - Little Poor Me
ODESZA - Loyal
Phiso - Pattern Screamer
Rusko - High (Bassnectar remix)
Haus of Panda - Like This
Mastodon - Death Pit
Ummet Ozcan x Coone X Villain - Trash Moment
Algo & Tiigers - In The Cut
Bro Safari & UFO! - Clockwork
Black Tiger Sex Machine & Apashe - Replicants (Kompany remix)
Pegboard Nerds & Dion Timmer - Escape
Qoiet - Kill TRACED
Rickyxsan & Oski - Back
Riot Ten & Throwdown f/Bok Nero - Act a Fool
Rival x Cadmium f/Rosendale - Willow Tree
Romen Jewels - My Drug f/Silvester Belt
Ryan Browne - Epitaph
SLANDER & Spag Heddy f/Elle Vee - Running To You
Subtronics - Tresspasser


Thursday, December 13, 2018

12.12.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump



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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, D.C.
Bee-otched For: getting one step closer to jail
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Well, it's official: Drumpf is one step closer to seeing steel.

His beloved lawyer, Michael Cohen has been sentenced to three years in prison all due to the hush money scandal that has rocked Drumpf's presidency. A lot of it's due to his affairs with porn star Stormy Daniels and ex-Playboy model Karen Mcdougal.

Of course, Individual-1 paid those two ladies thousands in hush money to protect his campaign in 2016. Trust me, I believe in the lie detector results. And if Cohen failed at protecting Drumpf, well, guess what? It's Mueller Time.

Folks, the proof is in front of us. Drumpf needs to vacate the White House by any means necessary. He's a threat to our democracy and deserves to rot in prison. If his people go to jail, he needs to go, too.

We can't wait another two years.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

12.11.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, D.C.
Bee-otched For: smocking from the wrong crackpipe
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If there's any type of person I can't stand, it's those who don't know good grammar.

You know, people who think that a comma is used like this: (word) ,(word) instead of this: (word), (word). There are those who always use an apostrophe in all plural word's <-like that. And yes, there are those who are piss-poor spellers, misspelling words that even a first grader can spell.

But leave it up to Drumpf, who could make Jim Carrey cringe.

In a recent tweet, he spelled "smoking" "smocking". Now, I'm typing this on my smartphone, and "smocking" didn't even come up on my autocorrect list. "Smock", OTOH is defined as "a loose dress or blouse, with the upper part closely gathered in smocking." Makes perfect sense from the de facto president who introduced us all to the phrase "grab 'em by the pussy".

With the Dow going downward all because of the tariffs regarding Drumpf's BS, it explains that an asshole who can't spell "smoking" can't get the economy to work right.

Of course, Drumpf ended up in an altercation with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer today over funding for his little dream wall at the Mexican border. Funny how we don't have universal healthcare or free colleges, but protecting us from those less fortunate than us? Please.

For somebody who can't spell "smoking", he sure acts like a spoiled bastard sitting in his high chair, kicking and screaming. Everything has to go his way or else he'll shutter the government. Well, 2020 is fast-approaching, and seeing his dismissal will be a dream come true to many Americans.

Or even better, seeing a "smocking" gun blow a bullet to his brain.
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Monday, December 10, 2018

12.10.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Nestle


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Name: Nestle
Age: 152
Occupation: food giant
Last Seen: Switzerland
Bee-otched For: propaganda
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It's no secret that one of the great things about the great state of Michigan is the abundance of water.

Four of the five Great Lakes border our state and is a part of the reason for the state's tourism. Some in much-drier states like Arizona have pushed for pipelines from our state's waterways to their state. I don't blame them, since the water in Arizona tastes like mud. But guess what? It sucks to be an Arizonian.

But for a few bucks, you can have as taste of the Great Lakes no matter where you are. Thank Nestle for that.

As it is, the Swiss food giant is paying the state of Michigan a pittance of $200 per year to pump water out of our lakes. Of course, the Repukes all cry that they're giving the people of Canadian Lakes and Evart jobs, but the sad reality is that if you live in the area, it's a bitch to take a shower with the lack of water pressure.

One of the sickening tragedies about all this is the fact that Nestle's chairman, Paul Bulcke once stated that water was not a human right. This coming from an asshole who makes $11 million per year off of our water.

So, what's Nestle doing to make us feel a little better about buying bottles of Ice Mountain or Pure Life? Simple: running commercials on local Grand Rapids TV about them giving shit tons of their bottled water to the citizens of Flint. So far, two commercials were produced.

However, the people of Flint reportedly are pissed over the commercials because it was Nestle who helped create the water crisis in the first place. They're pumping out of the same source Flint used for decades, Lake Huron. As part of the deal, Flint changed their water source over to the polluted Flint River, which ended up corroding the water lines.

Today, most in Flint are still without clean water and Nestle's simply giving them a handout to make themselves look good. Sorry, I'm not buying it.

The more I look at those commercials, the more I hate Nestle. They don't deserve my - or anybody's - money for what they've done to my home state. This, of course is coming from somebody who would put four scoops of Quik powder in his milk as a kid to the dismay of his own mother.

"OH! BUT THEY CREATE JOBS!" Well, if our water ends up tasting like Colorado River water, we're all going to suffer. 

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Thursday, December 6, 2018

12.6.18 Bee-otch of the Day: any Michigan town that's anti-marijuana


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Name: various towns in Michigan
Age: various
Occupation: places people whose IQ is lower than room temperature
Last Seen: all throughout Michigan
Bee-otched For: being stuck in the ice ages
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Over the years, Michigan has been mostly a blue state.

Yes, we went red for Drumpf and George H.W. Bush, but that's what happens when the Democrats become milquetoast. But because we fight for good jobs, good pay and our environment, most of us prefer a good lefty to fight evil corporations like Nestle who profit off of our natural resources.

But starting today, Michigan goes green.

Recently, voters passed a proposal that legalized marijuana and early today, it became totally legal. Michigan is one of only ten states and the only one in the midwest to allow the sale of recreational pot. The state has legalized medicinal marijuana for a decade.

Sadly, there are a few towns in the state that are frowning on the legalization of all things pot, including a few here in west Michigan. Cedar Springs has outlawed all pot sales and ultra-conservative Hudsonville has banned it all together. Oh, and by the way, their mayor is a dick.

You know, I feel that all Americans have the right to smoke pot when they want. Same with alcohol. It bothers me knowing that there are some who are drinking the "Reefer Madness" Kool-Aid and thinking that pot will kill you. The reality is that I think the good will definitely outweigh the bad. I think that pot legalization will decrease the opioid epidemic and will help many get off expensive medications. There's people whose cancers were cured from - SURPRISE! - smoking pot. Just imagine life being better for Michigan, and increased sales for Little Caesars and Jets.

Maybe those who are against pot need to start smoking it.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

12.5.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Joseph Bellino

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Name: Joseph Bellino
Age: ??
Occupation: state legislator
Last Seen: Monroe, MI
Bee-otched For: making us drink less beer and pop
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Us Michiganders have it so lucky.

There are many states that charge deposits for pop and beer cans and bottles. Of course, you get your money back if you return your bottles to the store. But unlike other states where the deposit is five cents, Michigan's deposit rate is a full dime.

Thanks to the high deposit, Michigan has some of the lowest roadside litter rates in the nation. But there's a state legislator who wants to change all that.

And yes, there's an R after his name.

Joseph Bellino of Monroe claims that the state's deposit laws are hurting smaller mom-n-pop stores. Under Michigan law, all stores that sell pop and beer must accept bottles and cans of the brands they sell. Bellino owns the Broadway Market in Monroe and claims that the state's deposit laws are costing him $9,000 per year. According to him, he has to pay somebody to sort cans and bottles to be bagged and sent back to its distributors. As somebody who once worked at two different party stores in my lifetime and did such a thing, I know what he's talking about.

Yes, sorting bottles ain't glamorous, especially with beer dripping down your arm. But, it's a job. Getting rid of the state's deposit laws will mean less jobs, more trash on the side of the roads and more animals eating the plastic, getting sick and dying. Plus, people who now their lawns would get their blades damaged from the litter.

Personally, I recommend returning your empties to bigger stores like Walmart because they can afford to lose $9,000 per year. It is true that there are smaller stores out there that are suffering, plus the fact that there are several towns in Michigan that don't have a real supermarket anymore. But that doesn't mean that we need to abolish the ten cent deposit laws so Podunk can still have an IGA that hasn't been updated since 1973 and half-empty shelves. Yes, having a business is so one can make money. But, you can't have money until you pay people to help you out.

In the end, if pRick Synder passes this into law, this will prove that he's a man that hates the environment. Fucking up Flint's water system and not doing a lot about Line 5? No problem!

Remember, folks, Monroe is part of the Toledo area and not Detroit. Think about that for a minute or two.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

12.4.18 Bee-otch of the Day: George H.W. Bush


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Name: George H.W. Bush
Age: was 94
Occupation: ex-president
Last Seen: not on this earth
Bee-otched For: well, everything



A few weeks ago, animation historian Steve Stanchfield uploaded to YouTube an old piece of propaganda.

It was a 1936 animated campaign film produced for Alf Landon, who was running for president against Franklin D. Roosevelt. In the film - produced by Ted Eshbaugh - a jackass donkey does what they do the best: kicks and eats everything in its sight. In the end, a regular donkey - used to symbolize "constitutional" Democrats - kicks the jackass into the distance while an elephant walks in. In the end, Uncle Sam is using the donkey and the elephant to plow together, symbolizing unity in the two-party system.

Of course, it was the Repukes who got us into the Great Depression as it was. But instead of listening to them, FDR went at it alone and the New Deal helped save America from ruin. Alf Landon of course lost the 1936 election and fell into obscurity.

Growing up, I learned about sportsmanship. If somebody is better than you, you congratulate that person and so on. One of the problems with that in politics is the fact that for too long, bipartisanship tends to lead to us Americans not getting the same respect people in other countries get. Look at Obamacare: it's not universal healthcare, but at least it's better than your insurer telling you that you can't get treated simply because you have a pre-existing condition.

To me, I get flustered hearing about the two sole Democratic presidents in my lifetime kissing George H.W. Bush's ass after he died Friday night. Hell, Clinton even referred to 41 as his second father and Obama seemed to be quite fond if the Bushes even after he inherited the fucking quagmire his son created.

Yes, 41 had one quality, and it was the fact that he was one-and-done with his presidency. Simply put, he was Reagan's third term, busting unions, fucking up the economy and totally ignoring the AIDS crisis. He was obsessed with war, throwing our troops into Iraq.

But the worst quality of 41 was definitely 43. He threw us into Iraq again, plus Afghanistan for no reason whatsoever. To this day, our poor, tired troops are over in Afghanistan fighting an oil man's war. Let's not forget the 3000 poor souls who died on 9/11 over his ignorance and the 4000 more in his fake wars. Dubya is wanted in several countries for war crimes.

You know, the more I think about the Bushes, the Repukes and the Dems who kiss their ass, the more I wish we had real progressives in politics. The real test to me is healthcare. We're one of the few nations on earth where it costs $2,000 to excise a CYST. Yes, a cyst. Trust me on this one since it happened to me last summer.

But to me, one of the big reasons why I hate the Bushes is because of how they and Reagan fucked over the middle class in the 1980s. They busted the unions and gave the wealthy a huge tax break. When I graduated a small tech school in 2001, there were NO jobs out there. NONE. My asshole conservative Repuke ex-stepdad wanted me out of his house, even forcing my mom to force me to sign an application for an apartment with me not having a decent job. Thanks to people like GHWB, my mom and ex-stepdad were stuck in a timewarp where there were jobs everywhere when there weren't, especially in rural northern Michigan.

So there. George H.W. Bush is dead and I feel fine, thank you very much. Didn't like what I had to say? Walk a few miles in my shoes. I had to live TEN FUCKING YEARS making chicken shit wages and no other real jobs around. I even threatened to move several times. When people pushed me down for having a shitty job and living in a shitty apartment, I wished they would walk in my shoes and others who had college degrees and making $8/hr. at Walmart. Not my or their fault. This is what we get for voting Republican, and this is what happens when we have Democrats who don't mind giving them a rimjob.

BTW, I love Mike Peters' editorial tribute to GHWB and his wife, Barbara. It's too bad the parachute opened.

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