11.17.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Parents Television Council

BECOME AN AFFILIATE OF T-SHIRT HELL AND MAKE SOME MONEY! DON'T FORGET TO "LIKE" BEE-OTCH OF THE DAY ON FACEBOOK! ------------------- Name: Parents Television Council Age: 16 Occupation: right-winged group of maniacs Last Seen: Alexandria, VA Bee-otched For: trying to get Howard Stern off America's Got Talent --- One of America's most-notorious decency groups is at it again. Earlier in the week, the Parents Television Council made a statement that if NBC were to hire Howard Stern to replace Piers Morgan on America's Got Talent, they would be "alienating families" and "missing out on tens of millions of dollars in advertising revenue". The news came late last week that Stern is rumored to replace Morgan on the talent show. Morgan is leaving the program to focus on his ailing CNN show. Rumors has it that Stern could receive $15 million per season to judge the show. The PTC claims that Stern could bring profanity to the family-friendly show; its president was even asked in an interview that Stern played on Wednesday's show what he felt about George Carlin, and he said that he was gentile on Shining Time Station, but Stern's style is too crude. What's even funnier is that Winter used the words "pissed off" in the interview. So much for family values. Ah, yes, the PTC. The same group whose 12,000 alleged members sent letters to the FCC after the infamous Janet Jackson nip slip at the Super Bowl while almost nobody else could care less. They love making mountains out of molehills. After all, government-owned CBC and BBC never has problems showing skin and profanity on their channels. Yet, we're stuck with the FCC and their abhorrent and unconstitutional policies that only matter to less than 1% of the population. One thing about the PTC is that some of their members - including Billy Ray Cyrus and TV producer Gary Johnson - were all involved with the now-defunct PAX network. OK, so if they claim that Americans are dying for wholesome, family fun, then why did the PAX network went belly-up? Sorry, but the 99ers have spoken. If Howard Stern on AGT scares off some lily-white Jebus freaks, let it. If advertisers leave, let 'em. I'll do my duty to boycott those who spit on him. Plus, Howard will be sitting next to Sharon Osbourne! And she's not vulgar? The religious right: in their feeble minds, Howard Stern IS the motherfuckin' Antichrist. ---   Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @  chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome! Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com ! Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!