Name: The National Broadcasting Company
Age: 91
Occupation: broadcasting giant
Last Seen: New York, NY
Bee-otched For: pimping the shit out of crap
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OK, so whose idea was it for NBC to sign Megyn Kelly?
Earlier this year, the Peacock Network signed the former Fox News Channel bitch to do several shows for them. The first show, Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly has been a colossal flop so far. One NBC affiliate, WVIT in Hartford, CT even yanked an episode because it featured wackjob Alex Jones, who made disparaging remarks about the families whose children were either killed or injured at Sandy Hook.
The good news is that Sunday Night is on hiatus for now thanks to a show that ACTUALLY gets ratings: Sunday Night Football. But NBC has decided to use its promo time to promote that other show Megyn is involved in: the third hour of The Today Show that will be renamed Megyn Kelly Today. In the promos, they say that it's going to be different, blah blah blah, but to me, it'll be another hour of Today that I won't be able to stand.
In the past few years, Today has seen a decline in quality thanks to hiring people that, well, people don't like. Like Dubya's drunk bar slut daughter Jenna and speaking of drunk bitches, the vomit-inducing fourth hour of the program with Kathie Lee and Hoda. As-is, the ratings don't lie: Good Morning America has been beating the shit out of Today in recent years, probably because Today has become dull and fluffy.
Like I said some time ago, the reason for NBC hiring Kelly is simply to kiss the ass of the Republicans so parent company Comcast could have more control of the web. Same thing happened when the Democrats were running the show. The network used to lean to the left with hosts like Ed Schultz and others, but many of them were canned because of that exact reason. Of course, Rachael Maddow is still on MSNBC simply because, well, she still has ratings.
Recently, I got cable again for the first time in ages (thanks to these guys) and not once have I watched MSNBC. They've jumped the shark for all I care. Yes, I still watch the NBC Nightly News, but sometimes, I shake my head watching it because it sounds like a commercial for their other shit. Hell, I was watching Sunday Today with Willie Geist a few weeks ago and Drunk Jenna was doing some fluff piece about the military. Thankfully, I changed the channel ASAP. Nothing like a woman whose father started three fake wars over lies and he's pretending like he cares by painting them.
In the end, the ratings will speak. I think Megyn's little talk show will fail and NBC will be out $20 million. It'll be a bigger flop than Katie Couric hosting the CBS Evening News, mark my words.
Maybe Megyn should go back to Fox News. Hey! Roger Ailes is gone!
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Age: 91
Occupation: broadcasting giant
Last Seen: New York, NY
Bee-otched For: pimping the shit out of crap
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OK, so whose idea was it for NBC to sign Megyn Kelly?
Earlier this year, the Peacock Network signed the former Fox News Channel bitch to do several shows for them. The first show, Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly has been a colossal flop so far. One NBC affiliate, WVIT in Hartford, CT even yanked an episode because it featured wackjob Alex Jones, who made disparaging remarks about the families whose children were either killed or injured at Sandy Hook.
The good news is that Sunday Night is on hiatus for now thanks to a show that ACTUALLY gets ratings: Sunday Night Football. But NBC has decided to use its promo time to promote that other show Megyn is involved in: the third hour of The Today Show that will be renamed Megyn Kelly Today. In the promos, they say that it's going to be different, blah blah blah, but to me, it'll be another hour of Today that I won't be able to stand.
In the past few years, Today has seen a decline in quality thanks to hiring people that, well, people don't like. Like Dubya's drunk bar slut daughter Jenna and speaking of drunk bitches, the vomit-inducing fourth hour of the program with Kathie Lee and Hoda. As-is, the ratings don't lie: Good Morning America has been beating the shit out of Today in recent years, probably because Today has become dull and fluffy.
Like I said some time ago, the reason for NBC hiring Kelly is simply to kiss the ass of the Republicans so parent company Comcast could have more control of the web. Same thing happened when the Democrats were running the show. The network used to lean to the left with hosts like Ed Schultz and others, but many of them were canned because of that exact reason. Of course, Rachael Maddow is still on MSNBC simply because, well, she still has ratings.
Recently, I got cable again for the first time in ages (thanks to these guys) and not once have I watched MSNBC. They've jumped the shark for all I care. Yes, I still watch the NBC Nightly News, but sometimes, I shake my head watching it because it sounds like a commercial for their other shit. Hell, I was watching Sunday Today with Willie Geist a few weeks ago and Drunk Jenna was doing some fluff piece about the military. Thankfully, I changed the channel ASAP. Nothing like a woman whose father started three fake wars over lies and he's pretending like he cares by painting them.
In the end, the ratings will speak. I think Megyn's little talk show will fail and NBC will be out $20 million. It'll be a bigger flop than Katie Couric hosting the CBS Evening News, mark my words.
Maybe Megyn should go back to Fox News. Hey! Roger Ailes is gone!
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