Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: The Quicker Picker Upper
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being Drumpf
Age: 71
Occupation: The Quicker Picker Upper
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being Drumpf
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Where do I even begin....
By now, we all know what Drumpf has been up to over the past few days. He responded to the devastation Puerto Rico got by throwing its citizens paper towels, he and his wife got a verbal tongue-lashing on 60 Minutes by ex-wife Ivana, and yadda yadda yadda.
But speaking on Mike Huckabee's new show, he proved himself to be a total assclown as usual.
During the 30-minute interview, Drumpf proclaimed that "we are the highest taxed nation in the world" which was a lie, he claimed that we have over $3 trillion overseas and that's unaccounted for and he's pissed that the media only worries about San Juan mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz since she's running for governor. He also claimed in the interview that our enthusiasm for business in America has never been higher, but that's only because of Obama.
Here's the funny thing: last week, Drumpf ripped on NBC for being in his mind, inaccurate. But guess what channel Fuckabee's new show is airing? Why, it's none other than the Trinity Broadcasting Network, the cable home of fake preachers like Benny Hinn, TD Jakes, Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, John Hagee and others who have made a career of ripping people off by telling them that they'll be closer to God if they give them money.
Recently, TBN was ordered to pay $2 million to Carra Crouch, the granddaughter of network founders Paul and Jan Crouch. When she was 13, Carra was raped in a hotel room in Atlanta during a TBN event and the network refused to report him to the police. Since then, Carra's side of the family - consisting of father Paul Crouch, Jr. and sister Brittany Koper - was let go from the network while Paul, Jr.'s brother, Matthew has been running the network. It was Koper who became a whistleblower against her grandparents' network, who claimed that they used peoples' monies to buy mansions, jet planes and even a home for their dogs.
Of course, TBN is well-known for their scandals; many years ago, founder Paul Crouch paid $400,000 to a former male employee who claimed that Crouch ordered to have sex with him to keep his job. He took a lie detector test on a TV show on the now-defunct PAX Network that mysteriously never aired.
The sad thing is that Drumpf will attack any network that bashes him, but in the end, he'll stand up for TBN and Fox News Channel, two networks that have seen their fair share of scandals. The truth must be told, Drumpf doesn't represent the small guy at all. He's just a prick who flaunts with the wrong people.
Somewhere, Jesus is weeping.
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