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Name: the Florida House of Representatives
Age: 173
Occupation: right-winged pricks
Last Seen: Tallahassee, FL
Bee-otched For: caring about the peanuts while the elephants walk by
Age: 173
Occupation: right-winged pricks
Last Seen: Tallahassee, FL
Bee-otched For: caring about the peanuts while the elephants walk by
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Yesterday, a group of 100 students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School - the same school that got shot up last week - went to the Florida State Capitol in Tallahassee in hopes of getting their voices heard.
They were there to persuade the state's House of Representatives to look into getting a bill passed that would begin discussions into strengthening gun laws in the state, especially after 17 people were killed at their school, plus the melee at Orlando's Pulse nightclub that killed 49.
Sadly, the state reps turned down that bill. However, they did pass the next bill on the agenda, declaring pornography a health risk.
Yes, according to the Florida House of Reps, porn, not guns are bad for you.
According to the bill's sponsor, Rep. Ross Spano, he believes that porn can lead to mental and physical illness and deviant behavior. But fellow Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith questioned him, claiming that porn does not kill people. WELL, DURH!
One of the most-sickening parts of America is the fact that it's easier to buy a gun instead of getting laid for some. Here in Grand Rapids, strip clubs have been outlawed since 2006 because of a haggard old bitch named Judy Rose who opposed a new strip club that had both topless and fully-nude dancers, Showgirl Galleria. Since the strip club ban, crime in GR has risen and so has prostitution since nobody wants to go to a bikini club and see something they already see at the beach.
This is what's wrong with America, folks: porn is bad and strip clubs must be shuttered while there must be a gun shop on every street corner. Here in GR, wanna see pussy? Gotta drive all the way to Muskegon (and from what I've heard, Odyssey is a hellhole). But here in Grand Rapids, drive up and down Division Ave. and there's a gun shop or a pawn shop selling Uzis, AK-47s and AR-15s for your school shooting needs.
Remember, when Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her breast during the Super Bowl Halftime show in 2004, the FCC cracked down on so-called indecency. After Sandy Hook and the mass shootings in Las Vegas, Orlando and now, Parkland, don't expect the government to do a damn thing. Drumpf might have been listening to the families affected, but he thinks that all will bowl over in the end.
This is why other countries laugh at us. They have tough gun laws and no school shootings while they have full frontal nudity on TV. Here, it's the other way around. Ever watch Jerry Springer? One mm of butt cheek gets a blur patch.
We can go on and on, but for God's sake, protect the boobies, not assault rifles!
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Yesterday, a group of 100 students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School - the same school that got shot up last week - went to the Florida State Capitol in Tallahassee in hopes of getting their voices heard.
They were there to persuade the state's House of Representatives to look into getting a bill passed that would begin discussions into strengthening gun laws in the state, especially after 17 people were killed at their school, plus the melee at Orlando's Pulse nightclub that killed 49.
Sadly, the state reps turned down that bill. However, they did pass the next bill on the agenda, declaring pornography a health risk.
Yes, according to the Florida House of Reps, porn, not guns are bad for you.
According to the bill's sponsor, Rep. Ross Spano, he believes that porn can lead to mental and physical illness and deviant behavior. But fellow Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith questioned him, claiming that porn does not kill people. WELL, DURH!
One of the most-sickening parts of America is the fact that it's easier to buy a gun instead of getting laid for some. Here in Grand Rapids, strip clubs have been outlawed since 2006 because of a haggard old bitch named Judy Rose who opposed a new strip club that had both topless and fully-nude dancers, Showgirl Galleria. Since the strip club ban, crime in GR has risen and so has prostitution since nobody wants to go to a bikini club and see something they already see at the beach.
This is what's wrong with America, folks: porn is bad and strip clubs must be shuttered while there must be a gun shop on every street corner. Here in GR, wanna see pussy? Gotta drive all the way to Muskegon (and from what I've heard, Odyssey is a hellhole). But here in Grand Rapids, drive up and down Division Ave. and there's a gun shop or a pawn shop selling Uzis, AK-47s and AR-15s for your school shooting needs.
Remember, when Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her breast during the Super Bowl Halftime show in 2004, the FCC cracked down on so-called indecency. After Sandy Hook and the mass shootings in Las Vegas, Orlando and now, Parkland, don't expect the government to do a damn thing. Drumpf might have been listening to the families affected, but he thinks that all will bowl over in the end.
This is why other countries laugh at us. They have tough gun laws and no school shootings while they have full frontal nudity on TV. Here, it's the other way around. Ever watch Jerry Springer? One mm of butt cheek gets a blur patch.
We can go on and on, but for God's sake, protect the boobies, not assault rifles!
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