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Name: the Devos family
Age: various
Occupation: rich assholes
Last Seen: Holland, MI
Bee-otched For: getting rammed
Age: various
Occupation: rich assholes
Last Seen: Holland, MI
Bee-otched For: getting rammed
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25 years ago, there was a TV show called seaQuest DSV. It was a show about explorers who navigate the ocean in the future. The show was produced by Steven Spielberg and starred Roy Scheider. However, the show was canceled because of sagging ratings.
Now, the boat called the "SeaQuest", owned by a family trying to take America into the past is now on hiatus because of somebody who did a public service for us middle class people. They untied the yacht and let it float down Lake Huron.
The $40 million boat was discovered untied Sunday morning and ended up striking the dock, causing $10,000 in damages and scratches to the vessel. It's unknown why the 163-foot boat was in Lake Huron, though Betsy Devos recently spoke at an Ohio school.
The SeaQuest is one of ten yachts owned by the Devoses, whose wealth is estimated at $5.3 billion. The police are hoping that surveillance footage will help them discover the hero.
Well, it sucks to be them. This is a family who made their money on a pyramid scheme and has proudly supported hate groups for years. The fact that Betsy has been trying to destroy public schools as education secretary makes them well-deserving of having their precious little boat become unhitched.
You know, folks, my mom drives an older car. Last week, somebody slammed her rear bumper off her car. Thankfully, insurance will fix it. Then, just yesterday, somebody broke in the car, tore out the radio and threw out everything in the glove compartment. Unlike the Devoses, she works her ass off at her job and doesn't deserve this treatment. It only makes me even happier that she's moving here to Grand Rapids in a few months.
As for the Devoses, their little boat will get fixed. But it sucks to be them. But then again, $10,000 to them is $1 to us.
I just hope that the hero who did this doesn't get caught.
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25 years ago, there was a TV show called seaQuest DSV. It was a show about explorers who navigate the ocean in the future. The show was produced by Steven Spielberg and starred Roy Scheider. However, the show was canceled because of sagging ratings.
Now, the boat called the "SeaQuest", owned by a family trying to take America into the past is now on hiatus because of somebody who did a public service for us middle class people. They untied the yacht and let it float down Lake Huron.
The $40 million boat was discovered untied Sunday morning and ended up striking the dock, causing $10,000 in damages and scratches to the vessel. It's unknown why the 163-foot boat was in Lake Huron, though Betsy Devos recently spoke at an Ohio school.
The SeaQuest is one of ten yachts owned by the Devoses, whose wealth is estimated at $5.3 billion. The police are hoping that surveillance footage will help them discover the hero.
Well, it sucks to be them. This is a family who made their money on a pyramid scheme and has proudly supported hate groups for years. The fact that Betsy has been trying to destroy public schools as education secretary makes them well-deserving of having their precious little boat become unhitched.
You know, folks, my mom drives an older car. Last week, somebody slammed her rear bumper off her car. Thankfully, insurance will fix it. Then, just yesterday, somebody broke in the car, tore out the radio and threw out everything in the glove compartment. Unlike the Devoses, she works her ass off at her job and doesn't deserve this treatment. It only makes me even happier that she's moving here to Grand Rapids in a few months.
As for the Devoses, their little boat will get fixed. But it sucks to be them. But then again, $10,000 to them is $1 to us.
I just hope that the hero who did this doesn't get caught.
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