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Name: various towns in Michigan
Age: various
Occupation: places people whose IQ is lower than room temperature
Last Seen: all throughout Michigan
Bee-otched For: being stuck in the ice ages
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Over the years, Michigan has been mostly a blue state.
Yes, we went red for Drumpf and George H.W. Bush, but that's what happens when the Democrats become milquetoast. But because we fight for good jobs, good pay and our environment, most of us prefer a good lefty to fight evil corporations like Nestle who profit off of our natural resources.
But starting today, Michigan goes green.
Recently, voters passed a proposal that legalized marijuana and early today, it became totally legal. Michigan is one of only ten states and the only one in the midwest to allow the sale of recreational pot. The state has legalized medicinal marijuana for a decade.
Sadly, there are a few towns in the state that are frowning on the legalization of all things pot, including a few here in west Michigan. Cedar Springs has outlawed all pot sales and ultra-conservative Hudsonville has banned it all together. Oh, and by the way, their mayor is a dick.
You know, I feel that all Americans have the right to smoke pot when they want. Same with alcohol. It bothers me knowing that there are some who are drinking the "Reefer Madness" Kool-Aid and thinking that pot will kill you. The reality is that I think the good will definitely outweigh the bad. I think that pot legalization will decrease the opioid epidemic and will help many get off expensive medications. There's people whose cancers were cured from - SURPRISE! - smoking pot. Just imagine life being better for Michigan, and increased sales for Little Caesars and Jets.
Maybe those who are against pot need to start smoking it.
Age: various
Occupation: places people whose IQ is lower than room temperature
Last Seen: all throughout Michigan
Bee-otched For: being stuck in the ice ages
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Over the years, Michigan has been mostly a blue state.
Yes, we went red for Drumpf and George H.W. Bush, but that's what happens when the Democrats become milquetoast. But because we fight for good jobs, good pay and our environment, most of us prefer a good lefty to fight evil corporations like Nestle who profit off of our natural resources.
But starting today, Michigan goes green.
Recently, voters passed a proposal that legalized marijuana and early today, it became totally legal. Michigan is one of only ten states and the only one in the midwest to allow the sale of recreational pot. The state has legalized medicinal marijuana for a decade.
Sadly, there are a few towns in the state that are frowning on the legalization of all things pot, including a few here in west Michigan. Cedar Springs has outlawed all pot sales and ultra-conservative Hudsonville has banned it all together. Oh, and by the way, their mayor is a dick.
You know, I feel that all Americans have the right to smoke pot when they want. Same with alcohol. It bothers me knowing that there are some who are drinking the "Reefer Madness" Kool-Aid and thinking that pot will kill you. The reality is that I think the good will definitely outweigh the bad. I think that pot legalization will decrease the opioid epidemic and will help many get off expensive medications. There's people whose cancers were cured from - SURPRISE! - smoking pot. Just imagine life being better for Michigan, and increased sales for Little Caesars and Jets.
Maybe those who are against pot need to start smoking it.
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