BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR 2018!

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Bee-otch of the Day honors are awarded Monday through Thursday; Bee-otch of the Week is awarded Sunday morning on Chuck69.com.

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LADIES AND GERMS, IT'S TIME FOR THE 2018 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR!

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Since 1999, we've been handing out the Bee-otch of the Year to the biggest idiots possible.

Of course, we have the Bee-otch of the Day Monday through Thursday. On Sundays, we hand out the Bee-otch of the Week based on pageviews on our Blogspot site. Now, we're basing the Bee-otch of the Year based on, once again, pageviews from that site.

Without further adieu...


9) Shri Thanedar (August)
In this year's gubernatorial election here in Michigan, there were three people vying for the Democratic nomination: Gretchen Whitmer, Abdul El-Sayed and Shri Thanedar. Shri spent millions on ads but ended up getting his Indian ass handed to him. He claimed to be the most-progressive of the three candidates, but sadly, he was a fake. He's got several mansions and like pRick Snyder, he ran a business into the ground. Even more disgusting is the fact that he allowed many lab animals to die. Well, the voters spoke out and Shri ended up getting whipped in the primary by Whitmer, who is now governor-elect.


8) Townsquare Media (September)
Over the past few years, the media giant has been tinkering with WGRD. One day it seems, they're a decent active rocker. However on occasion, they've been adding in butt rock that you can already hear on WLAV and 101.3 The Brew. Please, Townsquare, knock it the hell off!


7) Non-voters (November)

So who were the real losers in the November election? The Republicans? Democrats? Nope! It's those who don't think that they need to vote. Yes, the two main parties suck. Don't like them? Look into the third parties. I voted Green for the gubernatorial and senate runs and I don't regret it. It's time to tell the bigwigs in charge that if they won't change, we can make them.


6) Bill Cosby (September)
Well, after DECADES of rumors, it's official: Bill Cosby is a convicted sex offender. A judge sentenced him to up to ten years in prison for drugging and assaulting a woman in his home in 2004. Since the 1960s, Cosby was considered one of the first African American comics to break through into the mainstream. But, the allegations caught up with him and his case was a major pillar in the #MeToo movement. Now, he's rotting away in a Pennsylvania prison, getting attacked by objects resembling Jello Pudding Pops in the shower.

5) ESPN (May)
Not long ago, the sports network launched Get Up, an early morning sports show that has gotten horrible ratings because, well, it's going after the same audience that watches Today and Good Morning America. You know, old yentas? Since the BOTD article was written, co-host Michelle Beadle - who never wanted to host the show in the first place - has left the program and the show was shortened to two hours. Since then, the show's ratings have improved somewhat.


4) Sinclair Broadcast Group (April)
Early this year, it was revealed that Sinclair had been forcing its anchors to read a statement that many - like myself - feel is trying to make their newscasts Orwellian. The company has long been known for their conservative bent with their local newscasts. Here in Michigan, the company owns stations in most TV markets in the state, including here in west Michigan, where they own CBS WWMT-3. They also own multiple stations through holding companies - which is technically illegal - in two other Michigan markets: Traverse City (NBC WPBN-7&4 and ABC WGTU 29&8) and Flint/Tri-Cities (NBC WEYI-25, WSMH-Fox 66 and WBSF-CW 46). Sinclair also made headlines because of their botched $4 billion buyout of Tribune Broadcasting. The FCC disapproved the sale because they discovered that they were paying a Maryland auto dealer to "own" Tribune flagship WGN-TV/Radio in Chicago.


3) iHeartMedia (June and October)
Sometimes, I wonder how this company stays in business. In Detroit, they launched a new alternative station - Alt 106.7 - and it's tanking in the ratings. Detroit has seen its fair share of failed alternative stations - i.e. The Edge @ 105dot1, Planet 96.3, WLBS and 94.3 The Bone - just to name a few. Even the big survivor in the alternative world, 89X recently changed to a heavier active rock sound that's trying to counter the older-leaning WRIF. What's laughable also is that they're still making a big deal of firing successful people as well; here in Grand Rapids, they fired WSNX PD/afternoon jock Stick AFTER the station went to #1 in the Nielsen book. And here, 101.3 The Brew still exists even though they have an EXTREMELY shitty morning show, Rover's Morning Glory. The Brew's ratings have been in the shitter almost since they started as 101.3 The Fox over 15 years ago.


2) Donald Trump (January 1 2 3, February 1 2 and December 1 2)
Yes, when I was tabulating BOTY results, I was shocked, too. Plus, it was an election year, also. I was hoping to give Drump BOTY honors because, well, he's an asshole. I knew that by this time last year that the gains that happened under Obama had all but disappeared. The stock market's in a bear territory, free trade with other nations has halted because of tariffs, people are starting to lose jobs and wait and see what will happen with Drumpf's tax cuts. Now, government workers are furloughed all because Drumpf lied to his supporters claiming that Mexico would build his pet wall. The good news is that the House will have a Democratic majority in the new year. Now, there's the hope that we will begin the process of getting this orange shitgibbon out of the White House and into a penitentiary where he belongs.

The funny thing about this year's BOTY is that, well, it's not Drumpf. Although personally, I think he needs to be BOTY. But here at Chuck69.com, rules are rules, whether we like them or not. Ladies and germs, the Bee-otch of the Year is...

JOE GASSMANN!
Yep, a douchebag woman beater is worse than Drumpf, at least according to you, the Chuck69.com reader. Oh, wait, Drumpf has done the same! Anyway, Gassman's a sidekick to Free Beer and Hot Wings but had his misdemeanor charges dropped due to a lack of witnesses. What happened was Gasmann got into a fight with his girlfriend after she thought he was seeing a woman on the side. The two got into a fight and she ended up with bruises. In the end in a sick twist of fate, the girlfriend, Ashley wrote a statement that she didn't want him to go to jail.

You know, I think it's funny that FB&HW brought this drunk woman beater back to their Stern clone show and yet Eric Zane had to be let go because of how Townsquare treats their employees. Of course, Zane's on WBBL being the puppet of the Huge Retard, getting no ratings.

Say what you want about Stern - especially with his new-found political correctness - but he's still eons better than most of the morning offerings on terrestrial radio. I know that he almost literally swept Artie Lange under the rug, but judging by his coke habit and smooshed nose, well, I don't blame the King of All Media at all. At least Stern's still on the air everywhere on SiriusXM whereas FB&HW have gotten canned everywhere, including Lansing and northern Michigan (twice, I might add).

Look, I was in a rocky relationship earlier this year. My so-called "girlfriend" had no job, no car and had an opioid problem. She was taking money away from me and even driving around in my car despite not having a driver's license. She had to go. It even got to the point that my co-workers had to come over to escort her out. Personally, my way of combating a girlfriend problem was a million times better than Joe's. No man should ever beat a woman, plain and simple.

So, there you have it. Get ready for another year of losers!

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