4.2.19 Bee-otch of the Day: John Gray

BECOME AN AFFILIATE OF T-SHIRT HELL AND MAKE SOME MONEY!

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Name: John Gray
Age: 45
Occupation: grifter
Last Seen: Greenville, NC
Bee-otched For: being rich and asking for too much
 

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As Jesus said to the rich man, "it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven".

Of course, the wealthy think they have the technology to take a camel, kill it, puree it and use a funnel with a tiny hole to drain it through a needle.

Well, John Gray thinks so. A few months ago, the megachurch pastor raised eyebrows when he bought his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini Urus for their wedding anniversary. He claimed that he paid for the luxury SUV with money he made off of his show on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Now, he needs even more money.

Last week, Gray announced that he wants $250,000 from his parishioners to fix a leaky roof at his Relentless Church in Greenville, South Carolina. He then coughed that the church has millions of dollars in debt, which Gray claimed that he acquired from the church's former pastor.

Oooooo.....Keeeeeeeeeyyyyyy..... And your wife is tooling around in a car the average simpleton can't afford?

Ya know, this is why I cringe at megachurches. Many of them will cry that they always need too much money and yet, their pastor drives nicer cars than you, lives in bigger houses than you and pay lower taxes than... you know who. It's sad when you claim that you're in debt and you buy a fuckin' Lambo to please your wife. And you put the burden on your flock?

Folks, if you go to a megachurch, do your research. If the pastor makes too much money, find another church or even stay home. When I was a teen, I went to a church in northern Michigan that asked their parishioners for $1.7 million on just one Sunday. Because of this, I didn't go to another church for years. No church should EVER force their people for too much money when their pastor lives a lavish life.

Nobody should ever put a price on faith.

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