BECOME AN AFFILIATE OF T-SHIRT HELL AND MAKE SOME MONEY!
Name: Macy's
Age: 161
Occupation: department store
Last Seen: Cincinnati, OH
Bee-otched For: trimming the fat
-Age: 161
Occupation: department store
Last Seen: Cincinnati, OH
Bee-otched For: trimming the fat
It's sad when people don't have a fucking sense of humor.
Department store chain Macy's is making headlines because of all things, a plate. Yes, a fucking plate. The plate has three circles that represent serving sizes. The smaller circle in the center reads "skinny jeans". A bigger circle reads "favorite jeans" while the biggest circle reads "mom jeans".
Two days ago, actress and podcaster Alie Ward tweeted a picture of the plate, asking "how do I get this banned in all 50 states" (no question mark). Needless to say, a lot of people responded to her tweet and agreed that it was tasteless of Macy's to sell it in the first place. Some feel that the plate sends a negative message to women about body image. But I say, people need to lighten up.
Since then Macy's has taken the plate off their shelves.
You know, when people get bashed because of their skin color, they're being bashed because of something they're born with. Same goes with people with disabilities, sexes and sexual orientation. But when it comes to weight, well, people have a choice whether or not they want to be thin or thick.
Eight days before my 12th birthday, my mother's friend, a nasty, fat, 300-lb. ogre yanked me away from my video games at home to live with her. Partially because of her, my mom and dad broke up. She was deep in credit card debt and gave my mom the upper flat to her house for rent. Her place was nasty. It was loaded with gay porn and on Saturday nights she would blare the shit out of Whitney Houston and Bonnie Raitt while a bunch of male losers would be over getting their dicks sucked from her. Last I heard, she now lived in California as a swinger.
Look, I've dated fat girls and they ended up nasty. One lived in a trailer with another trailer behind it with its roof caved in. This is why when I'm on dating sites, I try to avoid women with more chins than a Chinese phone book.
I've heard it all: when a woman gets ridiculed for her weight, she'll stop eating and become anorexic. Hell, it happened to Karen Carpenter. But then again, Karen wasn't all that fat to begin with. To me, there's telling a perfectly fit woman to lose weight or to tell a fat woman to lose weight. I have an aunt who has been overweight for years. Now, she's 74, diabetic and walking around with a walker.
Look, I think people are entitled to eat whatever they want, whenever they want. But people need to eat healthy and exercise often. If they want to be fat, let them. But there are some out there - like me - who won't be a shoulder to cry on just because they're fat and nobody likes them. It doesn't hurt to walk 10,000 steps per day.
But this is Macy's we're talking about, which is ironically closing stores left and right.
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