Name: Donald Trump
Age: 73
Occupation: hopefully soon a jailbird
Last Seen: Battle Creek, MI
Bee-otched For: IMPEACHED
-Age: 73
Occupation: hopefully soon a jailbird
Last Seen: Battle Creek, MI
Bee-otched For: IMPEACHED
Well, I thought I did the last BOTD of the decade yesterday, but guess what? Even more good news to share:
For only the third time in American history, a U.S. president has been impeached, and it's DRUMPF.
Congress tonight voted on the two articles of impeachment, for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. They have felt that he used his power to get dirt on presidential candidate Joe Biden from Ukraine. Drumpf is known for being allies with our enemies, which puts our nation's security at risk.
And guess where he was tonight.... BATTLE CREEK! Yup, he and veep Mike Pence were there while Drumpf was getting his ass handed to him back in DC. I naturally didn't watch most of Drumpf's speech, but it was fun seeing history being made while he was blabbing about our bloated military in a town loaded with junkies and a mall doing so poorly that they can no longer support a Hot Topic.
I shook my head looking at the goobers behind him; one of them was wearing a shirt that read "Ebels", referring to a well-known, Jebus freak-owned general store in a tiny hick town up north called Falmouth. Another was a black woman who wore a shirt proclaiming that Congress should be impeached. Sorry, not sorry, but there's a name for that, and it's the same name as a well-known brand of pancake syrup.
Now, it's up to the Senate - sadly mostly Rethugs - to decide whether or not Drumpf should be thrown out of office. Sadly, I think not, but only time can indeed tell.
With my ex-asshole preacher blasting his brains out, the assholes in northern Michigan who own the POS known as WKLT going out of business and now, Drumpf being impeached, this is turning out to be a great ending to 2019. I hope 2020 begins with the Orange Shitgibbon being thrown in prison! Too bad the establishment Dems brought this on themselves after what they did to Bernie in 2016. But with what's going on now, they better not fuck it up again.
Why? Because Mike Pence is still an asshole.
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