12.4.19 Bee-otch of the Day: Mike Pence

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Name: Mike Pence
Age: 60
Occupation: former Indiana governor
Last Seen: west Michigan
Bee-otched For: coming here
 

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It's a shame when the asshole vice president of the United States rears his ugly head here in Michigan.

I shake my head thinking about when several years ago, a massive storm hit west Michigan and he had to appear live on WOOD-TV 8 to talk about some crazy bill he was promoting. Of course, he should have waited, but apparently, his pompous ass was more important than allowing west Michiganders to know how much damage the storm made.

And then, there was his trip to Mackinac Island last summer. There, he broke a edict that's been around for well over a century: he brought a motorcade to the Island. Mackinac Island has banned all motor vehicles almost since its invention because the Island fathers all feel that they take away from its charm and quaintness. However, motorized vehicles are allowed for emergency vehicles only. Just because Pence feels that he's the veep shouldn't mean that he's above the law. It's like a MAGAt walking into a Muslim-owned supermarket screaming at the owner about why they don't sell bacon.

Today, he returned to Michigan, mainly my neck of the woods. He hit Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids and Holland, where he held a rally with Sarah Fuckabee Sanders. In the rally - in which only 150 people showed up - Pence talked about the importance of voting Drumpf again for four more years. He also talked about why he feels that the Democrats are going more and more to the left and told the crowd that America can't afford to be a socialist country. This, of course, is from the asshole whom as governor of Indiana allowed businesses to kick LGBTQ+ individuals out because of their religion.

Yes, Pence has proved to the world that he wants to turn America into a so-called "Christian" nation, though it's not talked about in the Constitution. While other countries have developed socialist policies that have created jobs and fairness for the middle class, Pence and Drumpf are working hard to fuck things up. I know, Michigan's kinda in the middle in terms of politics. This is why NBC News announced that they will be putting their microscope on Kent County and west Michigan for next year's elections. Drumpf won this state only by 10,000 votes because in my opinion, Hillary didn't give two shits about the Rust Belt states like Michigan and it cost her. Now, Drumpf, Pence and their minions are all coming here to warp the minds of their followers to all believe that their policies will create jobs. But in the end, they will be bringing this state back to the 2000s.

Apologies to R. Dean Taylor, but, Mike Pence, Indiana wants you and you should go back there.

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