Thursday, December 15, 2011

12.15.11 Bee-otch of the Day: the idiots on Stern Fan Network who bash Howard Stern










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Name: Stern Fan Network's posters
Age: various
Occupation: possibly unemployed
Last Seen: in mommy's basement
Bee-otched For: causing the board to shut down

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Stern Fan Network, we hardly knew ye.

For now.

On Tuesday, the popular Howard Stern fan message board closed with a message "CLOSED I love you Howard Stern Mutt", with the PS "Fuck You Midget". One reason for the board's demise was due to the constant bashing of Stern and yes, the beloved *sarcasm* Eric the Retarded Midget, who calls in the show constantly only to bash Howard and his fans.

Over the past several years, the board has sadly transitioned from a place where Stern fans could unite and do everything from bash CBS management and local markets that refused to carry the show to a board that's all about bashing Beth the Horse-faced Gold Digger and even Howard himself for only working three days per week and making $90 million a year. It appears that the board's fans all bow down to Dopie and Opie, even though they're not the ones who bring an audience to Sirius/XM.

SFN is planning a comeback, probably within the next several days. Mutt is restructuring the site and claims that it will be a happier place for all Stern fans alike. We'll see how long that'll last...

As somebody who has been posting on message boards for 13 years, I know how it is. You're dealing with assholes with anonymous user names who hide behind mommy's keyboard in her basement who find something better in life rather than to focus on improving their own lives. Trust me, it's happened to me before. But guess what? One of the jerks who had the audacity to bash me repeatedly on one of those message boards has proven to be a total loser: he can't keep a job for more than a year, his marriage failed and moves every five seconds because he's apparently deep in debt. Sucks to be him.

Look, I'm not perfect, and neither is Howard. He might be married to a beautiful woman and rich beyond his dreams, but he deserves every penny. He worked his ass off and took mega risks, even some that damn near killed his career. He'll be 58 next month, and deserves to slow down. I do hope for the best for him and Beth if he ever chooses to retire.

As for the SFN posters who love to bash Howard, please, get out of mommy's basement and find a real job. Find a woman. Find a nice place to live. PLEASE! GET A FUCKIN' LIFE!

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