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Name: Herman Cain
Age: 66
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: in a sea of shame
Bee-otched For: being a quitter
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Age: 66
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: in a sea of shame
Bee-otched For: being a quitter
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Chuckamaniacs, are you ready for Obama's second term?
The reason why I'm asking is a simple one: one of the most-ballyhooed people running for president is dropping out of the race because, well, he dresses in a nice suit and a fancy hat... Hey! He IS a pimp!
But yes, there's all them bitches that have all jumped out of the woodwork and have all claimed that the ex-CEO of Godfather's Pizza had sexual relations with them. Cain - who has been married to wife Gloria for 43 years - has faced a sharp decline in his poll numbers because of the allegations, which he denied. Right now, many polls are indicating that Mitt Romney and another man who is no stranger to adultery, Newt Gingrich are in the lead.
Cain's drop-out only is basically a kick in the crotch for the Republican party, a party notorious for years of attracting rich white people and white trash enticed by the words "tax cut" since it means "less money for the coloreds" to them. Cain was a hit amongst his Republican kin because it was proof that a black man can be a Republican, plus the fact that his 9-9-9 plan would create a tax system that would benefit the rich.
But like many other politicians, damn did he have skeletons in his closet.
With many women coming out here and there crying sexual harassment and relationships, it left Cain, an associate pastor at a Baptist church in Atlanta, in a rut. So, with consultation from Gloria, he bowed out of the presidential race on Saturday.
Ya know, I think Obama has nothing to worry about right now. All the Republicans have a ton of baggage that would prevent them from being president. Plus, most of them have their hands down the pockets of the wealthy, all except Ron Paul, who despite being the lesser of all the evils on the right won't stand a chance in the 2012 elections, especially as an independent.
But, here's a fear I do have: IF Ron Paul runs for president as an indie, it would siphon some votes from the 2008 Obama crowd, especially from those who haven't been impressed with his performance so far as president. If that's the case, it would be alarming. After all, many - like myself - weren't happy when Al Gore chose Joe Lieberman as his running mate in 2000 and voted for Ralph Nader. Tragically, we all know the sad ending to that tale.
Seriously, I'm not totally sad Cain's out of the race. But, the other candidates should consider dropping out considering their bad decisions. If a man who cheated on his cancer-stricken wife becomes president, God damn us all. Same goes to the woman who thinks that her husband can cure homosexuality and the rich man who believes in what Joe Smith said.
Let's hope that Obama's a one-woman man....
--- The reason why I'm asking is a simple one: one of the most-ballyhooed people running for president is dropping out of the race because, well, he dresses in a nice suit and a fancy hat... Hey! He IS a pimp!
But yes, there's all them bitches that have all jumped out of the woodwork and have all claimed that the ex-CEO of Godfather's Pizza had sexual relations with them. Cain - who has been married to wife Gloria for 43 years - has faced a sharp decline in his poll numbers because of the allegations, which he denied. Right now, many polls are indicating that Mitt Romney and another man who is no stranger to adultery, Newt Gingrich are in the lead.
Cain's drop-out only is basically a kick in the crotch for the Republican party, a party notorious for years of attracting rich white people and white trash enticed by the words "tax cut" since it means "less money for the coloreds" to them. Cain was a hit amongst his Republican kin because it was proof that a black man can be a Republican, plus the fact that his 9-9-9 plan would create a tax system that would benefit the rich.
But like many other politicians, damn did he have skeletons in his closet.
With many women coming out here and there crying sexual harassment and relationships, it left Cain, an associate pastor at a Baptist church in Atlanta, in a rut. So, with consultation from Gloria, he bowed out of the presidential race on Saturday.
Ya know, I think Obama has nothing to worry about right now. All the Republicans have a ton of baggage that would prevent them from being president. Plus, most of them have their hands down the pockets of the wealthy, all except Ron Paul, who despite being the lesser of all the evils on the right won't stand a chance in the 2012 elections, especially as an independent.
But, here's a fear I do have: IF Ron Paul runs for president as an indie, it would siphon some votes from the 2008 Obama crowd, especially from those who haven't been impressed with his performance so far as president. If that's the case, it would be alarming. After all, many - like myself - weren't happy when Al Gore chose Joe Lieberman as his running mate in 2000 and voted for Ralph Nader. Tragically, we all know the sad ending to that tale.
Seriously, I'm not totally sad Cain's out of the race. But, the other candidates should consider dropping out considering their bad decisions. If a man who cheated on his cancer-stricken wife becomes president, God damn us all. Same goes to the woman who thinks that her husband can cure homosexuality and the rich man who believes in what Joe Smith said.
Let's hope that Obama's a one-woman man....
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