1.16.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: staying alive

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Today, we were all handed some sad, depressing news.

Drumpf - at least according to his doctor - is in good health.

Despite the fact that sometimes his slurs his speech and jumps on his sentences, the 71-year-old is doing well according to his doctor today during a press conference. But then again, you can have perfect blood pressure plus have a low BMI and still croak from a massive myocardial infarction.

But then again, you can have the direct opposite and live past 90.

Of course, this comes days after our beloved president was nice enough during a meeting to call not-so-privileged countries "shitholes", causing NBC and even SNL to use that term. Even though Drumpf has denied using that term, others are saying that he's simply covering his ass. Now, with a government shutdown coming, many immigrants are scared that they're being forced to move elsewhere if DACA isn't passed. And they might end up back in those countries that Drumpf trashed.

But there is some good news from all this: Steve Bannon, fresh from his departure from Brietbart, is being subpoenaed by Robert Muller. This could lead Drumpf into more hot water that might lead into impeachment or even better, jail.

That's if he doesn't die in office first.

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