1.24.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Rick Snyder

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Name: Rick Snyder
Age: 59
Occupation: stuffed turd
Last Seen: Lansing
Bee-otched For: reminding us why he's the fourth-most unpopular governor in America

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Last night, I watched good 'ol Detroit Red Wing hockey.

Sadly. they lost to the Flyers 3-2 and their record is now a disappointing 19-20-8 on the season, at least they're not as bad at losing than the idiot governor of the great state of Michigan, Rick Snyder.

And now, his theme music, because he's just like Mr. Rogers, only more sinister according to Darren Gibson:



Last night, Snyder did his last State of the State address where he proclaimed that because of him, Michigan was on the rebound. He held up two issues of the Wall Street Journal: one from before his governorship talking about Michigan's struggles and another talking about Michigan's rebirth. Oh, really? REBIRTH? Yep, ya gotta love an asshole who forced Michigan into being a Right-to-Work-for less state over protecting workers and unions. This coming from somebody who worked 10 years without a raise and had to work for a Jebus freak who forced his workers into working 60 hours a week for shit pay while he went on vacations every two months.

Of course, this is pRick Snyder we're talking about, the man who ran Gateway Computers into the ground and did the same thing to Michigan. Yet, he claimed victory for Michigan's overall job growth, though it was Obama working with ex-gov Jennifer Granholm who started Michigan's rebirth. The real reason for Michigan's death in the 2000s was because GM was making crap like the Hummer while Toyota was building efficient cars in right-to-work states where people are getting paid about 1/4 of what union workers make. The truth is, Obama's fixing of the economy is what saved Michigan, not a man who drags business down under.

Let's remember that this is the save pRick Snyder who hired "Emergency Managers" to take over cities that he saw as "failures" - mainly towns with high African-American populations - and fucked them all up, especially with what he did in Flint. Today, that town is slowly getting clean, drinkable water back after forcing that town's residents to drink either pricey bottled water or lead-tainted water that leads to mental issues and other defects.

Oh, and speaking of water, I love the fact that we have four of the five Great Lakes surrounding our great state while Nestle is paying our state just $200 per year to sell it under their Pure Life umbrella for BILLIONS per year. Even their fucking CEO has said that nobody has the right to clean drinking water! Now, they're causing towns like Evert to have their residents to have low water pressure because Nestle is sucking it all up.

What Nestle's doing, plus the impending disaster under the Straits of Mackinac known as Line 5 are all our worries. But in the eyes of the Nerd, he thinks it's all a job killer. Today, Larry Nasser was found guilty for sexually assaulting over 150 young girls and the judge sentenced him to virtually life in prison. If you think about it, what Snyder is doing is a trillion times worse. Eventually, the lead-tainted water will cause the young people of Flint to get mentally retarded and maybe even die. But because there's an (R) after his name, Snyder might be a free man for the rest of his life.

All I can say is that our state is still under siege and getting another Repuke in charge later this year will not make things better.




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