Wednesday, January 17, 2018

1.17.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump



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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: staying alive for two days in a row



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This morning when I woke up, the memes were-a-blastin' on Facebook.

The memes were directed at the fact that yesterday, Drumpf's doctor claimed that he was in good health and at his ideal weight. According to the doc, his height was 6'3" and 239 lbs. However, the memes I saw compared Drumpf to a football player and the football player was definitely in better shape than the president. OK, so Drumpf golfs a lot. However, 1) a lot of golfers are fat (my late grandpa was a good example) and 2) I know of two radio personalities - albeit not overweight - that died from heart attacks on the links.

But of course, there's the uprising Stormy Daniels scandal. She claimed that Drumpf's lawyer paid her $130,000 to keep quiet on the tryst and that the 2006 session was "generic" and was just four months after his son Barron was born. So apparently, Drumpf cheated on his own wife.

Ya know, when Clinton cheated on his wife and lied about it, he was impeached. I do hope to God that when the Dems win the House and Senate this fall, this will be priority one for them to get this pussy-grabbing, foreigner-bashing, middle class-shaming prickwad out of office. It's a shame how the right-winged moralist Bible-thumpers will defend him, even for being the asshole he is.

Of course, that's only if the Dems aren't Republican Lite this time around.

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