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Name: The Catholic Church
Age: too damn old
Occupation: kooky-assed religion
Last Seen: Vatican City
Bee-otched For: yet another sickening scandal
Age: too damn old
Occupation: kooky-assed religion
Last Seen: Vatican City
Bee-otched For: yet another sickening scandal
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Too many times, I wonder why people go to Catholic Church.
I've been to a few of them - mainly with family - and was bored each time. It was too fucking confusing and quite simply, I didn't feel close to God at all.
One reason why I'm no fan of the Catholics is their tolerance towards the sickening abuse of children that's been going on for DECADES. Last week, a Pennsylvania grand jury reported that over 300 priests molested both boys and girls over the course of seven decades. Some of them raped boys, others raped girls and even paid for their abortions.
Early today, Pope Francis addressed the issue in a 2,000-word letter to the world's 1.2 billion Catholics, stating that "we abandoned them" when it came to the care of small children. However, many are still angry with the church nonetheless for allowing this pain to last through many different popes over the years. Pope Francis didn't even talk about how he'd curb abuse in churches.
Now, I do think highly of Pope Francis and the fact that he might be the most-humble pope of all. But it's not going to stop people from abandoning organized religion.
One of the most-truthful things about organized religion is that yes, younger people are disappearing in droves. There's a church in Grand Rapids that does a lot of good for the community. They help house the homeless, feed the hungry and support the LGBTQ community. And guess what? There's not many young people who attend Sunday services. Yet, I was at a bar in Grand Rapids last Saturday night for a Breakaway Festival pre-party and there were hot chicks everywhere you looked. Everybody was having fun and living their lives. Thanks, but I'd rather be hanging out with Kar Pow over having some asshole who drives a Lexus telling me that he needs more money, or worse, cheats on his wife or even worser, rapes kids.
It's shameful that somebody like Pope Francis can't think of ways of improving the Catholic faith. Yes, he can shitcan all offenders in the flock, but what if their replacements are worse? Sadly, praying alone won't help.
It seems that the only good church out there on Sunday morning is St. Mattress of the Holy Springs. At my chapter, hot women are always welcome. And yes, all is consensual.
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Too many times, I wonder why people go to Catholic Church.
I've been to a few of them - mainly with family - and was bored each time. It was too fucking confusing and quite simply, I didn't feel close to God at all.
One reason why I'm no fan of the Catholics is their tolerance towards the sickening abuse of children that's been going on for DECADES. Last week, a Pennsylvania grand jury reported that over 300 priests molested both boys and girls over the course of seven decades. Some of them raped boys, others raped girls and even paid for their abortions.
Early today, Pope Francis addressed the issue in a 2,000-word letter to the world's 1.2 billion Catholics, stating that "we abandoned them" when it came to the care of small children. However, many are still angry with the church nonetheless for allowing this pain to last through many different popes over the years. Pope Francis didn't even talk about how he'd curb abuse in churches.
Now, I do think highly of Pope Francis and the fact that he might be the most-humble pope of all. But it's not going to stop people from abandoning organized religion.
One of the most-truthful things about organized religion is that yes, younger people are disappearing in droves. There's a church in Grand Rapids that does a lot of good for the community. They help house the homeless, feed the hungry and support the LGBTQ community. And guess what? There's not many young people who attend Sunday services. Yet, I was at a bar in Grand Rapids last Saturday night for a Breakaway Festival pre-party and there were hot chicks everywhere you looked. Everybody was having fun and living their lives. Thanks, but I'd rather be hanging out with Kar Pow over having some asshole who drives a Lexus telling me that he needs more money, or worse, cheats on his wife or even worser, rapes kids.
It's shameful that somebody like Pope Francis can't think of ways of improving the Catholic faith. Yes, he can shitcan all offenders in the flock, but what if their replacements are worse? Sadly, praying alone won't help.
It seems that the only good church out there on Sunday morning is St. Mattress of the Holy Springs. At my chapter, hot women are always welcome. And yes, all is consensual.
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