1.5.21 Bee-otch of the Day: Mitch McConnell

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Name: Mitch McConnell
Age: 78
Occupation: senator
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched for: losing it

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Holy crap, Drumpf actually has a brain sometimes! 

The de facto president for 15 days more has pushed Congress and the Senate to increase stimulus payments to $2000, something that he and Democrats can actually agree on. But, there's a turtle in the way.

Many Republicans, especially senate majority leader Mitch McConnell are against giving Americans that extra $1,400. Mitch's excuse? There's a lot of people who make six figures who haven't lost their jobs since the pandemic began. Oh, horseshit. 

With millions of Americans unemployed and having children to feed, this money is important. Mitchy-poo is simply trying to protect the pockets of the wealthy. Other nations around the world have given their citizens $2,000 per month. And Mitchell the Turtle is crying about those who make six figures? 

Meanwhile, GOD BLESS BERNIE SANDERS for his recent filibuster attacking the Repukes for giving too much money to the wealthy as-is. The more I think about it, the more I wish Bernie was our president today. Bernie is a fighter while Drumpf is out golfing. 

As I'm typing this, The results of Georgia's senate race is deadlocked and almost even. However, the majority of the votes to be counted is in one of the state's most-liberal counties. If Warnock and Ossoff win tonight, the Turtle will be demoted to minority leader. True, I'm not the world's biggest fan of Chuck Schumer, but better him over Mitch the Bitch any day.

If all three branches go blue, our country can start healing again and by Christmas, I hope COVID-19 will be long gone and we can go back to living normal lives. It's a shame that the people of Kentucky reelected Mitch, but Georgia can tell him that he and his party are very weak and very powerless.

Time for the Turtle to crawl back into his shell.

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