Thursday, February 11, 2021
2.11.21 Hero of the Day: Larry Flynt
Wednesday, February 10, 2021
2.10.21 Bee-otch of the Day: Mike Shirkey
Age: 66
Occupation: Michigan senate leader
Last Seen: Clarklake, MI
Bee-otched for: wearing the tinfoil with pride
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January 6th, 2021 will be a day that will live in infamy.
Yesterday began the Senate trial of Drumpf's second impeachment. As the trial began, the world was greeted with a repeat of the shocking footage taken inside the Capitol during the insurrection. Seven people died and hundreds more were injured in the melee, which started as a protest against certifying Joe Biden as the President of the United States. In the end, it turned into a hellhole of pushing, shoving, pillaging and pure destruction.
Just today, more footage of the attack was shown on TV, showing police and guards escorting everybody to safety. The terrorists were only feet away from attacking vice president Pence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and others.
If you have an IQ higher than average, you know that the terrorist attack was caused by lies caused by Drumpf. For the longest time, he was telling his minions that no matter what, he was going to win the 2020 election. He did not, and now, he has hell to pay.
The terrorists who unleashed their wrath on Washington were all brainwashed by the likes of Drumpf, Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, OANN and the MyPillow guy. They all believed in everything from faulty voting machines to President John F. Kennedy still being alive and well and working as an easy listening DJ in northern Michigan.
Sadly, one person who is wearing his tinfoil hat with pride is Michigan house speaker Mike Shirkey. In a secretly-taped interview at what appears to be a restaurant, Shirkey told the interviewer that the terrorists were "not Drumpf people" and that the insurrection at the Capitol was a hoax.
After the video surfaced, Shirkey apologized, but while talking with Michigan Lieutenant Governor Garlin Gilchrist Wednesday, he was captured on a hot mic, backtracking on his comments. He told Gilchrist that he didn't take back any of the points he was making in the video, but that the words he chose were not the right ones.
Michigan's leading Democrat, Sen. Jim Ananich stated, "Today I am more sad than I am angry. I am more disappointed than I am surprised. I’m not going to address any of the specific comments made recently by the senator from the 16th District because I just don’t have the words. But I am going to ask all of, but especially the senator from the 16th District, to reflect on the opening prayer that he gave just this morning. This isn’t the first time that you’ve asked for grace and Lord knows you’ve been given it. I would ask that you please accept it and learn from it. This is a chance for all of us to do some self-reflecting, but especially you, Mike."
Shirkey, a Republican has been critical of Democratic Governor Gretchen Whitmer for her stay-at-home order. He, along with now-former Michigan house speaker Lee Chatfield apparently worked together to try to help overturn the results of the 2020 election. Chatfield was term-limited out of office (sadly, his replacement, John Damoose is also a Repuke and a former producer of The 700 Club). Thankfully, Shirkey is also going to be term-limited, too. Hopefully, the people of his district will grow a brain and find somebody who doesn't believe in fake theories.
What's next? The terrorists were all CGI?
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Tuesday, February 9, 2021
2.9.21 Bee-otch of the Day: World Wrestling Entertainment
Age: 69
Occupation: wrasslers
Last Seen: Stamford, CT
Bee-otched for: getting themselves into a hole lotta trouble
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Hulk Hogan beating Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania inside the Pontiac Silverdome.
"Mankind" Mick Foley and Kane's bloody smackdown at Hell in a Cell.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin proclaiming that "Austin 3:16" reads "I just whipped yer ass!"
The list of greatest moments in wrestling history just go on and on. But, on Monday Night, it was a female wrestler's turn to create history with just two words.
And it ain't "suck it".
During a tables match with Lana, six-foot, 270-lb. wrestler Nia Jax was about to slam her leg onto her. However, Lana rolled over and Jax ended up slamming her butt onto the apron part of the ring, which is one of the hardest. Upon landing, Jax was in fake severe pain and started screaming in agony. While screaming, she uttered a line that ended up entering the lexicon of wrestling fans around the world.
Those two words: "my hole".
Even though Jax lost the bout, she has now gained millions of fans around the world and yes, a lot of memes. The aforementioned Mick Foley tweeted that "my hole" should be the next "Austin 3:16" and that the WWE should put the phrase on t-shirts. A bidet company called Tushy is offering to send her a free toilet.
Early today, Jax, a cousin of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and the Uso family, tweeted, "I’ve been receiving a HOLE lotta love, much obliged #myhole" After the match and well into today, #MyHole was trending on Twitter.
However, despite "my hole" now being one of the best-known catchphrases of the moment, the brass at the WWE now think that it's too hot for TV.
Apparently, the company has officially reedited the clip for future reairings and has "my hole" bleeped out. Yes, the company whose leader once uttered the n-word and had wrestlers stereotyping people of color wasn't too happy about one of its wrestlers uttering "my hole" on live TV. Of course, the company has long reinvented itself as a family friendly company in the past several years, However, those who grew up with John Cena are now much older and USA is pressuring the WWE to allow more "adult content" in their shows.
True, audiences were quite happy seeing an obese Samoan woman pretend that she hurt her fat ass. However, this is the WWE we're talking about here. Bear in mind that the McMahons are Drumpf ass-kissers and for them, it's all about the money and the sweet cash they're getting from corporate America. AEW, sadly, is also Republican-owned, though goofy-mustached Pakistani owner Shahid Khan - who's also Muslim - has spoken out against Drumpf's policies against foreigners.
Look, "my hole" really isn't all that offensive. To me, it just shows how unfunny the WWE wants to be. As much as I loved the Attitude era, it ain't coming back. Simply put, Vince McMahon is probably just old and tired, like most of the WWE's storylines and matches.
After all, they did rehire Hulk Hogan AFTER his n-word rant.
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Monday, February 8, 2021
2.8.21 Bee-otch of the Day: conservatives in general
Age: 167
Occupation: assholes
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched for: getting their asses handed to them
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Last week, we reported on the downfall of Morgan Wallen, the country music superstar who was canceled out by the media and even his label after he uttered the n-word on camera.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2021
2.3.21 Bee-otch of the Day: Morgan Wallen
Age: 27
Occupation: shitty country singer
Last Seen: Nashville, TN
Bee-otched for: being a drunk, racist loser
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When it comes to the world of music, I can withstand just about everything.
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Tuesday, February 2, 2021
2.2.21 Bee-otch of the Day: the hypocrisy surrounding cancel culture
Age: ageless
Occupation: cutting out the good things in life
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched for: screwing over Marilyn Manson before he can speak
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He was one of the biggest rock stars of the 1990s.
Just today alone, two TV shows that he was going to appear in canceled his appearances. His talent agency, CAA also dropped him.
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2.1.21 Bee-otches of the Day: inconsiderate people
Ages: various
Occupations: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched for: just not being considerate of others
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Most civilized people have responsibilities in life.
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