Age: 69
Occupation: wrasslers
Last Seen: Stamford, CT
Bee-otched for: getting themselves into a hole lotta trouble
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Hulk Hogan beating Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania inside the Pontiac Silverdome.
"Mankind" Mick Foley and Kane's bloody smackdown at Hell in a Cell.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin proclaiming that "Austin 3:16" reads "I just whipped yer ass!"
The list of greatest moments in wrestling history just go on and on. But, on Monday Night, it was a female wrestler's turn to create history with just two words.
And it ain't "suck it".
During a tables match with Lana, six-foot, 270-lb. wrestler Nia Jax was about to slam her leg onto her. However, Lana rolled over and Jax ended up slamming her butt onto the apron part of the ring, which is one of the hardest. Upon landing, Jax was in fake severe pain and started screaming in agony. While screaming, she uttered a line that ended up entering the lexicon of wrestling fans around the world.
Those two words: "my hole".
Even though Jax lost the bout, she has now gained millions of fans around the world and yes, a lot of memes. The aforementioned Mick Foley tweeted that "my hole" should be the next "Austin 3:16" and that the WWE should put the phrase on t-shirts. A bidet company called Tushy is offering to send her a free toilet.
Early today, Jax, a cousin of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and the Uso family, tweeted, "I’ve been receiving a HOLE lotta love, much obliged #myhole" After the match and well into today, #MyHole was trending on Twitter.
However, despite "my hole" now being one of the best-known catchphrases of the moment, the brass at the WWE now think that it's too hot for TV.
Apparently, the company has officially reedited the clip for future reairings and has "my hole" bleeped out. Yes, the company whose leader once uttered the n-word and had wrestlers stereotyping people of color wasn't too happy about one of its wrestlers uttering "my hole" on live TV. Of course, the company has long reinvented itself as a family friendly company in the past several years, However, those who grew up with John Cena are now much older and USA is pressuring the WWE to allow more "adult content" in their shows.
True, audiences were quite happy seeing an obese Samoan woman pretend that she hurt her fat ass. However, this is the WWE we're talking about here. Bear in mind that the McMahons are Drumpf ass-kissers and for them, it's all about the money and the sweet cash they're getting from corporate America. AEW, sadly, is also Republican-owned, though goofy-mustached Pakistani owner Shahid Khan - who's also Muslim - has spoken out against Drumpf's policies against foreigners.
Look, "my hole" really isn't all that offensive. To me, it just shows how unfunny the WWE wants to be. As much as I loved the Attitude era, it ain't coming back. Simply put, Vince McMahon is probably just old and tired, like most of the WWE's storylines and matches.
After all, they did rehire Hulk Hogan AFTER his n-word rant.
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