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Name: Oprah Winfrey
Age: 66
Occupation: negro woman of the south
Last Seen: Los Angeles
Bee-otched For: opening two Pandora's Boxes
Age: 66
Occupation: negro woman of the south
Last Seen: Los Angeles
Bee-otched For: opening two Pandora's Boxes
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What does Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil and a duck all have in common?
Quack, quack, quack.
If you haven't heard by now, the two doctors are in boiling hot H2O because of idiotic comments they both made regarding COVID-19. On his show last week, Oz called for the reopening of the nation's schools. He simply thought that children needed to get away from television and back in a position for learning, even if an extra 2% of Americans die from the disease.
And then there's Dr. Phil. He, like the hilljacks who protested Lansing last week, has called for reopening the economy since he's crying that there's more people who drown in swimming pools every year than those who have died from COVID-19. As of this writing, 42,000 Americans have died from the virus and it's claimed ALMOST 170,000 worldwide.
With COVID-19 going nowhere, it's a shame that these two assholes go on TV daily to tell our government how to do their job during a pandemic. I know, I know. Oil prices are now in the negative territory. More and more people are filing for unemployment. Just today, Michigan announced its youngest coronavirus victim: a five-year-old girl from Detroit.
In this world, there's folks who get a free pass in life. Some billionaires get one for giving back to their communities. Over in England, entertainer Jimmy Savile got one because he helped children and helped with many charities. He was even knighted. However, after he died, it was finally revealed that he molested hundreds of people, young and old. Since then, the BBC have yanked many of his TV shows from circulation. Here in America, Bill Cosby got a free pass because he could prove that a black man could be clean, intelligent and to some, funny. Of course, he's in prison for the drugging and rape of a college student, though dozens of women have all claimed that he drugged and raped them all, dating back to the 1960s when his career started to blossom.
And then, there's the reason why those two fake TV docs even exist: Oprah.
Long before she was born, if you were a fat black woman, the entertainment business looked at you as a maid. Hell, Tom and Jerry's original owner was one named "Mammy Two Shoes". In their first short from 1940, "Puss Gets the Boot", Mammy kicks Tom out the door, screaming, "O....W....T....OUT!", showing her lack of intelligence. I know, Oprah changed daytime TV. She wanted to show the world that a black woman with a history of weight issues could rule the world of syndication, and she did.
I'll admit, daytime TV was a helluva lot better 25 years ago. Yes, Oprah had her audience, but Jerry Springer had a much better show. Hell, Springer kicked Oprah's ass in the ratings. Of course, everything changed thanks to Jenny Jones humiliating a straight man on national TV by pairing him up with his gay acquaintance, only to murder him. Because of this, even Jerry was forced to tone down because of an outcry from parents groups and critics. But, Oprah played her fiddle while Rome burned.
True, there's Maury finding out who the babydaddy is and Steve Wilkos and the occasional fights that happen on his show. Springer's still around, though his old show's in repeats while his latest show is a court program called Judge Jerry (he was a lawyer, you know). However, most daytime TV programs totally blow, and it's because they're all from the House of Harpo. Dr. Phil came about when Oprah went to Texas because cattle ranchers were suing her. Dr. Oz got his own show because a clip of him on her show talking about poop went viral.
What I'll never get is why Oprah gets a free pass. Right around the same time of the infamous Janet Jackson nip slip during the Super Bowl in 2004, the FCC was aiming their guns toward Howard Stern and other shock jocks. They fined his Detroit affiliate, what is now WXYT-FM 97.1 The Ticket somewhere around $286,000 because of a bit on his show they claimed was too raunchy. On the particular show, Howard and his crew were talking about sexual definitions. One of them was "blumpkin", in which somebody is receiving oral sex while pooping. Oprah, on the other hand never was fined for an episode where she and some so-called "experts" were discussing teenage sex parties. Her guest claimed that teenage girls would use different shades of lipstick while performing oral sex on the boys at the party. It turns out that the parties did not exist and Oprah was never fined for the broadcast. Why? Simple: she's wealthier than Stern and her audience of saggy old white women are a lot more highbrow than that of Stern's fans.
Recently, Pope Francis proclaimed the positiveness of COVID-19. One of them is that without traffic, the Earth can recover from climate change. People in major cities like Los Angeles haven't had major smog issues in weeks. With the problems caused by climate change, maybe the North Pole can be nice and cold again. Maybe the ice caps won't melt as much. Maybe we can buy the Earth a lot more time.
But, there's another plus in regard to the coronavirus. You see, it was 21 years ago today that 17-year-old Dylan Klebold and 18-year-old Kyle Harris opened fire at Columbine High School near Denver, Colorado, killing 13 people before committing suicide in the school library. Their motive was inconclusive, but it was a known fact that between the two, they had very few friends. They were bullied because they were different from the other classmates. The media even labeled them "cultural icons for disenfranchised youth".
You know, many of you and myself have been there. When I was in high school, the cool kids disowned me and the losers loved me because I had a car. I never got a thank you for giving people rides, let alone money and from the girls, a piece of their ass. Fuck, one of them FORCED me to listen to the fucking Spice Girls because she hated KoRn. Because of how the girls at my school treated me, I look back and wished that I simply made the long drive to a Deja Vu instead of dragging a 300-pound white trash hambeast from Manceltucky to the prom.
People of my generation know how it feels to be disenfranchised. Harris and Klebold's answer was to blow people away with TEC-9s and Hi-Point Carbines. My answer was to create a website to piss off the media for not giving two shits about my generation. Well, 21 years later, this blog is still going strong. True, I've pissed off a few folks along the way, but because of them, these Bee-otch of the Day articles write themselves sometimes. I'll be honest, my personal Facebook feed can be sad reading sometimes. Not long ago, I friended an old acquaintance from my school years. He's gained a lot of weight, never married, never had kids and worked as a cook at a bar before COVID-19 reared its ugly head. Not only that, but his mother passed away several months ago. Another one of my FB friends also talked a lot about being lonely and ignored. But not long ago, an abandoned kitten came to his house. He decided to keep it, and because of this, I think he's a lot happier.
The true reality is that the #1 cause of the world's problems are from people themselves while animals do quite the opposite. This virus was started by a Chinese asshole who ate a diseased bat. Drumpf made things worse with his ignorance. In reality, the government needs to pay EVERYBODY throughout this whole ordeal until COVID-19 is entirely gone, period. I don't care if it's not until next Winter, or ever. I don't care if I totally lose my job and I gain 50 pounds by sitting on my ass all day. We gotta flatten the curve. Getting back to work right away is only going to make things worse since it will flare up the virus again. Rednecks flying Confederate flags at the Michigan State Capitol isn't going to help. Companies forcing employees to work in conditions where social distancing isn't an option ain't helping, either. And yes, the words of two fake TV docs aren't going to help as well.
But since Oprah Winfrey's worth $2.6 billion while Dr. Oz has $35 million and Dr. Phil has $450 million, they can social distance all they want. After all, they're all essential to the stupidity of the retards who watch them.
And then there's Dr. Phil. He, like the hilljacks who protested Lansing last week, has called for reopening the economy since he's crying that there's more people who drown in swimming pools every year than those who have died from COVID-19. As of this writing, 42,000 Americans have died from the virus and it's claimed ALMOST 170,000 worldwide.
With COVID-19 going nowhere, it's a shame that these two assholes go on TV daily to tell our government how to do their job during a pandemic. I know, I know. Oil prices are now in the negative territory. More and more people are filing for unemployment. Just today, Michigan announced its youngest coronavirus victim: a five-year-old girl from Detroit.
In this world, there's folks who get a free pass in life. Some billionaires get one for giving back to their communities. Over in England, entertainer Jimmy Savile got one because he helped children and helped with many charities. He was even knighted. However, after he died, it was finally revealed that he molested hundreds of people, young and old. Since then, the BBC have yanked many of his TV shows from circulation. Here in America, Bill Cosby got a free pass because he could prove that a black man could be clean, intelligent and to some, funny. Of course, he's in prison for the drugging and rape of a college student, though dozens of women have all claimed that he drugged and raped them all, dating back to the 1960s when his career started to blossom.
And then, there's the reason why those two fake TV docs even exist: Oprah.
Long before she was born, if you were a fat black woman, the entertainment business looked at you as a maid. Hell, Tom and Jerry's original owner was one named "Mammy Two Shoes". In their first short from 1940, "Puss Gets the Boot", Mammy kicks Tom out the door, screaming, "O....W....T....OUT!", showing her lack of intelligence. I know, Oprah changed daytime TV. She wanted to show the world that a black woman with a history of weight issues could rule the world of syndication, and she did.
I'll admit, daytime TV was a helluva lot better 25 years ago. Yes, Oprah had her audience, but Jerry Springer had a much better show. Hell, Springer kicked Oprah's ass in the ratings. Of course, everything changed thanks to Jenny Jones humiliating a straight man on national TV by pairing him up with his gay acquaintance, only to murder him. Because of this, even Jerry was forced to tone down because of an outcry from parents groups and critics. But, Oprah played her fiddle while Rome burned.
True, there's Maury finding out who the babydaddy is and Steve Wilkos and the occasional fights that happen on his show. Springer's still around, though his old show's in repeats while his latest show is a court program called Judge Jerry (he was a lawyer, you know). However, most daytime TV programs totally blow, and it's because they're all from the House of Harpo. Dr. Phil came about when Oprah went to Texas because cattle ranchers were suing her. Dr. Oz got his own show because a clip of him on her show talking about poop went viral.
What I'll never get is why Oprah gets a free pass. Right around the same time of the infamous Janet Jackson nip slip during the Super Bowl in 2004, the FCC was aiming their guns toward Howard Stern and other shock jocks. They fined his Detroit affiliate, what is now WXYT-FM 97.1 The Ticket somewhere around $286,000 because of a bit on his show they claimed was too raunchy. On the particular show, Howard and his crew were talking about sexual definitions. One of them was "blumpkin", in which somebody is receiving oral sex while pooping. Oprah, on the other hand never was fined for an episode where she and some so-called "experts" were discussing teenage sex parties. Her guest claimed that teenage girls would use different shades of lipstick while performing oral sex on the boys at the party. It turns out that the parties did not exist and Oprah was never fined for the broadcast. Why? Simple: she's wealthier than Stern and her audience of saggy old white women are a lot more highbrow than that of Stern's fans.
Recently, Pope Francis proclaimed the positiveness of COVID-19. One of them is that without traffic, the Earth can recover from climate change. People in major cities like Los Angeles haven't had major smog issues in weeks. With the problems caused by climate change, maybe the North Pole can be nice and cold again. Maybe the ice caps won't melt as much. Maybe we can buy the Earth a lot more time.
But, there's another plus in regard to the coronavirus. You see, it was 21 years ago today that 17-year-old Dylan Klebold and 18-year-old Kyle Harris opened fire at Columbine High School near Denver, Colorado, killing 13 people before committing suicide in the school library. Their motive was inconclusive, but it was a known fact that between the two, they had very few friends. They were bullied because they were different from the other classmates. The media even labeled them "cultural icons for disenfranchised youth".
You know, many of you and myself have been there. When I was in high school, the cool kids disowned me and the losers loved me because I had a car. I never got a thank you for giving people rides, let alone money and from the girls, a piece of their ass. Fuck, one of them FORCED me to listen to the fucking Spice Girls because she hated KoRn. Because of how the girls at my school treated me, I look back and wished that I simply made the long drive to a Deja Vu instead of dragging a 300-pound white trash hambeast from Manceltucky to the prom.
People of my generation know how it feels to be disenfranchised. Harris and Klebold's answer was to blow people away with TEC-9s and Hi-Point Carbines. My answer was to create a website to piss off the media for not giving two shits about my generation. Well, 21 years later, this blog is still going strong. True, I've pissed off a few folks along the way, but because of them, these Bee-otch of the Day articles write themselves sometimes. I'll be honest, my personal Facebook feed can be sad reading sometimes. Not long ago, I friended an old acquaintance from my school years. He's gained a lot of weight, never married, never had kids and worked as a cook at a bar before COVID-19 reared its ugly head. Not only that, but his mother passed away several months ago. Another one of my FB friends also talked a lot about being lonely and ignored. But not long ago, an abandoned kitten came to his house. He decided to keep it, and because of this, I think he's a lot happier.
The true reality is that the #1 cause of the world's problems are from people themselves while animals do quite the opposite. This virus was started by a Chinese asshole who ate a diseased bat. Drumpf made things worse with his ignorance. In reality, the government needs to pay EVERYBODY throughout this whole ordeal until COVID-19 is entirely gone, period. I don't care if it's not until next Winter, or ever. I don't care if I totally lose my job and I gain 50 pounds by sitting on my ass all day. We gotta flatten the curve. Getting back to work right away is only going to make things worse since it will flare up the virus again. Rednecks flying Confederate flags at the Michigan State Capitol isn't going to help. Companies forcing employees to work in conditions where social distancing isn't an option ain't helping, either. And yes, the words of two fake TV docs aren't going to help as well.
But since Oprah Winfrey's worth $2.6 billion while Dr. Oz has $35 million and Dr. Phil has $450 million, they can social distance all they want. After all, they're all essential to the stupidity of the retards who watch them.
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