Name: Donald Trump
Age: 73
Occupation: Cheeto
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being a poison to the country
Age: 73
Occupation: Cheeto
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being a poison to the country
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As some of my longtime readers know, this website and blog started as a crappy WebTV site called "Bring Howard Stern to Northern Michigan Radio and TV".
Growing up in boring northern Michigan, none of the media companies wanted to do business with Stern. They had their excuses, like "he's too expensive" and "he's too raunchy".
And yet, several of the media companies that had radio stations aired shitty shows like slut-shaming Rush Limbaugh and the racist and homophobic Dr. Laura.
As a teen, Howard was my idol. It was a shame that my cousins in Detroit and Grand Rapids got to listen to him every morning while the best northern Michigan could do in my teenage years was the extremely unfunny Bob and Tom Show. Personally, KLT should have picked up Stern since B&T's station was ganging up on them in the ratings. But since KLT's former owners were cheap assholes who replaced their morning shows like underwear, nothin' doin'.
Twenty-one years after this site's formation, I'm still a fan, though not as much. I feel that in a few ways, Howard's slowing down and the show itself is getting repetitive with its guests. But the good news is that Howard's still got a fire in his belly.
On Monday's show, the King of All Media proclaimed that Drumpf should go on TV to inject Clorox in front of his supporters while they do the same. This is after the reality show president on Saturday claimed that people should take disinfectants and be under UV lights to fight COVID-19. Since the broadcast, he has gotten some flack, even from longtime fans.
But you know, this is Howard Stern we're talking about here.
Back in the olden days, Drumpf was a frequent guest of Stern's. However, the two have royally distanced themselves from each other since Drumpf announced his candidacy for president five years ago. Drumpf asked Howard for his support, but he declined. Part of the reason, obviously was because Drumpf's supporters included the same Jebus freak groups that wanted him off the air in the first place, like the so-called American Family Association.
It's quite obvious that those protesting every stay-at-home order in America are those who probably slept through both science and history class in school. Of course, being wealthy all of his life, Drumpf had every right to sleep through those classes, because he didn't have to work his way through society like the white trash that voted him in as president in 2016. The same retards who go to Gretchen Whitmer's private residence flying their Confederate and Gadsden flags pretending that Michigan is a bordering state to Alabama and Mississippi. When these people protested the Governor's stay-at-home order, they put themselves at risk of getting COVID-19, which is a death sentence for some, especially those with underlying conditions.
The sad reality is that just the other day, it was announced that more Americans have now died from COVID-19 than the Vietnam War. Over 61,000 Americans have died from the coronavirus while 58,318 American soldiers were killed in action during the Vietnam conflict. The big difference between our brave men and women who fought for this country 50 years ago vs. those dying now are that many COVID victims didn't have to prepare to die just a short time ago.
And don't get me started on Mike Pence not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. Since he had to ride in a car around Mackinac Island, it only shows how much of a pompous ass he is. And yes, the anti-gay shit he pulled as Indiana governor.
It's a sad shame that because of the morons who got this prick in the White House in 2016, we can't have nice things. The morons who protest in front of the Michigan State Capitol and bitch to Whitmer are the REASON why their businesses are closed and they have to collect unemployment if they can. It sucks to be them. Drumpf's ignorance is why over a million Americans have now been infected with this virus.
You see, I'm not racist. I'm not homophobic. I just don't like stupid people, period. I don't like people who talk all over me because they think they're more-important than I am. I don't like people who allow others to think for them. I think it's sad knowing that Drumpf's fanbase is nothing more than sheeple who watch Fox Propaganda Channel or worse, One America News Network 24/7. They might be smart enough to not drink bleach - although barely - but, they do drink the Kool-Aid.
Look, if you're offended by what Howard had to say, it sucks to be you. I've had friendships tarnished because of my opinions and others' opinions as well. Howard has opinions, Rush has opinions, Oprah has opinions and I have opinions. I would imagine that if he was still on terrestrial radio, some stations would cancel his show. Why? Because he's not a fucking conservative wacko. When Natalie Maines from The Dixie Chicks told a London crowd how ashamed they were being from George W. Bush's home state, Cumulus and other radio groups pulled them off their stations. But, when Ted Nugent told the media that "in a year I'll probably be dead or in jail by now", hinting that he wanted to kill President Obama a few years ago, those same radio groups continued on playing "Cat Scratch Fever" and "Stranglehold" like nothing happened. Scott Stapp from Creed also made threats against Obama and right now, some station somewhere is spinning "My Own Prison". Not only that, he currently has a song on the Active Rock charts called "Survivor", which is from his latest album "The Space Between the Shadows". The album, which has been out since last year has been a total flop so far.
Everybody is controversial in their own way. If Howard wants to call for the assassination of Drumpf, the world is his oyster. Controversy sells. The media will cover him and his personal stock market will rise. People will wonder what he'll say next, which means more SiriusXM subscriptions. More SXM subs mean less people listening to his replacements, i.e. some shitty, private label morning zoo or some dorky soccer mom morning show with an old dude and a fat bitch whose pussy stinks from pooping out three kids. Now that SXM is free during the pandemic, he's gaining a new audience. And since he hates Drumpf like anybody whose IQ is over room temperature, his discussions are a breath of fresh air.
Which, BTW is better than a shot of Clorox.
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