Age: 59
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: Minnesota
Bee-otched For: thinking he's a doctor
It's no secret that I hate the MyPillow guy, Mike Lindell.
This asshole made his millions with a fucking pillow that looks like it was made with the same shit the dentist shoves in your mouth to take an X-ray, plus the earplugs you wear during concerts. He was never a doctor; hell, before he started MyPillow, Lindell was a bar owner who was also a crack addict.
Since sucking in millions of morons into buying his $49.99 pillow, Lindell has used a lot of the money from that product to aide Drumpf and his bullshit. He's known for buying a lot of ads on Fox News Channel. Hell, when Laura Ingraham lost a ton of her sponsors because of idiotic comments regarding the victims of the Parkland School massacre, it was Mike who purchased all the empty slots. Last year, an anti-abortion movie was made that attacked Planned Parenthood. Not only did Lindell personally invested a million dollars of his own money into the project, but he also made a cameo.
Now, Lindell is at it again, claiming that he has the cure for COVID-19.
He is pushing a botanical extract called oleandrin, which is from a poisonous plant called oleander (which is also the name of a late 90s rock group). Lindell is an investor in the company that makes the potion. However, there's no proof that oleandrin will cure COVID-19.
Sadly, Lindell is not the first Jebus freak who thinks that his horseshit will cure the disease. Remember when Jim Bakker was selling a fake coronavirus cure earlier this year that set his viewers back $125 per bottle? Once again, there was ZERO proof that his product cured COVID-19. Same with oleandrin.
Last night, Lindell went on the defensive with his product with CNN's Anderson Cooper. During the interview, Cooper called it what it was: snake oil.
You know, people need to forget that when we visit a business or buy a certain product, we're supporting politics. Are you a Democrat? Shop Disney, Energizer Batteries, Costco, Axe Deodorant and Popeye's Chicken. Rethugs can go to hell for all I care, or at least Papa John's, Coor's, Chick-fil-A, Walmart and Hobby Lobby. The app called "Goods Unite Us" is awesome for finding what companies give to what and whom.
MyPillow is a joke, plain and simple. Hell, I purchased a pair of pillows from Brookstone a few years ago and they're wonderful. Too bad they closed the one at my mall. If you think that Mike Lindell will lead you to a better night's sleep, think again. All the guy's ever done is sell shit and be a false prophet doing so. Anybody who will fight for a cunt like Laura Ingraham instead of shooting victims is a total asshole, period. I hope like Bakker, AGs will try to shut his shit down.
Thank God I take melatonin.
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