Occupation: soon-to-be-ex-president (I hope)
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: still crying
Oh, no! Somebody is still sitting in his high chair, tossing his Cheerios and crying simply because he's not getting his way!
Tonight, Baby Drumpfy went on TV to tell Americans from the Oval Office that he's fighting all the states that are still counting ballots. He claims that states like Nevada are now counting ballots that aren't even from the state, which is false.
To add insult to injury to the de facto president, when NBC aired his speech, they put a graphic under him that read, "President Trump Falsely Claims Fraud in Vote Counting".
During the concession speech that wasn't, Drumpf claimed that America was under a "red wave". When saying that, the Bullshit Meter starting making loud noises before it imploded.
To add insult to injury for Drumpf, his suits against Georgia and Michigan have already been tossed simply because there's ZERO proof of voter fraud, PERIOD.
As of tonight, Biden only needs Nevada to claim victory. However, his birth state of Pennsylvania is still up for grabs. According to the AP, 84% of precincts are reporting in Nevada that Biden is in the lead by 10,000 votes. Drumpf, however, is leading in Pennsylvania by 60,000 votes with 89% reporting.
Of course, all votes must count in this and any election. If Drumpf wants stop the tallying, tough shit. There's very little he can do. He needs to face the music and realize that he's simply a very shitty president. Yes, he has fans, but they've all drank his sizzurp and huffed his jenkem. And look at them now, all fucked up into believing that everything he does can't be wrong.
Folks, there's no "red wave" to speak of. Those in charge of tabulating the votes will come out with the truth, sooner or later. Either way they slice it or dice it, Biden will be 46 and hopefully, Drumpf will be behind bars for tax fraud.
Sadly for Drumpf, the only red wave he'll be seeing is the puddle of blood from his ass for being somebody's prison bitch in the shower.
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