Occupation: soon-to-be-ex-president
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being a real sore loser
At around 11:25 a.m. Saturday morning, I was tuned to CNN when the news was made.
Wolf Blitzer told the world that Drumpf did not have enough votes in Pennsylvania to win the 2020 Presidential Election. Therefore, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is now the President-Elect of the United States of America. On January 20, 2021, he will be sworn in as the 46th President.
His running mate, Kamala Devi Harris, the daughter of Indian and Jamaican immigrants, will be the first woman in US history to be elected into a presidential office.
It is official: Drumpf is only the second US president in my lifetime to only be a one-term president. True, he had a rabid fanbase. But, America was not going to be fooled again.
The laundry list of what Drumpf did in the White House was loaded with disaster. His lack of compassion and idiotic comments towards the human race made America the laughing stock of the world. The fact that he thumbed his nose at our allies and befriended our enemies put us on par with the worst nations on the planet. The fact that he called reputable news sources "fake news" and sourced his shit from Fox "News", One America, Infowars, QAnon and other fringe hellholes made us shake our heads. And yes, his rabid fanbase, mostly made up of people who need to be locked up and loaded into prison for hate speech.
Do I need to say more? We lived it for four years. Four years too long.
But sadly, Drumpf has shown the world that he's not a man of high sportsmanship. He bitches about the fake "red wave" that he thinks swept America. He cries that "Sleepy Joe"'s rallies aren't heavily-attended. Yet, Drumpf's rallies were breeding grounds for COVID while Joe's rallies were socially-distanced and in cars. As a matter of fact, thousands of morons got COVID from attending Drumpf's rallies. And yes, some have indeed passed away.
At the end of the day, Drumpf simply won't play fair. He's to politics like the Detroit Lions are to football. He's just another douchebag who thinks that his shit doesn't stink, but, well, it does. And with all the bad, fast food he indulges, It makes one wonder if he's broken a toilet seat in the White House yet.
Let's remember, Drumpf didn't win the vote in 2016. He was chosen. Biden, I think won fair and square. Most Americans didn't like how he handled COVID. It's sad that he has an education secretary who thinks that kids need to be in school instead of at home. And yet, she's never taught a class. Biden wants to fix all the wrongs Drumpf did, and I hope it's fast and quick.
But, between now and January 20, I hope he'll mope around and realize that the last four years were an abortion.
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